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Tuvalu- Tuvalu is a Mean Woman, she can be pretty boring, she likes to eat a lot of Candy, she has long curly hair just like Samoa, and she has a little skirt, and some tights, and some long boots that is all the way to her knees, and a long sleeve shirt, she also has a little diary, she never lets anyone in her house, she loves to be in conversations, plus, she might be a little nice

Samoa- Samoa is a foolish woman, she never speaks to anyone but Marshall Islands, everyone calls her stupid, otherwise that Canada and her are cousins, she be foolish to him,

*little mini story*
Samoa- where its...
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posted by misscrazel
I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who was kicked out of her tahanan because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away...
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posted by bubbletl
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal sa pamamagitan ng conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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It was a sunny night, in the peaceful state of New Mexico. Jeremy had not been able to sleep for the past 3 days. He had been suffering strange dreams of some...sword. Made of unbreakable ginto and had two blades. But the thought of the sword faded as he heard a scream and.....woke up in his bedroom. "JEREMY!!!YOUR LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!SO GET YOUR SORRY SELF TO THE FRONT DOOR!!!NOW!!!" Jeremy knew that he WAS, in fact late, but only sa pamamagitan ng a minute. He quickly got dressed and brushed his hair and teeth, then passed his red-faced mother and went off to school....
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posted by nmdis
"Catch Me"

Before I fall too fast
halik me quick but make it last
So I can see how badly this will hurt me when you say goodbye

Keep it sweet, keep it slow
Let the future pass and don't let go
But tonight I could fall too soon into this beautiful moonlight

But you're so hypnotizing
You've got me laughing while I sing
You've got me smiling in my sleep
And I can see this unraveling
Your pag-ibig is where I'm falling
But please don't catch me...

See this puso won't settle down
Like a child running scared from a clown
I'm terrified of what you do
My stomach screams just when I look at you

Run far away...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
IDK why, but I guess I'll be Pagsulat certain tuktok 10 artikulo for anything. That's pretty much what I've been doing so far. Anyway, here's my tuktok 10 paborito cars of all time

10. Honda S2000

It's a nice sports car, with racing modifications, it could be a fairly good race car. Not only in video games, but in real life as well.

9. Dodge Charger

I'm not talking about those new chargers, though ther are cool. The charger on this list, is the one from the late 60's. This is one of the best muscle cars anyone can get their hands on. It has been featured in many pelikula with car chases that are liked...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
Chapter 1

It was late afternoon. Flamingleap, an kahel apoy elemental dragon, was hunting for the tribe, with no luck. He'd been hunting since dawn and caught nothing. Snow crunched beneath his big feet. Just when he was ready to give up he heard the screech of an eagle. He jerked his head up. The eagle was only a few feet from his face and it was the size of his head. It would feed a few dragons if it was split equally. Flamingleap reached and snapped his jaws on the eagle's wing. It flapped in a desperate attempt to escape. Flamingleap jerked his head, killing the eagle. “the clan will...
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Nature and wisdom never are at strife.

It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves.
Francois De La Rochefoucauld

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook.
William James

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the segundo listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others.
Solomon Ibn Gabriol

Years teach us madami than books.
Berthold Auerbach

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs,
which are brief and pithy.
William Penn

The middle course is the best.

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind,...
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posted by saphire1031
1) If you fall, a freind will pick you up. A best freind will push you back down.

2) If you want food, a freind will get you food. A best freind will make you get her/him food.

3) If you get hurt, a freind will run to your aid. A best freind will gabb your arm and say "Suck it up."

4) If you are late for the bus, a freind will stay behind. A best freind will rush you.

5) If you are sad, a freind will comfort you. A best freind will make it all ok.

I have a best freind just like this so I decided to put it in words...
posted by RobinFan360
♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest you all sumali in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
posted by orangeturnip
weirdness from inside my mind


its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody sinabi it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
Pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
Ok..i know some of us or most of us say NO then we feel guilty 4 sayin' it..well that happens..well her some payo 4 saying No w/felling guilty:

*Are you chronically overcommitted? Rushing from one task to another,
with no time for yourself? The key is to have a strong vision of what
you want to say yes to. Then you'll feel far madami confident saying no.

1-Decide which activities you truly love. If you stay focused on those things, then the susunod time you are asked to volunteer or get involved in a time-consuming activity, just check in. If the request takes you too far from what you are already...
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posted by Fangirl99
The sun is up in the sky
i watch it in the big blue ksky
And i ask myslef,"why?"

i stare at the ceiling.
then i get a strange felling.
and this felling is still being.
and then i ask,"why?"

What do i see in those eyes?
what do i see in you?
even thought i still despise.
i always ask myslef,"why?"

ask me that question,"why?"
i say i dont know
they tell me dont lie

so then i speak th truth.
i know that in my heart
i will always pag-ibig you

your eyes that shine like he sun
being with you is always fun
one araw i will tell you,hun
that you are the only one

sorry,not all the words rhyme.im not the best at making poems,but i wanted to share it with you anyways
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.

To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300° C.

The Russians used a pencil.

Enjoy paying your taxes.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....
cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Dream Big Special: The Dream Catcher

What do you want to get out of life? Ask yourself these 10 important tanong unearth your deepest desires. (Or you could write it in a piece of paper)

1.What excites you?
These are the things that make your puso pound and your eyes light up!

2.What words would your family and mga kaibigan use to describe you?

3.What are you really good at?
These are the skills you're most proud of. Perhaps you are good with words or you're a good listener. No talent is too big or too small. Write them all in a piece of paper!

4.If you could spend one araw learning about anything...
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posted by Tailsfan99
Why do so many people use Facebook? Well for one, I think that so many people use it because of
persuading. There are millions of videos, posts peoples opinions,so people would want to see all of them. Facebook can also persuade you to make an account, because you may want to comment your opinion on something, but need to make a bista sa tagiliran to do that. It's like Facebook combines all of the popular types of websites such as: Gaming websites,video websites(Youtube),and sites like Fanpop! Facebook is a persuading brainwashing site that I
do not recommend going to. Facebook CAN attract anyone. Facebook is sort-of like some businesses. For example: Have you ever walked into a grocery store and noticed deals you think are better like 5.00 for 1 can each of tuna, but only 20.00 for a four-set container with four cans of the same exact tuna? Well yes, that's sort-of what facebook does. ©2014Tailsfan99(Fanpop),all rights reserved.
uy there Nintendo fans im making a new series based off Nintendos beloved characters from the super Mario series. If you are interested click on my bista sa tagiliran for madami information. If not then read on maybe you will get interested?

ENJOY :D made sa pamamagitan ng one HUGE Nintendo tagahanga (SeeUV3 aka me)

kulay-rosas Yoshi (Main character)

Name: Marry-ann-Hato
Age: 13 1/2 (currently)
petsa of birth: ( 2000,july 7th)
personality : Clumsy,kind,a bit too nice sometimes,blunt ,happy ,lovable

Likes: singing, Dancing,Performing,Drawing
Dislikes: Math,Science,Geography

Power Type: electro porter (power of technology and...
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posted by AlOoOosh
Born in Calgary, Canada on March 14, 1991, Rhiannon moved to Melbourne at age four when her engineer father got a job transfer. Originally planning on staying for 18 months, the family extended their visa and embraced Melbourne as their new home.

Outside of school, Rhiannon studied musical theatre, drama and dance, but at age 11 knew that pagganap above all else was her ultimate passion.

Rhiannon graduated last taon from The Children’s Performing Company of Australia (after joining at age nine) and performed in musicals such as The Lion King.

Rhiannon was first seen on screens in Neighbors at...
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I’m not the girl that you see in the magazine
Perfect face and perfect body
Never be anyone but the one I am, one I am
I can’t bend to your expectations
Live to fulfill any fantasy
If what I am is what you need
Love me for me
And not for someone that I would never be
‘Cause what you get is what you see
And I can’t be any madami than what I am
Love me for me or don’t pag-ibig me (Or don’t pag-ibig me)
Don’t think you’re gonna change what’s inside of me
Make me who you want me to be
Won’t be someone I’m not for somebody else, someone else
Love me with all my imperfections
Not for an image of your...
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posted by sakurahanazono
1.) Start saying the tanong really loudly and if they try to tell you to be quite say "shhh this is a test you know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering walang tiyak na layunin numbers to the person susunod to you and then when the teacher tells you off say "They made me give them the sagot or they sinabi they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at you say "What are you lookin at!" or "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on tuktok of the mesa and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have you been spying on me and teling it everything!"