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1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes you make me so mad i wanna throw you in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style you wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally did
8.hold me close and promise to never let me go
9. there comes a time in life when you have to let go of the pointless drama and the people who create it and surround yourself with people who make you laugh so hard you forget the bad and solely on the good.after all life is to good to be anything but happy.
10.1 million memories...
100,000 inside jokes...
10,000 great times...
100 secrets...
1 reason...
best friends
11.psh were cool
12.i didnt fall for you you tripped me
13.some say holding on is what makes you strong. but sometimes it takes much madami strength to just let go and ilipat on.
14.i dont forgive people because im weak i forgive them because im strong enough to know people make mistakes
15.a puno only hits an automobile in self defense
16.im not as think as you dumb. i am.
17.i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
18.what fun is it being cool if you cant wear a sombrero
19.dont hit kids no seriously they have mga baril now.
20.rap is
retards
attempting
poetry
21.im so smart im practically retarded
21.tell your pants its not polite to point
22.taste the bahaghari eat crayons.
23.i want to be his paborito hello and his hardest goodbye.
24.when im older... and my little girl asks who my first pag-ibig was i want to be able to point across the room and say... he is sitting right there.
25.wish i was eight again... then all i had to get tagged and he would say i was it.
26.the best accesory a girl can have is her best friends
27.you might not like us now but i guarantee you'll hate us later
28.if i had a penny everytime a boy acted stupid id be richer than bill gates
29.come to the darkside we have cookies.
30.organized people are just to lazy to look for things
31.just when i find the keys to success somebody changes the locks
32.i Nawawala my temper but then it came back.
33.im not a poser im not a wannabe...im just me
34.you told me to give you one reason why i like the rain... it is the only place where i can hide my tears.
35.i must be invisible cause when i stare at you you stare at her.
36.heres to the future cause im over the past
37.i wanted to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when she wants to cry and the one that could always brighten up your araw even when she couldnt brighten her own.
38.we fall for boys who give us pretty words & false hopes
39.forgiveness is such a simple word... but its so hard to do when you've been hurt
40.for the world your somebody but to somebody your the world
41.i always seem fall to the boys who never catch me
42.im blasting my music so i cant hear my thoughts
43.your voice was the soundtrack of my life
44.letting go isnt giving up its accepting some things arent meant to be
45.teddies dont hug back but sometimes they're all we got
46.a best friend is like a 4-leaf clover, hard to find but lucky to have
47.best mga kaibigan are the siblings God forgot to give us
48.LOVE... if you have it you dont need anything else, and if you dont have it it doesnt matter what you have
49.life doesnt last forever so live it up drink it down avoid the bull****, take chances and neverregret your decisions because at one point everything you did was what u wanted
50.without humor life sucks, without courage life is hard, without pag-ibig life is hopeless, without mga kaibigan like you life would be impossible
51.everything i know about breaking hearts i learned from you
52.im not emo im just sad
53.you never know what your missing until it enters your life and then later leaves
54.true life has no happy ending because true pag-ibig has no ending
55.life is not the number of breaths you take but the moments that take your breath away
56.every goodbye makes the susunod hello closer
57.isnt it cute how haters make me the center of the world
58.and as we go on we remember all the times we had together and as our lives change from whatever we'll be mga kaibigan forever
59.my best mga kaibigan are like a fairytale they have been there since once upon a time and will be there forever after
60.so many boys why choose?
61.yeah, so... i pretty much rock
62.every story has an end, but in life every end is just a new beginning.
63.There comes a point in life when you realize who matters who never did who wont anymore and who always will. so dont worry about people from your past, theres a reason why they didnt make it to your future.
64.you know your in pag-ibig when you cant fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams
65.i have never been so close to giving up and all i have to blame is you
66.never live life unnoticed
67.never underestimate a girl
There are many reasons as to why cliques, stereotypes, and conformity are burdens in the socialite world. We, as humans, thrive on social interaction. So how come we create guidelines that prevent us from meeting new people?

Let's focus on the years that I consider to be a nesting post for the social monsters; the glorious teenage years. I've noticed that, before class in the morning, my grade hangs around the lower commons in the same, separated groups. The sophomores are usually over sa pamamagitan ng the front office and the juniors and seniors are scattered about.

I prefer to hang out with my upperclassmen...
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posted by Nein-Nein
 Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
In December, 1932, a down and out Hungarian named Reszo Seress was trying to make a living as a songwriter in Paris, but kept failing miserably. All of his compositions failed to impress the music publishers of France, but Seress carried on chasing his dream nevertheless. He was determined to become an internationally famous songwriter. His girlfriend had constant rows with him over the insecurity of his ambitious life. She urged him to get a full-time 9 to 5 job, but Seress was uncompromising. He told her he was to be a songwriter or a hobo, and that was that.

One afternoon, things finally...
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To My Loving Husband Patrick.

People say we are not meant to be
People say you're not good for me
People say I'm too good for you
People say you're ugly
People say you're fat
I say screw you to those people
I say you're the most perfect man I've ever known
I say you're my hopes and dreams
I say I pag-ibig you
You say do you mean it?
I say yes I do
I pag-ibig you
madami than anything in the world
You pag-ibig me for who I am
Not for my looks or body
Just me
If you never saved me from Devin
Who knows where I'd be now
He abused me; he raped me
You found me and took me in
You cared for me and treated me like...
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posted by Bananaaddict
This listahan was emailed to me. I thought some of them were pretty clever, so I decided to post it. My favorites are 3, 5, 22, and 23! Enjoy. :)

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round mesa was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth...
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posted by Schnusch
What Is Fear Of Itching

The fear of itching is known as Acarophobia. This fear can also include a phobia about any insects that might cause itching in human beings.


Why Do People Fear Itching?

If you have a phobia about itching, you may harbor some memories of past infections or other problems that caused you to feel terribly itchy and uncomfortable.

Prior experiences with itching can include things like headlice, scabies, and other such infestations. These conditions can be stubborn, embarrassing, and quite stressful. They are also extremely contagious.


Cleanliness May Become An Obsession

Hygiene...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up sa pamamagitan ng St. Peter.

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society sa pamamagitan ng putting a computer in almost every tahanan in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."

Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"

St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly,...
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posted by Thecharliejay
1. If using a touch-tone, press walang tiyak na layunin numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their tanong with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition...
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posted by smileypop9
Million has 6 zeros
Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
Gazillion has 86430 zeros
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Note: These have been all tried sa pamamagitan ng me.
1) Go around saying "I'mma ninja" to walang tiyak na layunin people and pose like a ninja

2) Throw papkorn at walang tiyak na layunin people and run away if caught

3) Go to the mall, clothes section, and ask the worker where the baby clothes is. Go to the bathroom. Come out and ask the same worker the same question.

4) Go up to person and say "Why were you following me? Huh?". Then leave, hopefully, you run. If they follow. turn around and say: "See? WHY do you follow me?" Run off for good.

5) Knock on a persons door and ask "Do you have gum? I need some for my little cousin..." Before they...
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1. Run up a down escalator naked
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man or YMCA
5. manuntok someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on tuktok of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and manuntok all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as Hesus or Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"
posted by KitkatKaysa
Scorpio.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Pluto
Symbol: The alakdan
Your stone: Topaz
Life Pursuit: To survive against all opposition
Vibration: Resilient
Scorpio's Secret Desire: To triumph

Description:
Reputed to be the "most powerful" sign of the zodiac, Scorpios lead fate filled lives and have intense and dramatic personal relationships. Even as children Scorpios are often found to be wise beyond their years. Many astrologers call this the sign of the "oldest souls". Old and wise beyond the average, Scorpios often know all the answers, except sometimes; they too often have difficulty...
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1. Walk up to a walang tiyak na layunin person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a walang tiyak na layunin person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person you are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a walang tiyak na layunin person the same gender as you and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" or "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a walang tiyak na layunin man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
posted by Mallory101
 11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
100 ways to annoy Edward Cullen:

1. Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob
2. Tell him you saw Mike Newton romancing Bella on one of thse days he went *camping
3. Imagine him naked while following him around
4. Prance around the house pag-awit Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the tuktok of your lungs every morning, make sure Bella is around to hear
5. Running it sa pamamagitan ng Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
6. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
7. ipakita him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like...
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1. Everytime you read Twilight, a kitten is born :D

2. If you are obbsessed with mythical creatures, read Twilight!

3. If your life is all sad and gloomy, read Twilight!

4. If your completely bored, why not read Twilight!

5. ITS JUST AWESOME!!!!!! well to me and all the other Twilighters out there :D

PLEASE NO BAD COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by cute20k
meebo
(meebo) :meebo: *meebo*
positive
(smile) :) :-) =) =-)
:D :-D x-D X-D (grin)
(angel) O:)
fun
(lol) x-D X-D :))
:P :-P
(wink) ;) ;-)
;P ;-P
:'D
:-> :>
(cool) B) B-) 8) 8-)
:-* :*
:pirate: (arr) (arrr) (pirate) P)
<:-p <:o) <:-P (party)
confused
:S :-S :s :-s :? :-?
(hmm)
: :-
oops
:x :X :-X :-x
negative
(mad) >>:( >:( >>:-( >:-(
(sad) :( :-(
(roll) (rolleyes)
:T :-T
:< :-<
(evil) (devil) >:) >>:) >>:-) >:-)
(angry) >:o
neutral
(neutral) :| :-| Meebo Emoticons
Guide sa pamamagitan ng cute20k posted 2 minutos nakaraan


meebo
(meebo)...
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1. well folks this will be an experiment for all of us

2. Oops! hey, has anyone ever suvived 500 ml of this stuff
before?

3. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

4. ya'know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy got two
of'em

5. wait a minute, if this is his spleen,then what's that?

6.damm! there go the lights again...

7.what's this doing here?

8. that's cool! now can you make his leg twitch?!

9.boo! boo! come back with that! bad dog!

10. sterile schemerle. the floor's clean, right?

11. what do u mean he wasn't in 4 a sex change?

12. ok, now take a picture from this angle. this...
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posted by heavenly13
yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, piano , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest


WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes


then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , you know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......
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1. Take someone's shopping kariton and switch the items with stuff from the person susunod to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. ilipat "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide...
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All porcupines float in water.

The airplane Buddy holly died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but
more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Al Capone's business card sinabi he was a used furniture dealer.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame kalye were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Marilyn Monroe had eleven toes....
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Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person susunod to you if they know how to tap into top-secret pentagon files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the alisin key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever you hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard sa pamamagitan ng reaching over, saying "Excuse...
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