BEAT UP A TRAMP. WHY? BECAUSE YOU CAN!!
Marry your dog.
Throw an egg (you know what i mean ) (its not good tho).
Go put lots of heavy CRAZY make up on and take pictures.
GeT A jOb.
Call your Dad/Mom And Ask What Time It IS.
Throw a rock through a window then blame the rock... or your pants... which ever work better.
Say jaques mcevoy likes pies, call him a presa head then fart in his face lol.
Knuckles are months on your hands.
Lick your elbow.
To stare at a certain spot and imagine something is happening there.
Say yo-mama jokes to your children.
Eat pizza until you hurl then.........eat more.
Go bite a cow.
siksikan all the plugs sockets in your house with skittles and see what happens.
Flush your goldfish while he's alive.
Take a rock and draw a face on it, then take it around all araw on a lead and call it peter!
Speak italian in russian.
Run out of your house and yell "We're being attacked sa pamamagitan ng terrorists.".
ilol post madami later
Marry your dog.
Throw an egg (you know what i mean ) (its not good tho).
Go put lots of heavy CRAZY make up on and take pictures.
GeT A jOb.
Call your Dad/Mom And Ask What Time It IS.
Throw a rock through a window then blame the rock... or your pants... which ever work better.
Say jaques mcevoy likes pies, call him a presa head then fart in his face lol.
Knuckles are months on your hands.
Lick your elbow.
To stare at a certain spot and imagine something is happening there.
Say yo-mama jokes to your children.
Eat pizza until you hurl then.........eat more.
Go bite a cow.
siksikan all the plugs sockets in your house with skittles and see what happens.
Flush your goldfish while he's alive.
Take a rock and draw a face on it, then take it around all araw on a lead and call it peter!
Speak italian in russian.
Run out of your house and yell "We're being attacked sa pamamagitan ng terrorists.".
ilol post madami later
1. If Lady Gaga is on a date, go up to her petsa and whisper to him "She wants to take a ride on youre disco stick."
2. Visit your paborito celeb... and bring flowers.
3. Follow Angelina Jolie and/or Brad Pitt around asking tanong like "How are you and Bradd/Angelina? Any problems going on?" and then take out a notebook and a pen.
4. Papparazi-for-a-day. Take as many pictures as you can, and then make up your own story to go with the pictures. Try to put them on a gossip magazine.
5. Go to an exclusive club.
6. Rent a mansion with over 80 rooms and a giant pool. Rent a red mapapalitan to go along with it. Ride your mapapalitan with sunglasses, turn on the radio, and say "Oh yeah."
7. Get so drunk that you don't even know your name.
8. Eat a cake with tusino in it.
9. Attend a movie premiere.
10. Go to the tabing-dagat wearing a sexy bathing suit. Who cares about your figure or how you look like, go out there!
2. Visit your paborito celeb... and bring flowers.
3. Follow Angelina Jolie and/or Brad Pitt around asking tanong like "How are you and Bradd/Angelina? Any problems going on?" and then take out a notebook and a pen.
4. Papparazi-for-a-day. Take as many pictures as you can, and then make up your own story to go with the pictures. Try to put them on a gossip magazine.
5. Go to an exclusive club.
6. Rent a mansion with over 80 rooms and a giant pool. Rent a red mapapalitan to go along with it. Ride your mapapalitan with sunglasses, turn on the radio, and say "Oh yeah."
7. Get so drunk that you don't even know your name.
8. Eat a cake with tusino in it.
9. Attend a movie premiere.
10. Go to the tabing-dagat wearing a sexy bathing suit. Who cares about your figure or how you look like, go out there!
As you may know, when u make confimation u get an xtra name between ur 2nd and last wuns.
But sumtimes you dont.
And I didnt.
And I want wun!
And my mum sinabi th@ i cood hav wun.
And I dont know what 2 pick, but......
It has 2 b male
It has 2 b after a saint.
I like Ben, but what do you think.
The deadline is the 31st (May 2oo9), altho comment fast cus there mite be sum time diffrence!
And after th@, if I cant pick, I will put it in a pick.
And I dont reely want n old fasiond wun eva, but that is not too important!
But sumtimes you dont.
And I didnt.
And I want wun!
And my mum sinabi th@ i cood hav wun.
And I dont know what 2 pick, but......
It has 2 b male
It has 2 b after a saint.
I like Ben, but what do you think.
The deadline is the 31st (May 2oo9), altho comment fast cus there mite be sum time diffrence!
And after th@, if I cant pick, I will put it in a pick.
And I dont reely want n old fasiond wun eva, but that is not too important!