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posted by 90sfan

Here are the rules for this one:Quiz Crazy Rule(QCR):For every tanong you answer yes,subtract 3 years from your age now.For every tanong you answer no,add a half.For example,if you're 13 and you answer yes for a question,you would subtract 3 years,leaving you at 10.See how simple?

1.When you see a kid jump off a small roof,you go ahead and do it too.
A.Yes B.No

2.You ask the man in front of you in line to pull your finger.He does...and it was NOT pretty.
A.Yes B.No.

3.When your mom refuses to let you go on the big swirly slide at the water park,you throw a tantrum.
A.Yeah I wanted to ride that thing!!!
B.No...but it looked fun!!:(

OK,tell me what you got in the comments!!!!

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BORED listahan

posted by hannah16

1. run in squares
2. chase a squirrel
3. go into walmart with a big stick and pretend to be blind
4. go up to some walang tiyak na layunin old man and say, "grandpa, you're alive! it's a miracle!"
5. go up to someone and pull out a piece of their hair and yell, "DNA!"
6. blink wildly, then close your eyes for an amazing light show
7. see how long you can hold a not
8. use your secret mind power
9. pretend you're a robot
10. scratch yourself
11. rate passers by
12. repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
13. pinch yourself
14. try and lunok your tongue
15. pretend to be a car
16. make bituin trek door...

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The Bus Lady

posted by FanFun1010

One day. I was sound a asleep in my bed, snuggled up to the covers dreaming. Then all of a sudden water got poured of my face and I jumped out the kama half asleep like a maniac. All I could see was my brother standing with a red plastic cup in his hand. So I began to throw my fist at his face, yelling," WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!". Everyone could hear my voice 7 miles away, but no one gave a damn. Later in the afternoon My mom yelled at me and sinabi "You need to get yo "A" and two double snakes to the store and buy some milk,eggs,flour and mansanas juice.I thought" what in mother's name can you make...

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THE Tunnels

posted by misscrazel

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Stephanie
I ran into the bathroom. Dominic and Spencer were in the bright kulay-rosas doorway.
Belinda was on the floor. Scarlet was watching Spencer. Spencer was crying. Wait. Spencer was crying. Wow. I think he's sick. Spencer's always smiling stupidly and talking about stupid things in a stupid voice. Not crying. Spencer has never cried. I'm his sister so I would know. I walked over. Spencer was hugging Dominic. My face flushed with anger. Spencer was my brother, not Dominic's.
"Spencer," I said. "She's gonna like you."
Spencer wiped away a tear. I got him a tissue and splashed water on his face. He was going to get detention. Oh well. He doesn't care anyway.

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A conversation with cleverbot

posted by canal

i was bored and decided to talk to cleverbot and well.....here's the results

Me: hi

Cleverbot: where the h*ll have you been!?!?

Me: nice to see you too, so are you human or robot

CB: human you're a f*g robot with no d*mn life and you want to stalk little kids and r*ape them

Me: so many thing wrong with that XD

Cb: what's wrong with it? -.-

Me: well im human for one, if i were a robot i wouldn't be able to stalk little little kids and r*ape them now would i?

Cb: Shut up -.-

Me: No! you.

Cb: I'll eat your hand!!

me: wth! o.0

Cb: yeah! you'll run tahanan and be like "mommy my hand! my hand! it's was eaten!"...

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27 ways to annoy your gf

posted by KatiiCullen94

Beg for a estasyon palaruan 3 every time you with her while withdrawing money
Borrow her panties. Tell her about it a week later. Make sure to tell her that you’re sorry, for added effect.
Play Thunderhorse on gitara Hero. Forever. Only Thunderhorse.
Lick her nose. When she tells you to stop, promise to do so, but do it anyway. It’s okay. It was just a white lie.
Flirt with anything with two legs. Make sure to make obvious glances to your girlfriend while you do. Speak with hushed whispers.
Invite her to a movie. When she shows up, tell her you changed your mind and would rather go visit your...

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Shit Happens

posted by deathroman13

Everyone knows, shit happens everywhere

Confucianism
Confucius says: “Shit happens”.
Buddhism
If shit happens, it is not really shit.
Zen Buddhism
Shit is, and is not.
Hinduism
This shit happened before.
Shintoism
This shit happens everywhere.
Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Christianity
Shit happens to sinners.
Islam
Shit happens if it is the will of God.
Astrology
Shit is written in the stars.
Catholicism
If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism
Shit happens, so let 's make it worthwhile.
Lutheranism
When shit happens, change the subject.
Calvinism
Shit happens because you don't work hard...

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Click Here for walang tiyak na layunin Entertainment

posted by ThatDarnHippo

Dear Noah, We could've sworn you sinabi the ark wasn't leaving until 5. Sincerely, the Unicorns.

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Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board... Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the freakin plane.

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The guy who puts down Aso at animal shelters must not get alot of women. "And what do you do for a living?" "...I kill puppies."

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Do you know what happens to 100% of people who eat carrots? THEY DIE.

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The worst time to have a puso attack is during a game of charades.

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You cannot bring sexy back without a receipt.

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"Want to play the rape game?"...

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Advantages of being a woman :)

posted by nessienjake

Haha I read this (from my email)
And I thought of sharing it with you guys :D

...

Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxi's stop...

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REPOST!!!

posted by misscrazel

I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who was kicked out of her tahanan because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away...

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Two cents on internet etiquette

posted by tamore

As an introductory note, none of this is directed at anyone in particular. It's just based on what I've seen here and elsewhere. I don't wanna start any shit; this is just kinda my two cents about etiquette.l

My opinion pretty much revolves around one policy: don't be an asshole.

Don't be a grammar nazi. Yeah it's annoying when people can't spell or fuck up punctuation but honestly, so what? Unless they made an honest mistake, you being uptight about spelling and grammar isn't going to change how someone types (any grammar nazi would know this from experience). What do you gain, anyway, from...

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A very sad poem

posted by eslisle4254

My name is Chris
I am three
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else im locked up
All araw long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks arent tahanan
When my mommy does come tahanan
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Chariles bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the pader
I try to hide
From his evil eyes...

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For guys! How to get a girls love!

posted by Feathershine

Listen for this, I would absolutely pag-ibig this if this happened to me! I know, imma girl :D!
1. Call her cute and lovable, not sexy! Girls don't want to be called sexy, it makes them think that boys are only thinking about your body, and Girls hate that!
2. Get her phone number, and text her a lot. Nobody's ever done this with me! But I would feel super special if a boy did that
3. Talk to them a lot. A boy in a class, talked to me a lot last taon and science and made me laugh. Do that!
4. Be nice, and don't be mean. If your mean to her, or you just don't talk to her. I encourage you to stop being...

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Funny - (must read)

posted by wildchild_rids1

most stupid tanong ppl ask in most obvios situations

a fat lady steps on my feet
fat lady : sorry , did that hurt ?
me : no i'm on local anesthesia ... wud u mind trying again ?

a frnd sees me At the pelikula and asks
friend : what r u doing here ?
me : i sell black tickets you did'nt know ?

i get a new haircut
friend : u got a new hair cut ?
me : no it's autummn my hair's shedding

A friend calls me at midnight and says
friend : sorry , were you sleeping ?
me : no I was doing a research on why humans have 2 legs

(my paborito )

A friend calls on my landline and asks
friend : where r you ?
me : i'm in the market with the telephone around my neck !!!

ROFL

hope u like it dont forget to comment

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Cool/Random Facts

posted by Jasonfan44

It's an iPod app.

1. Men are 6 times madami likely to get struck sa pamamagitan ng lightning then women

2. On average, adults watch double the amount of TV as teenagers do

3. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA".

4. At the height of its power(400 BCE) the Greek city of Sparta had 500,000 slaves and only 25,000 citizens

5. The state of Florida is bigger than England

6. Approximate number of facial expressions Aso can make: 100

7. A suso can sleep for 3 years

8. It is illegal for tourists to enter Mexico with madami than 2 CD's

9. Muhammad is the most common first name in the world...

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JUST ONCE!!!

posted by victorodonnell

All alone, I stand waiting for something, I don’t know.
Something to heal my wound, to make me pure;
My puso throbs wildly under my chest,
As I look at the sky, feel the sun burning.
Cold, my puso is, still!

Like a lightning from the clear sky, you turn up;
And I feel the warmth licking my heart.
My lips tremble with joy, for it was the first time,
Your eyes met mine!

The same eyes, blue eyes, looked into mine yesterday,
And sinabi those words which I was not sure, from her lips.
‘Let’s break up!’
And, those eyes broke the contact with mine,
Forever!

With enormous difficulty, came the truth, crashing...

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20 ways to annoy your parents

posted by victoria7011

Well hey!This is a listahan of 20 things to annoy your parents...

1.Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing you say

2.Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to ur parents.

3.Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other walang tiyak na layunin things whenever your parents are near you.

4.When they say a word from a song you know,burst into that song.

5.Tap on their door all night.

6.At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

7.Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

8.Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

9.Have...

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Beyond me (Osai)

posted by canal

I woke up from a terrible nightmare. It was of Jonathan killing Mason. I took short hard breaths as got off my bed. " Your awake early" a farmiler voice said. I turned expecting to see a blonde haired blue eyed Mason but no. I saw a dark haired green eyed Jonathan. " Wha how when " I stuttered. "I'm alive. The darkness. And...last night." Jonathan said.
I narrowed my eyes and gave him a look that could have killed him if my eyes were daggers. Jonathan krept in and stood leaning on my dresser. The way he looked at me made mes feel insecure as if he could read my thoughts. "I'm going to change"...

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I look down upon myself...

posted by blossomyumyum

Here is a long riddle for you to think about and actually READ. Who cares how long it is?

I hate my name.
I like my name.
I have a best friend.
My best friend is younger than me.
My best friend is older than me.
I have no friends.
I have too many friends.
I always answer my phone.
I never answer my phone.
I answer my phone most of the time.
I play along with prank callers.
I hate when people don’t reply to my text message/take forever to reply.
I have/had blonde hair.
I have/had brown hair.
I have/had red hair.
I have dyed my hair madami than five times.
I have never dyed my hair.
I hate when people can’t...

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exams qoute

posted by dodo4

“Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?”

“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting susunod to me.”

“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot madami as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.
Exams Quotes

After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna.
Karl von Frisch

Every year, madami than 300 million x-rays, CT scans, MRIs...