walang tiyak na layunin Article: Rules of the Internet

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posted by MrOrange16

This is a listahan of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)

1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The madami beautiful and pure a thing is, the madami satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The madami you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. You will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs madami Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be madami fucked up shit than what you just saw.
29. You can not divide sa pamamagitan ng zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will ...

*/b/ is the walang tiyak na layunin pagtitip. on 4chan.com....which I am not supposed to talk about....

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 4 others like this

CornChips Lol I posted a picture of the rules already :D it's in here somewhere

MrOrange16 @CornChips These are the rules of the internet according to Urban Dictionary. Your picture of the rules may be a little different depending on where you got it from. Rules #1, 2, and 34 are always the same, though :)

ponyboyjohnny rule 16 is B.S.

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Gross Facts

posted by EllentheStrange

Warning: This artikulo contains disgusting facts that just as the pamagat states, you may not want to know! With that being said, please read on with caution.

Next time you lean in for a kiss, you might want to think about this:

1. The nose drips into the back of the mouth and you may get mucus mixed with saliva when kissing.

2. Fungus is constantly growing in the oral cavity.

3. The white blood cells from your partners mouth will attack yours when embracing in a kiss.

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How Poor People Live!

posted by beeibe

I found this beautiful artikulo and I had to share :)

One araw a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of ipinapakita his son how poor people live.
They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.
On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?"
"It was great, Dad."
"Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked.
"Oh yeah," sinabi the son.
"So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father.!
The son answered: "I saw that we have one dog and they had...

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Christian Conformity

posted by darkkhorn19

It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon pagbaba the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and sinabi "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet you he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do you know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.

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5 things to do before u die!

posted by SpecialAmp

1.Jump off mount Everest 2.Crash a car into McDonald's 3.kill britney spears 4.eat ur own arm 5.burn sombody with gasoline THX FOR READING!!! well i'm new to fanpop so can u request me???? plz :) :) :) :) Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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I hate it

posted by HaleyDewit

I hate it when people have bad critics on my stories when they suck at writing,because I don't

I hate it when people tell me what to do.The only people I ever listen to are my parents and the one who pays me every month

I hate it when people tell me I'm wrong,when I'm convinced that I'm right

I hate it to be left in the dark

I hate it to be ignored or forgotten

I hate it to be compared with other people.I am who I am and you should accept me that way

I hate it that people who hurt me just get away with it while I'm left with all the pain

I hate it that grown ups consider teenager's problems as unimportant and highly overrated

I hate it that I'm so jealous sometimes

But I'm not a hatred person, sort of.

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The Sweetest Thing EVER!

posted by salmiddle

girl asked a boy:
(Girl)Do you think I'm pretty?
(Boy)NO
(Girl)Do you want to be with me forever
(Boy)NO?
(Girl)Wouls you cry if I walked away?
girl asked a boy:
(Girl)Do you think I'm pretty?
(Boy)NO
(Girl)Do you want to be with me forever
(Boy)NO?
(Girl)Wouls you cry if I walked away?

(Again the boy said)NO
She heard enough and waz hurt, ****he walked away tears ran down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm and said:
(Boy)- You're not pretty, you're BEAUTIFUL
(Boy)- I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever
(Boy)- and I wouldn't cry if you walked away... I would DIE!!!!
(Boy whisperz)-...

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My Sonic the Hedgehog tagahanga Character's back story

posted by frylock243

This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog tagahanga character. Do you think it's good?
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Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 taon old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of...

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60 fun things to do in an elevator

posted by IsabellaMCullen

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to ipakita the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your lalagyan or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

9. Offer name pananda to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down....

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33 Really Weird Exam sagot

posted by musicfanaticXD

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited sa pamamagitan ng mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah panghimagas and traveled sa pamamagitan ng Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an mansanas tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened tinapay which is tinapay made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...

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A guide to Britain- the quirks, crazes and quaintness of our Island country.

posted by MissKnowItAll

I don't care who you are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.

Over the past few months, I’ve noticed that, when it comes to Britain, the majority of Fanpoppers know very little. As a result, I have decided to write a guide. You can thank me later.

1. Money

We use pounds (£). Pounds are basically dollars, but are coins instead of notes. Our coins are 1p,2p,5p,10p,20p and 50p. The ‘p’ stands for pence. There are 100 pennies to a pound. After the coins, we then have the £5,£10,£20 and £50 notes, although £50 notes are very rare.

2. Schools

The first real stage of school in Britain is Primary school for...