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1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe you 3 cans of your paborito soda.
2. You find a four leaf clover

3. You are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.

4. You get over your phobia

5. Your crush says I pag-ibig you.

6. You find $10 dollars on the ground

7. 15 people say your awesome

8. 100 madami people followed you on twitter

9. You meet your fav celebrity.

10. You get a new car.

Yep! 10 things that ipakita you have bad luck is coming soon!

10 things that ipakita you have bad luck is coming soon!
1) As soon as you come in class people stare
2)When the teacher calls on you (For a tanong you do not know)
3)Girls or boys look at you and laugh but when you turn back they have that blank expression
4)Being yelled at in front of a teacher
5)Being tardy
6)Being called nicknames..that you dont enjoy
7)Being the first person to be kicked out of class
8)Looking crazy when you yell at people in the middle of class
9)Running in the hall then falling on your face
10)Something gets stuck on your pants..or someone put it there
posted by AngelicaPickles
 my house i usally normal and heres me
my house i usally normal and heres me
I just had my worse nightmare and im gonna tell all you!
Okay, i was eating breakfast one morning when the room started to get hotter and hotter and HOTTER! It was soooo hot that i felt like there were burns all over my body. IT WAS A FRIGGIN ATOM BOMB!! See i was doing the dishes and my immature brother was running around and he accidentaly threw a platypus toy down the drain but before i found out anything went wrong IT WAS ALREDY IN THERE ALL JAMMED UP VERY GOOD!!!! So we grabbed everything that ment something to us.
I grabbed:all my clothings, my Demi Lovato cds that mean lots to me and everything in my room
My brother grabbed:books and a bumper sticker
My grandma grabbed-wait a dvd player not the best choice

But right before the atom bomb went off…………………………

I woke up in my kama realizing it was a dream.

-Offical Angelica Pickles
 and heres me when badness starts
and heres me when badness starts
posted by Thecharliejay
Bampira From Around the World

By Stephanie Moore

A vampire is a blood-sucking, undead thing of the night that comes after people in their nightmares. Many cultures have vampire myths. In the past, folklore was a means of explaining what people didn’t understand. Widespread vampire mythology reflects the uncertainty about death that we all face.

People in the past had little understanding of the decomposition process.If an exhumed body looked “plump”, how did they know it was the natural result of gases in the body? To them, blood leaking from a corpse’s mouth meant that the dear departed...
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Chinese Horiscopes (freakishly correct) Good Luck!

Don’t cheat or it won’t work and you’ll be disappointed. Takes 3 minutes, try this - It will freak you out. Don’t read ahead, just do it. Worth a try.
1st.) Get pen and paper.
2nd.) When choosing names make sure they are real people that you actually know.

3rd.) Go with your instincts. Very important for good results.

4th.) Scroll down one line at a time don’t read ahead otherwise you’ll ruin the fun.
1.) On a blank sheet...
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Why Did the Chicken tumawid the Road?

George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not tumawid the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean sa pamamagitan ng chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only tumawid roads, but...
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posted by VilleValoGirl
The air of deep colours hovered over my head,
magnetic, enchanting splitting colours.
I levered the illusions listening to kulay-rosas Floyd.
my veins never felt the blood this way;
speeding to give a bloc to my mind
free the soul from this bib body.
Apagoge the world is in my command
but dreadful the vision may end,
I was marijuanaised.

The leaves found its way to leave the seeds
smothered with tobacco, the grass
no longer stayed as allied.
Rolled in an ashen paper with a soft bud
these were the signs, I have had heeds.
My lungs felt the grey smoke, opening to the miracle
and insignificant the world around
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posted by MsMindlessAztec
1. We dont ALWAYS want sex...only sometimes
2. we dont like it when you tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. alisin any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. you need to listen to us
6. if you going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i pag-ibig you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if you get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing...
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Dani Stump Quotes

“Like my friend always said...this sounds like a personal problem”

“The weird thing about being married to the lead singer of Fall Out Boy and being a lead singer myself is that Patrick's a Rock singer...and I'm a Heavy Metal singer”

“The music genre that always got to me was Heavy Metal...that's why Party Poison can be classified as a Heavy Metal band”

“The ones who influenced me was Dragonforce and Metallica....the ones who influence me now is of course Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy and Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance”

“I'm a wife, I'm a mother, I'm a artist...
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posted by pure-angel
I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
W.B. Yeats

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.
Henry David Thoreau

Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.
Harriet Tubman

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal.
Pamela Vaull Starr

All men dream but not equally. Those who dream sa pamamagitan ng night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the araw to...
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posted by mitchie19
I'm bored, so I asked this tanong myself. Okay, here we go. Just wanna express myself.

For me, pag-ibig makes the world go around. I don't know what that means but, it does. A lot of people say it. Wherever you go, whatever place you've been, there's always love.
It's also not just feelings but emotions. Your emotions draws you to that person, and sometimes we hope that that person likes us back too right?

Sometimes, pag-ibig is hard. We always want love. I don't know why a lot of people want pag-ibig so much. When I see a couple somewhere, I get jealous. I tell myself: "I want that too."
To be honest, I...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,

'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, toro Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep...
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posted by BlackSunshine
Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open sa pamamagitan ng themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally....
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The Loss
By: moolah
Chapter Two: Telling Mom…& Dad
     Becca’s eyes filled with tears as the officers told her. They left, leaving regards and told her they would be sure to get find the guy who killed Collin. Manny was standing in the living room now, with a gawing kalokohan pop tart. Becca didn’t know how she was going to tell her little sister how the brother she loved, the most was gone forever now. She sat her sister down beside her on the red leather sopa and took her tiny hands in hers. “Ok, Manny, Collin…Collin, Collin was shot.” She said....
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posted by ryogirl2010
[verse 1]

she walkes to school with the lunch she packed,
nobody knows what shes holdin back,
wearin the same dress she wore yesterday,
she hides the bruses with linen and lace,


the teacher wonders but she dosent ask,
its hard to see the pain behind the mask,
bearin the burden of a secret storm,
sometimes she wishes she was never born

through the wind,and the rain,
she stands hard as a stone,
in a wirld, that she cant rise above,
but her dreams, give her wings,
and she flies to a place,
where shes loved,
concrete angel

[verse 2]

somebody cries in the middle of the night,
the neibors hear, but they turn out the light,
a fragile soul caught in the hands of fate,
when mrning comes it will be to late

[go back to couros]

[verse 3]

a statue stands in a shaded place,
an angel girl with an upturned face,
a name is written on a pollished rock,
a broken puso that the world forgot

[go back to couros]
posted by BeautysOverated
1. Alektrophobia -> Fear of Chickens
2. Allodoxaphobia -> Fear of opinions
3. Arachibutyrophobia -> Fear of mani mantikilya sticking to the roof of the mouth
4. Bogyphobia -> Fear of bogies (snot) or the Bogeyman
5. Japanophobia -> Fear of Japanese people
6. Koniophobia -> Fear of dust
7. Leukophobia -> Fear of the colour white
8. Myrmecophobia -> Fear of ants
9. Thaasophobia -> Fear of sitting
10. Uraphobia -> Fear of urine or urinating
11. Xerophobia -> Fear of dryness
12. Zemmiphobia -> Fear of a nunal rat
13. Genuphobia -> Fear of knees
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to listahan all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!

1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound you get when you scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, you know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when you just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. isda fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
posted by invadercalliope
It's time!
Get your popcorn.
Get your root bear.
get your chair.
Get your potato chip and eat it.
Famous Quotes:
1.The Beginning is the most important part of work.
2.Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another. "What You too? I thought i was the only one"
3.I shut my eyes in order to see.
4.Our Anxiety does not come from thinking about the future,but from wanting to control it.
5.A araw With out laughter is a araw wasted.
6.The Earth Has Music For those who can listen.
7.Kind words can be short and easy to speak,but there echoes are turly endless.
8.You grow up the first araw you have first laugh- at yourself
posted by TeamSongz4eva
**I got this from the internet again but i do not see why you would want to be offensive at a funeral..but anywho this reminds me of Death At A Funerla^^**

1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.

2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until you find your contact lens.

3.Punch the body and tell people he hit you first.

4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased.

6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.

7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're...
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posted by 2dolphn97
Ok this is what i do when i like a boy so just saying NOT AN EXPERT!if some of you do the same thing say so in your comments. if this helps you guys, GREAT! if anyone has any tanong most likely i will be madami than happy to help ok here it goes.....ps dont make fun of my spelling ok NOW here it goes.....
1)i twirl my hair between my fingers
2)i constantly look at them (corner of my eye not ful-on-makes-you-think-im-a-stalker-chick look)yet when they are talking to me i act shy and look at their shoes
3)i laugh even when they're jokes are stupid
4)i get real nervous when they are around and act...
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