posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin
The following dumb laws are, or were at some point, actually laws in the United States listed below. Now, before you go any further do know that I'm not a lawyer nor am I claiming any responsibilty if you bail off and do something stupid or try using something here as a defense in court (rofl at that).
In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable sa pamamagitan ng death.
In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking sleeping madala for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants.
In Globe, it is illegal to play cards in the kalye with a Native American.
In Glendale, it is illegal to drive a car in reverse.
In Nogales, it is illegal to wear suspenders.
A man can legally beat his wife, but not madami than once a month.
In Fayetteville, it is illegal to kill "any living creature".
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-Day jail term.
mga hayop are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
In Pacific Groove, "molesting" mga paru-paro can result in a $500 fine.
It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
In San Francisco, it is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to halik a woman while she is asleep.
It is illegal to dispose used razor blades.
In New Britain, the speed for apoy trucks is 25 m.p.h. even when going to a fire.
In Hartford, it is illegal for a man to halik his wife on Sunday.
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of pagkain and drink.
If an elepante is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
In Miami, it is illegal for a man to wear any kind of strapless gown.
Unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit.
While Georgia operates its own lottery, it "protects" its citizens sa pamamagitan ng making it illegal to promote a private lottery.
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket on Sunday.
It is illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks.
It is illegal to own a monggus without a permit.
You may not isda on a camel's back.
In Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.
According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American".
Monkeys are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend.
It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
State law forbids any establishment from charging admission to see a one-armed piano player.
In Fort Madison, firemen are required to practice for 15 minutos before attending a fire.
Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.
It is illegal to remarry the same man four times.
In New Orleans, apoy trucks are required sa pamamagitan ng law to stop at all red lights.
It is considered "simple assault'' to bite someone in New Orleans; it is "aggravated assault" if the biter has false teeth.
It is against the law to gargle in public.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
In Waterville, it is illegal to blow one's nose in public.
In Halethorpe, it is illegal to halik for madami than one second.
In Salem, even married couples are forbidden from sleeping in the nude in rented rooms.
It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license.
In Boston, it is illegal to take a bath unless one has been ordered sa pamamagitan ng a physician to do so.
In 1659, the state outlawed Christmas.
In Clawson, it is legal for a farmer to "sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens."
A state law stipulates that a woman's hair legally belongs to her husband.
In Detroit, it is illegal to make pag-ibig in a car unless it is parked on your property.
You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
In Port Huron, the speed for ambulances in 20 m.p.h.
Under state law, dentists are officially classified as "mechanics."
Women may face up to 30 days in jail if they impersonate Santa Claus.
In Minneapolis, double-parkers can be put on a chain gang.
Every man in Brainerd is required sa pamamagitan ng law to grow a beard.
It's illegal to tease skunks.
In Truro, a would-be groom must "prove himself manly" prior to marriage sa pamamagitan ng hunting and killing either six blackbirds or three crows.
It is illegal to have oral sex.
Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
Prostitution is considered a "crime against the family".
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
It is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to isda alone at all.
It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style.
Seven or madami indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell serbesa unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
It is illegal to drive a kamelyo on the highway.
It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.
On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
Spray paint may not be sold without a posted sign warning juveliles of the penalty for creating graffiti.
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery.
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city kalye and looking "at a woman in that way." A segundo conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
serbesa and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
It is illegal to isda for whales on Sunday.
It is illegal to get a isda drunk.
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
It is illegal to take madami than three sips of serbesa at a time while standing.
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the segundo story of a hotel.
It is illegal to gatas another person's cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making serbesa at home.
You must manually flush all urinals in a building.
mantikilya substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.