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posted by ky-chan
First, if you don't know what Scribblenauts is - google it. RIGHT NOW!

If you DO know what it is...I shall continue, or rather, you shall continue to read...anyways, I got the newest game of Scribblenauts (called Super Scribblenauts) which allows you to not only make even madami unimaginable things, but also change its size, colour, texture, mood and status (ie. flying, angry...)

The following was what my little cousin and I thought up (don't kill me please...).

First (no wait...I already put that...) okay, uhh...after starting up the game I changed my awatara from Maxwell to the Goth Chick and went...
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posted by RaydKaydiroxs
1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt

2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any madami tanong say " why does my Aso breath smell like dog food"

3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ pag-ibig (your name)

4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells you to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh

5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if you dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.

6. start eating pop tarts in class...
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posted by karpach_13
A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.

B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.

C is for the commitment that was never there.

D is for the dildo he didn't know I had.

E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.

F is for his faithfulness, as long as there wasn't something or someone better to do.

G is also for the spot he could never find!

H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.

I is for impotent which is what I told everyone he was.

J is for jugular, the one I'd pag-ibig to sever.

K is for kinky, he always started without...
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posted by yashar_safavi
# Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

# Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

# Swim with a dolphin.

# Skydive.

# Have your portrait painted.

# Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure you use it.

# Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

# Watch the launch of the puwang shuttle.

# Spend a whole araw eating basura pagkain without feeling guilty.

# Be an extra in a film.

# Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

# Make pag-ibig on a forest floor.

# Make pag-ibig on a train.

# Learn to rollerblade.

# Own a room with...
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posted by Rock_n_Roll671
Okay, I;m not saying you should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the comments which ones you're going to try out.

1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz you hate America."

3. When you go to the princible's office, and when he asks why you were sent, say, "I wrote that you sucked...
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posted by boomerlover
Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor sa pamamagitan ng floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The mga kaibigan laugh and without hesitation...
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Did you really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be madami than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special araw
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that araw
there was lots to be sinabi
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When you sinabi "I pag-ibig you"
I sinabi "I pag-ibig you too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?

I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be madami
What if I did...
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posted by milorox18
Some are lighthearted‚ some are serious‚ all are very true.
Here are some of them:

-Don't drink ubas juice while wearing a white sando and driving to school.

-Don't let your life wait for other people.

-Dropping a cell phone into a full bathtub‚ kind of kills the phone.

-Your mom will find out if you dye your hair purple.

-You haven't really lives until you've gotten a 48 on an Advanced Placement U.S. History test.

-Don't ever fall in pag-ibig with someone who is madami than a thousand miles away from you. It usually doesn't work out.

-Milk cartons make boring pets.

-If it hurts‚ DON'T DO IT AGAIN!...
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A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P

At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
posted by i_luv_angst
I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken tumawid the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to tumawid the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...
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Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make pag-ibig with you
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until you find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit you first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give you a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...
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posted by Bluekait
Post the first line of a song you are currently listening too in the comments. I 'll make a story out of it when I feel it is enough. Then we see how it turns out. If this keeps going after I posted the story, the madami I make.

I learnt this from a friend of mine who needed some inspiration. Hope this will inspire any struggling writers.

If you want too, take the first line from 3 - 5 songs to make the story longer!

Guys, please don't bash or say anything rude to people's music interests. I don't care if it's 1D, Justin Bieber, or Miley Cyrus BUT be respectful. If so, I am not adding your song lyric to the story.

Here's mine: I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go
posted by mini17
ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world!

TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for...
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posted by deathding
1. Play hide and seek!

2. Tell your boy/girlfriend how much you pag-ibig them.

3. STREAKING! ^__^

4. Give everyone hugs!

5. Give the homeless all your money.

6. Take a shower! Don't want to be dirty before you die.

7. Play the scariest horror game you know.

8. Tell your mga kaibigan all your deepest secrets.

9. Grab everything at Target. :D

10. Do the cinnamon challenge. With cocaine. (You're going to die anyways.)

11. madami STREAKING! ^___^

12. Take a look back at your life's greatest moments.

13. Do that one thing you've always wanted to do. (In my case, skydiving.)

14. Play some Pac-Man. :P Just because.

15. Go...
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posted by IloveJuju
1. Do you sleep in your bra? Nope
2. Does your dad know you like boys yet? Obviously :)
3. Do you enjoy drama? Not really.
4. Are you a girly girl? Hahhaa NO
5. Small or large purses? Small cuz i hate purses.
6. Are you short? Im in the middle
7. Do you like somebody? Justin Bieber♥
8. Do you care if your socks are dirty? No.Im not bothered.
9. Do you like Halloween? Its Cool :D
10. Are you double jointed? No!
11. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? Uhhh on a table
12. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? Myself ;)
13. Is there any type of rumor going...
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posted by Channyfan1

In the world of stereotypes...

I HAVE CURVES, so I MUST be a fat-ass.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST talk like a butler.

I DON'T WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a tom-boy.

I'm POOR, so I MUST be homeless.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I FELL IN pag-ibig WITH A MAN WHILE HE WAS TAKEN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I’M EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be looking...
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posted by juicyjossy9
 A litrato I took of a farm that produces punungkahoy ng mepl syrup…
A photo I took of a farm that produces maple syrup…
Published sa pamamagitan ng Heather, SuperForester
on December 12, 2010
in Superforest journal

Hello SuperForest!

I received this little story in my email inbox recently, and upon pagbaba it, I immediately thought of SuperForest. We have talked about redefining wealth and success before, but this is a simple story that illustrates the common thread of abundance and gratitude that often shows up in our SuperForest universe.

Let’s share this story with our loved ones, especially during this holiday season, as it is important to remind ourselves to be grateful for what we have,...
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by Mel4ever
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So you have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! uy girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did you know halik is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken sopas actually makes you feel better. 94% of boys would pag-ibig it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your tuktok lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you! 89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. tsokolate will make you feel better! Most...
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posted by karpach_13
28 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

1.. We’re not as big of perverts as you think we all are.

2.. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole

3.. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4.. Don’t argue with us when we call you beautiful.

5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.

7.. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8.. If you have cramps and we ask you what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the buwan and nothing more.

9.. If you really...
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