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posted by sweetangel222

1- eat bubble gums

2- relax on the sofa

3- turn on TV
and raise it's sound to highest level.

4-play music players and raise it loud.

5- put your gums in tahanan door on the lock.

6- dance to the music.

7-switch on the computer.

8- turn on the air condition

9- play in your parents stuff
"Mix them up"
10- eat saging and throw it on your neighbor door.

11- turn on the lights.
12- after electric gone,fire a Candle then feel it

13- switch on the electric lock .
14- jump up down from sofa.

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tanong a Perverted Boyfriend Might Ask or Do, and What Your Anwsers Can Be If You Are Like Me

posted by MidnaTikal8223

1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would you mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs you and takes a little something off you would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are you sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If you say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all you want, not like I care if you are or aren't...As long as you don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...

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What to say when ordering a pizza

posted by karolinak1999

1. If using a touch-tone, press walang tiyak na layunin numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable. "10-4 Good Buddy!"

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line andyou're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give your address and exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their tanong with questions.

9. Tell them to put the crust on tuktok this time.

10. Do not...

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Chain Letters

posted by hatelarxene

Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed sa pamamagitan ng anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me sa pamamagitan ng people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6 taon old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send...

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Once Upon a tsokolate

posted by silverlocket

This is My Wall Corner

Once Upon a Chocolate
By Abigaily and Maggster
(Age Thirteen)

Once upon a time there was a there was a tsokolate eyeball. It was a deadly eyeball and his name was Bob. His girlfriend name was Hope because she was a good hopeful tsokolate eyeball. Bob’s Hope and a tsokolate chicken nugget named Freding where best friends. Now Freding was a half good nugget and a half bad nugget, because of her opposite sides made her even madami deadly than Bob and madami hopeful than Hope. Fredina had a boyfriend named Fred. Fred was a deadly tsokolate nugget, a very deadly nugget. One late deadly chocolaty night...

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Its Hard [original song]

posted by cute20k

Never let go----
I know that its hard
Your life wasn't easy
Well neither is ours

Honey, life is hard,
Did you really think you were alone?
You crossed the fine line, the one that pulls life and death apart
You were never on your own

You were always sayin', just hold on
You just let go, of everything you ever had
You just ended it, on your own
And you had everything, but you let it come to an end
Ended with a 'I can't take this'
(What, exactly?)

Honey, life is hard,
Did you really think you were alone?
You crossed the fine line, the one that pulls life and death apart
You were never on your own

And you were...

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the moon and the sea

posted by amethyst_14

Long ago, the moon lived on land, sa pamamagitan ng the baybayin with the sea, the one she loved. She loved him bec. he was the only one who had appreciated her not just sa pamamagitan ng her looks, and he was the only one, who had shown her her true beauty. Together, they would dance on the shoreline, back and forth, back and forth. And they lived happily ever after, or so they hoped for amidst them watching, was the sky. The sky loved the moon just as much as the sea, but not for the same reason. The sky tried his best to immitate the sea, even taking parts of it and making them into clouds to make beautiful patterns in...

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We Found kalapati in a Soapless Place (We Found pag-ibig parody)

posted by Me_Iz_Here

(Yes, this is supposed to be terrible. xD My friend and I wrote it at one in the morning...)

There were showers in the light
But the soap we could not find
Then the thought crossed my mind
We need soap to stay alive
It’s the way I’m smelling I just can’t deny
So we gotta get the soap

We found kalapati in a soapless place
We found kalapati in a soapless place
We found kalapati in a soapless place
We found kalapati in a soapless place

There’s no soap so we can’t get clean
But we have to or we’ll have to leave
If we’re dirty, people will be mean
Looking like this, we can't be seen
It’s the way I’m smelling...

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Results From The Most Beautiful Childhood Animated Heroine COUNTDOWN

posted by KataraLover

These are the results of a countdown I did and the results are different on this club than what I thought it would be since I'm use to clubs such as disney and dinsey princess tagahanga clubs and usually Aurora always wins when it comes to beauty but surpriseingly she didn't win and an honorable mention to our five heroines who didn't make it to the tuktok 20 sorry girls your lovely but fanpop just didn't find you as lovely as the others
25.Tzipporah(The Prince of Egypt)
24.Anna(The King and I)
23.Snow White(Happily Ever After)
22.Crysta(Ferngully)
21.Meg(Hercules) she's the only disney heroine not to make...

Warbonnet

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*

Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958

Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*

Song (Start at 0:08):...

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pag-ibig never fails

posted by dearjohnlOv3r23

once there was a young boy and girl that loved each other so much.
her parents never approved of him. they tried everything they could to
try to make her daughter unhappy. they tried to get her mga kaibigan to lie to him
and say she does'nt pag-ibig him anymore. this boy was so special too her. she
thought about him every segundo of the day, she never got her first kiss.
because she wanted it to be with someone she loved, and she found that
person and it was him. and the girls parents just didnt care that she found
someone she loved. then one cold morning she woke up, came down stairs
and saw her parents...

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You may be stupid if...

posted by australia-101

You may be stupid if...

...you can't remember how to spell "IQ."

...you can't remember the number for 911.

...you just discovered your AM radio also works in the afternoon.

...you use correction fluid on your PC monitor.

...you fail Physical Education.

...you can not spell it.

...you try to turn the light on to find flashlight in a power outage!

...you put braille on a drive up teller machine.

...you think taco kampanilya is a Mexican phone company.

...you think a pigpen is something to write with!!!

...you think a cartoon is a song about automobiles.

...you use your CD-ROM unit as a drink holder.

...you frequently...

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Imagine What It Would Be Like To Actually Get Sucked In To A VRMMORPG

posted by Kuro_Hyou666

(Since Bandit mentioned it, I thought I might do a little artikulo on what it would be like to be sucked into a game xD)

You put on the headset, fiddle with the settings for a minute, then actually turn the game on, thinking how cool this will actually be. For years game developers had been wanting to create a true VR experience, but it had taken many years and trillions of dollars for it to be a reality.

You think back to how this had occurred, how you were one of the beta testers to try out the game. Suddenly, you realise that the game hadn't actually started yet, but then you feel a strange...

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A Mini-Fan Guide to Symphonic and Folk Metal

posted by zanhar1

Image by: crystalfalls on deviantart

I keep ranting and raving about how great Symphonic Metal and Folk Metal are so I may as well make an artikulo on them. I mean everyone likes new music right? Or maybe you already like Symphonic Metal and Folk Metal and just want to read madami about it. Either which way, I present to you an artikulo about Symphonic and Folk Metal.

What is Symphonic Metal?

Well, naturally it is one of the many raindrops under the metal umbrella. It combines elements of classical music with orchestral music, Gothic music, opera, and of course metal music. Sometimes it can actually include the folk/Celtic elements....

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FunnyQuotes sa pamamagitan ng persons

posted by a11-swift

1. ”When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep.
Not screaming and yelling like the
passengers in his car.” Author: Anonymous Interpretation: This joke is a play on the cliche of wanting to die peacefully in
your sleep. This familiar statement
takes an unexpected twist when we
learn that grandpa was, in fact, driving
a car full of passengers when he died
“peacefully in his sleep.” As a result, those passengers did not die so
peacefully! This type of joke, in which
the segundo half of the statement is
shocking or unexpected (usually making
you see the first part of...

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*sigh* Posers

posted by Tayloraddict-1

Another overgrowing problem is posers. I cannot stand them they annoy the fuck outta me like how many 'real' Justin Biebers are out there i saw on this one fake JB page it sinabi uy this is not really JBs page and i just wanted to say no duh but posers are total asses like why cant u get compliments and be normal and if people dont respect u on fanpop just get the fuck off simple why pretend to be someone else ur not
Its crazy how some ppl fall for it it makes me laugh i dont believe tht bullshit HA! laugh out loud lolz XD Like im respected for who i am and if u dont like me OH WELL cuz imma keep goin on with.
Again Fanpoppers lets sumali forces to try to ulat every poser we see.

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listahan of anime I watched

posted by Blaze1213IsBack

Hetalia Axis Powers
Hetalia World Series
Hetalia Beautiful World
Hetalia World Twinkle
Naruto
Naruto Shippuden
Attack on Titan
My Hero Academia
Btooom
Food Wars
Code Geass
Haikyuu
Sweetness and Lightning
Toradora
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Steins;Gate
Zombie Land Saga
Guilty Crown
Cowboy Bebop
Tokyo Ghoul
No Game No Life
Re;Zero
The Devil's is a part Timer
Noragami
Kamisama Kiss
My Little Monster
Ouran High School Host Club
Soul Eater
Death Note
Vampire Knight
Blue Excoist
Sword Art Online
Darling in the Franxx
Overlord
Death Parade
The Saga of Tanya the Evil
Is it Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon?
KonoSuba; God's Blessing...

The Nut House Episode 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 4: No Talking

The Nut House is full tonight, and all eight of our main characters are here.

Parker: *Finishes his ribs, and cleans his hands with a napkin* Time for my message. *Stands up with a spoon, and glass. He hits the glass with the spoon five times*...

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50 things to do at tahanan when your bored

posted by tieless

1.Try to climb through all the rooms in your tahanan without touching the floor
2.Find undiscovered tribes using Google Earth
3.Shave your pets
4.Knock down all the interior walls of your home, creating one large empty space. Once done, sit in the middle of the giant room and contemplate your life
5.Start a free blog on WordPress or Blogger and tell the world about all your weird and dirty secrets
6.Email an ex girlfriend or boyfriend and apologize for hurting them even though it’s a complete lie (just do it for shits and giggles)
7.Read a book. Use your time to learn something, for God’s...

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10 fun way to piss off your teachers

posted by bubble_babe

1) when meeting them for the frist time walk up to him/her and say "thanks you for having me, i will try not to bit you or the....others" like a evil sad little girl/boy

2) if ur teachers yell at you, or u get into a fight in front of him.her say "fine, i'll just go back to my bunny friends" then stand tall and look proud an say "i'm a bad bunny."

3) be frist in line all the time, and if someone is infront of you start a debat on who should be frist

4)ask the teacher to hold your hand while going down the stairs. re-peat this untill they say no then start crying and say "did ur father/mother do...