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posted by ilovepenguins
1. When you are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!"

2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.

3. Quote all dialogue five segundos after it's sinabi on screen.

4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do you come here often?"

5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.

6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.

7. Throw papkorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed....
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posted by nessienjake
Haha I read this (from my email)
And I thought of sharing it with you guys :D


Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxi's stop...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with mga kaibigan in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours sa pamamagitan ng hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...
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posted by happygirl22
Hi! Today i'm going to tell you some fun facts about the movie Wreck-It Ralph. Well, lets get started!!!!!! :D

Did you know?

Disney first began developing an animated film about the world of video game characters in the 1980s. At that time the project was called “High Score” and in the 1990s was titled “Joe Jump.” In the 2000s, when the movie was finally pushed forward, the first two months of story development focused on Fix-It Felix Jr. as the main character.

Early in production it was considered to keep all characters in their native graphic quality, essentially making Ralph look...
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posted by someone_save_me
So I used to be the reyna of pranking. You may have heard some of these before, but these are some of the best, least complex ones I've pulled.

1. Go to google larawan and paghahanap up "Blue Screen of Death". Save it as a image and change your victims desktop pader paper to this. Hide all icons and watch them try to "fix" it.

2. Hack someones iPod and alisin all songs. Then, download "Never gonna give you up" and "Friday" So they are the only songs to play. If you can, download them more, record them, whatever you can.

3. When people are sleeping, take the sopa cushions, unzip them (their should be...
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(No iugnay in this listahan because not only does it screw with my auto-correct, but I am pretty sure nobody is lazy enough to look these songs up themselves. Sorry.)

Alright fine, I admit it. I was tired of me starting new artikulo and never finishing them, so I sort of rushed the tuktok 5 Catchiest songs ever made. I mean heck, it's only a tuktok 5!

And also, HUGE BIG MAJOR Shout-Out to a person named Todd Nathonson for helping me realize some of the even better songs out there.

So let's get down to it. You will see some old ones, but tons of new candidates on this NEW AND IMPROVED list.

Let's get started!...
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posted by Americsson1776
Just a tip for all of you writers out there. A good method of character development that 8theGreat and I have been using, is to imagine them in normal every araw situations, such as:
1: How would he/she react to accidentally walking into a glass door?
2: What kinds of pelikula or shows would he/she watch?
3: What social group would he/she be in while in high school? Extra curricular activities?
4: paborito celebrity or person in history?
5: paborito music, books, or movies?
6: What kind of car would he/she drive?
7: How would he/she react to being invited to see a horror movie with someone he/she likes?...
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I am adding this because we seem to need some decent lyrics posted to this club.

We used to swim the same moonlight waters
Oceans away from the wakeful day

My fall will be for you
My pag-ibig will be in you
If you be the one to cut me
I'll bleed forever

Scent of the sea before the waking of the world
Brings me to thee
Into the blue memory

My fall will be for you
My pag-ibig will be in you
If you be the one to cut me
I will bleed forever

Into the blue memory

A siren from the deep came to me
Sang my name my longing
Still I write my songs about that dream of mine
Worth everything I may...
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Harry Potter may-akda JK Rowling, admitted that Dumbledore is gay. He was in pag-ibig with a wizard named Grindelwald whom he later defeated in a duel.

"I had always seen Dumbledore as gay, but in a sense that's not a big deal. The book wasn't about Dumbledore being gay. It was just that from the outset obviously I knew that he had this big, hidden secret and that he flirted with the idea of exactly what Voldemort goes on to do, he flirted with the idea of racial domination, that he was going to subjugate Muggles. So that was Dumbledore's big secret.

He's an innately good man, what would make him...
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 gatas With Cookies...
Milk With Cookies...
Sing to the tune of “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town”
Oh, you better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart
to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
Your mom saved him some ice cream
and a slice of kalabasa pie.
Too bad you finished both of them
while he was flying ’cross the sky.
Oh, you needed a snack
and didn't think twice.
You ate Santa’s treats,
so now pay the price.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
He knows you are not sleeping.
Your snoring is so fake.
You’d better get yourself downstairs
and bake the man a cake.
Oh, you better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
posted by Bvb_Sws_TH_BMTH
 Eve's drawing
Eve's drawing
A woman runs from a soldier from the army F.E.A.R. She clutches a kuwintas as she runs through the desert. She’s out of breath but keeps going, knowing that if she stops she’ll die. She looks back often as thoughts run through her troubled mind.
‘When will we kill them? Or will they win? Will the rebels or F.E.A.R. prevail?’
Her heartbeat quickened and it grew harder to breath every second. But she pushed on. The soldier of F.E.A.R. was closing in on her. She cried out as she saw F.E.A.R. just behind her.
As the soldier approached her she spun around and held the kuwintas in front of...
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I think Selena and Justin's drama has to stop. If they break up they have to understand that they are done, but if one of them still feel for each other than they can talk it over.But the Relationship has to stop now. Selena should stop making Justin jealous and just accept he is moving on and so does Justin beiber. He should also stop. People don't care anymore of them. People are just annoyed how they have on and off relationship. If they get back together they should at least make it last long. If they can not just deal with the relationship they should just break up for REAL! But hey! That is just my opinion.
1.) A shrimp's puso is in its head.

2.) The "sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick" is sinabi to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

3.) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

4.) Wearing headphones for just an oras will increase the bacteria in your ear sa pamamagitan ng 700 times.

5.) Johnny Depp Nawawala his virginity at the age of 13 to a slightly older women.

6.) In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

7.) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

8.) 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused sa pamamagitan ng people...
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We are never getting back together-TAYLOR SWIFT

I remember when we broke up the first time
Saying this is it, I've had enough, 'cause like
We hadn't seen each other in a month
When you, sinabi you, needed space, what?
Then you come around again and say
Baby, I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change
Trust me, remember how that lasted for a day
I say, I hate you, we break up, you call me, I pag-ibig you

Oooh we called it off again last night
But Oooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your mga kaibigan talk...
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Behind where I looked back (Who's in the front?)
I raised my claws at the darkness (and ripped the night apart)

Amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo
Mou doko ni mo kaeru basho ga nai nara

Raindrops turn into droplets of blood
and run down my cheeks
If there isn't a place for me to return anywhere anymore

Kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
Sono yubi goto tsuretette ageru
Higurashi ga naku akazu no mori e
Ato modori wa mou dekinai

Take these fingers, my fingers
I'll take all your fingers away
To the unopenable forest where cicadas cry
There's no turning back anymore

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posted by ppgFireball
At bahaghari Smash's place...

Armoni: -kicks ball into the net- ONE'S IN!!!

Starbright: aw s**t! Jimmy, can you help us over here.

Jimmy: i hate soccer.

Starbright: you hate everything.

Jimmy: true.

Rainbow Smash: ready to give up?

Starbright: shut up! that's why you're named after a pony! and you're boy! you sissy!

Rainbow Smash: oh....it's...on! -kicks ball to Flame-

Rose: you can do it big brother!!!! don't let him taunt you! you're awesome! that's why he's named after a pony!

Old Man: -comes out of his house- the hell is with you kids?! can't a man take a nap?! ya yipper yappers. -goes back into his...
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posted by StarWarrior
“You can’t!” I screeched, griping the thick damo beneath my paws.
    “The whole forest will belong to the Pack of Shadows!” the dark lobo exclaimed enthusiastically, his balahibo flickering like shadows, “No lobo will stop us!”
    I have to do something! I couldn’t let it end like this! Not with the alpha in this state! Not with the pack split in four!
    “Out of my way pup!” he tossed me aside like a tiny mouse.
    “No!” I leaped at him, biting and clawing with all my strength.
    “This is pointless! You cannot defeat me she-wolf!” I felt him bite me and fling me away again. I was too tired to ilipat now, after traveling this far without resting, I can no longer breathe enough to live.
    I’m over; this is the end of the Pack of Ice! I lay winded and defeated, awaiting death’s arrival patiently.
 granny and sid.
granny and sid.
here's a listahan of ways to deal with sid's grandmother a.k.a granny

1.If granny wants you to chew her prutas . simply grab the now chewed prutas with a napkin and give to granny that way you can avoid having bacteria or saliva. if you don't chew for granny then get ready to write your will , cause granny's cane is gonna whack you for the rest of your life

2. Granny mistakens your gender , just go with it cause she's delusional.

3.When your feeding her pagkain watch out for those teeth of hers , there sharper than a pocket knife!

4.Keep an eye on her and don't turn around unless someone's calling for...
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It’s just you and me and there’s no one around
Feel like I’m hanging sa pamamagitan ng a thread, it’s a long way down
I’ve been trying to breathe but I’m fighting for air
I’m at an all time low with no place to go
But you’re always there

When everything falls apart
And it seems like the world is crashing at my feet
You like me the best when I’m a mess
When I’m my own worst enemy

You make me feel beautiful
When I have nothing left to prove
And I can’t imagine how I’d make it through
There’s no me without you
No me without you, no, no

You hear what I say when I don’t say a word
You are my rising...
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 Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
So wassup everybody? Listen, There's this club called walang tiyak na layunin anime RP forums. Me and some other fanpoppers got one hell of a story going on and if you're looking for some good reading, it's there. Action, comedy, romance, drama, vampires, and even zombie soul reapers! You'll find anime characters from Hell Girl, Inuyasha, Pokemon, Bleach, Rozen Maiden, Pandora Hearts, Black Butler, and many more. Hell, we even got Mortal Kombat in there. And during one story arch I even added Freddy Kruger. I couldn't help it. Dream Eater Merry VS Freddy... C'mon! Anywho, check it out if you're interested. The first 3 parts are posted on Anime club but we got the iugnay in ours. We've been keeping this RP going for close to 11 months so far. So hell byob, or whatever ya drink and come help us celebrate our first anniversary. hehe XD Cy-beer... lol... sorry. Anywho, I think our story kicks asno and if you pag-ibig anime and good story telling, I think you will too. Peace! and um, see ya there hopefully