1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's music teacher once sinabi of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketbol team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a buwan and dropped out forever.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's music teacher once sinabi of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketbol team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a buwan and dropped out forever.
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken tumawid the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck tumawid the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man tumawid the road?
A: To get to the segundo hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey tumawid the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey tumawid the road?
A: To get hit sa pamamagitan ng my car.
Q: Why did the woman tumawid the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck tumawid the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man tumawid the road?
A: To get to the segundo hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey tumawid the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey tumawid the road?
A: To get hit sa pamamagitan ng my car.
Q: Why did the woman tumawid the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Ok let me tell you 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person you don't know
2)Then twirl another walang tiyak na layunin persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a walang tiyak na layunin persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool pag-awit the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and ipakita them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a walang tiyak na layunin person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person you don't know
2)Then twirl another walang tiyak na layunin persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a walang tiyak na layunin persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool pag-awit the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and ipakita them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a walang tiyak na layunin person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!