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posted by modernfan
We were having an English class today and decided to write a poem. Please, don't mind our spelling mistakes. :)






Eva fell from the cloudy sky
Adam was frightened when she fell on him
Vancouver is a big city
Eva doesn't know what Vancouver is
Strings are broken
Damn, my gitara doesn't work anymore
Rain forest isn't spelt with W
Omg, Oprah is calling me
Pepper on my eyes
I'll kill myself for that
Now, do you remember Adam and Eve
Grass is growing well






FCE Complete
posted by Bluekait
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Example:

There's someone knockin' on my door

There in the shadows, looks like a hand

Come to the rescue now

Once there was a man who decided he knew everything

Life's been so good to me

I went to see what I could find

You never lived in the streets though you wish you had

I'm so sorry, please forgive me

Living in the sixth dimension

Over time I've come to feel

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If you need help or another example for a better understanding, let me know.
posted by E-Scope90
I looked this up and it was really interesting.

The human brain weighs approximately 3.0 pounds. Human skin (all three layers) weighs approximately 20 pounds, intestines 7.5 pounds (large intestine: 4.0 lbs., small intestine: 3.5 lbs.), lungs 5 pounds (2.5 lbs. each), the liver 3.2 pounds, and the puso 0.6 pounds.e
Déjà vu (French for “already seen”) has never been fully explained, though some scientists believe that a neurological glitch causes an experience to be registered in the memory before reaching consciousness.i
In 1955, Einstein’s brain was preserved for research
Albert Einstein’s...
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posted by spongefan612
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 Patrick Laughing
Patrick Laughing
I have many mottos/quotes that I would like to post.

"On the outside we like pie, but on the inside we pag-ibig pie." ~ME

"I like pie." ~ME

"Screaming will get you nowhere." ~ilovecornholio. originally Patrick Star

"I am the great Cornholio! I need tp for my bunghole!" ~the real cornholio, Beavis's alter ego

(from an elepante balloon)"HAHAHAHAHA!!!It's a giraffe!!!" ~Patrick Star

"Does this look dangerous?" ~ Patrick Star

"Who are you callin' a pinhead?" ~ Patrick Star

"Where's the leak ma'am?" ~ Patrick Star

"We're not talking about some dumb mail front schemer hijacking here! We estola a balloon!" ~Patrick...
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posted by TVD_rocks
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from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds you of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his tahanan adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he sagot he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
posted by EllentheStrange
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Dance Gavin Dance
Daniel Striped Tiger
Danse Macabre
Devar-toi
Devices
Die, Emperor! Die!
Dogs of Ire
Dot Flash Line
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Efra
Emarosa
Emilyrose
Encyclopedia Of American Traitors
Endless Inertia
Enter Shikari
Envy
El Minotaur
Escape The Fate
Eurich
Evergreen Terrace
Eyes Set To Kill
Fear Before The March Of Flames
Fighter Hayabusa
Flashbulb Memory
Flames Over Broadway
For The Fallen Dreams
From Autumn To Ashes
Funeral kainan
Funeral For A Friend
Gillian Carter
Gospel
Greeley Estates
Hassan I Sabbah
Hawthorne Heights
He Is Legend
Here I Come Falling
Heroin
Histories
Hopes Die Last...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
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In Japan,people use lots of smileys or emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and you don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do you use these emotions or others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

(^ ε ^) halik
-See madami emotions here: link
posted by -SkySplitter-
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Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.

1. Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

A. Get in the car

2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

3. Q. What does an Eagle and a nunal have in common?

A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

4. A pato walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The pato doesn't say anything because its a duck.

5. Q. What...
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There are many reasons why people abandon their dogs. Generally, it is not the dog's fault and often the decision to take a dog to an animal shelter is based not on emotion but on convenience. It is representative of a society lacking strong values--everything is disposable, including pets. People are encouraged to use excuses for their own behavior--it always is someone else's fault. In this case, it's the dog's fault!

Having a dog is a commitment to that animal for 10-15 years and should be a well thought out family decision based on a thorough investigation of the breed and breeder. Most...
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Dear Grammar Nazis,

As a prospective English major who adores language, I’ll be the first to say that I think what you stand for is admirable. I pag-ibig syntax and word choice and alliterations and commas.
    
But you’ll never see me correcting anyone else’s grammar on the internet. In fact, I’m the person who would tweet something along the lines of “i fuckin pag-ibig lana del rey omfg!!!!”

Why? Because being a grammar Nazi is beyond pointless. It creates unnecessary drama and proves absolutely nothing.

The Argument Against Grammar Nazis

The drama point is obvious –...
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Hey,There! I’m sini12 (sini). I’m here to inform you about Injustice done sa pamamagitan ng Fanpop to innocent users! :/
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I’m asking Why?? Whats the reason of it!? Last week! My Friend (mr-cullen) got suspended! & you will laugh if you people will listen the reason of his suspension! He got suspended because me(sini12) and he(mr-cullen) were using same icons from last weeks! I know,its crazy! But it that any crime? Is it written in any ‘Rule book of Fanpop’ that Two peoples cannot use same icons? They think that mr-cullen & sini12 are accounts of Same person!...
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At the end of series 3, you never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:

Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be susunod in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well you know that face or a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If you don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.

Think about it...I could be right!

So she got trapped in the spirit world
posted by LaurieLisa717
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Aquarius January 20 -February 18

Your element: Air

Your ruling planets: Uranus

Symbol: The Water Bearer

Your stone: Amethyst

Life Pursuit: To understand life's mysteries

Vibration: High frequency

Aquarian's Secret Desire: To be unique and original


Pisces February 19 -March 20

Your element: Water

Your ruling planets: Neptune

Symbol: The Fish

Your stone: Bloodstone

Life Pursuit: To avoid feeling alone and instead feel connected to others and the world at large

Vibration: Erratic Energy levels

Pisces Secret Desire: To live their dreams and turn fantasies into realities.


Aries March 21 -April 19

Your element:...
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From a girls point of view...

1. If you want to go out with a girl UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DO YOU WAIT FOR HER TO ASK YOU OUT, you have to do it yourself girls just expect it of you.

2. NEVER tell or hint to a girl that she needs to lose some weight even if your just joking

3. I know alot of guys think that sa pamamagitan ng being a jerk to a girl they will like you. it just makes them want to have nothing to do with you

4. If you want a girl to know you like them without actually telling them, stare at them as much as you can you may think that they will find it creepy but they take it as a hint that you like...
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posted by Jasonfan44
It is also a youtube video

1: Run around in circles until you puke

2: Stare at someone and don't say anything

3: Bang your head off the pader and try not to get a headache.

4: Get into a conversation with the wall

5: Go outside and pretend you are on a reailty T.V show

6: Watch T.V when it's off

7: Try to create another language and speak it to someone else

8: Try to do chin ups on your paliguan curtain bar(Not recomanded)

9: Get angry at someone for no good reason

10: Make reservations at McDonalds

11: Ask oliba Garden if they have a children's play pen

12: Look at all the words you can make with the word...
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your mesa or forehead.

2 = If you have long hair, flip it in someones face.

3 = Keep on shifting your chair.

4 = Keep on whispering Hi.

5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.

6 = Ask them where they live..

7 = Ask them if they watch America's susunod tuktok Model every day.

8 = Ask them every araw to sit susunod to them at lunch, but at lunch say you were just kidding.

9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.

10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.

11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.

12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.

13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.

14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
One day, I was walking on the sidewalk on Walden Lane. It was 5:00 in the morning in Lakeland, Florida, and the sun was just coming up. I was whistling "Celebrate Good Times" while dancing a jig. All of a sudden, A guy zoomed down the sidewalk on his bike with his arm out, and smacked me in the face. I fell to the ground from the impact, my face throbbing.
"Watch where your going, jerk!" I yelled, clambering up and waving my fist at him. He turned, laughing at me, but then he peddled into the road and a semi truck zoomed past, almost hitting the guy. I gasped, thinking that he had been hit....
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1 Beg your mom and dad to buy you something

2 Sing a song from your paborito artist (If you like the movie limonada Mouth sing songs from them too)

3 Push a shopping kariton into the check out lines

4 Throw items in your shopping kariton that you don't need

5 Talk really loud so everyone can hear you

6 Walk behind your parents and act like you don't know them

7 Go up to walang tiyak na layunin people and say "Hi"

8 Babble like an idiot

9 Say your paborito show's title's name

10 Talk about your paborito TV ipakita idol or singer
posted by smileypop9
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When I don't understand a word, I always go to link to see their silly definitions before I consult an actual dictionary.
I spent some time searching up words, and some of the definitions were hilarious! So here ya go, some of the definitions I found interesting/funny:

link
There's a lot of definitions. My fave one is:
'A place where young, innocent, defencless children are kept prisoner and forced to learn useless stuff like algebra that won't count for fuck when they're old enough to get employed....
multiply out the brackets...
2a(3m+2p+12k-12-90)
...would someone like to explain to me...WHAT...
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posted by ky-chan
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First, if you don't know what Scribblenauts is - google it. RIGHT NOW!

If you DO know what it is...I shall continue, or rather, you shall continue to read...anyways, I got the newest game of Scribblenauts (called Super Scribblenauts) which allows you to not only make even madami unimaginable things, but also change its size, colour, texture, mood and status (ie. flying, angry...)

The following was what my little cousin and I thought up (don't kill me please...).


First (no wait...I already put that...) okay, uhh...after starting up the game I changed my awatara from Maxwell to the Goth Chick and went...
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