I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have ibingiay you worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d pag-ibig to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains sa pamamagitan ng the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I’d pag-ibig to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
All araw I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse you to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did you fall from the stupid tree?
Did you have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.
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I found a alot of mga panipi that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have ibingiay you worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d pag-ibig to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains sa pamamagitan ng the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I’d pag-ibig to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
All araw I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse you to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did you fall from the stupid tree?
Did you have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.
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I found a alot of mga panipi that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
Have you ever played Dark Souls and went onto the PvP that the community creates? I layed Dark Souls III and tried out the PvP and had way madami fun with it than literally anything that was put into the single player story. I really enjoyed it and wondered if there was any game with combat like this that was just PvP. And wouldn’t you know it, there was. Not with weapons, of course, but you take what you can get. So let us talk about Absolver
So Absolver is about… uh… monks with masks or… something… Hang on, let me pull up a Wikipedia page. Alright, so the game followed a group...
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So Absolver is about… uh… monks with masks or… something… Hang on, let me pull up a Wikipedia page. Alright, so the game followed a group...
You know… after playing YIIK and Morphies Law, I thought that indie games would stay grounded in some form of reality, with the characters acknowledging what they were looking at. But today’s indie title, is such a strange one, that I don’t even know what to make of it’s world or it’s story. So today, let’s talk about a game that, oddly enough to add to the line of oddities, was developed sa pamamagitan ng Devolver Digital, Pikuniku
So Pikuniku is a game… that much is true. Pikuniku is a game where you play as a little red thing with eyes and legs named Piku as he leaves a cave for the...
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So Pikuniku is a game… that much is true. Pikuniku is a game where you play as a little red thing with eyes and legs named Piku as he leaves a cave for the...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A Sonic The Hedgehog tagahanga Fiction
Life In The Fast Lane 2
Sonic: *Walks out of his house, and sings* Why the hell are we in a sequel? The fact that we have to sing is not cool. I'd rather be driving my Austin Healey. But no I gotta sing, gee!
Others: *Walking out of their houses, and going towards Sonic* Oh, no! I gotta sing in a musical! Oh, no! Why are we all here? Cause I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical! Yeah I gotta...
