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A walang tiyak na layunin Story (WARNING: RANDOMNESS MAY CAUSE BRAIN TO EXPLODE)

posted by katetekiku

One day, I was walking on the sidewalk on Walden Lane. It was 5:00 in the morning in Lakeland, Florida, and the sun was just coming up. I was whistling "Celebrate Good Times" while dancing a jig. All of a sudden, A guy zoomed down the sidewalk on his bike with his arm out, and smacked me in the face. I fell to the ground from the impact, my face throbbing.
"Watch where your going, jerk!" I yelled, clambering up and waving my fist at him. He turned, laughing at me, but then he peddled into the road and a semi truck zoomed past, almost hitting the guy. I gasped, thinking that he had been hit....

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cabin for the Summer-Chapter Eleven-James

posted by moolah

The Cabin

cabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Eleven: James

“She’s what?” Tori screamed, in horror. Dr. Haffer looked at her again, “She’s about 2 months pregnant.” Tori gagged. I was horrified. I looked at my hands. “She’s pregnant?” I asked. Tori was in tears again. “No, this can’t be. We…” I thought back to 2 months ago. It was that party Damian had thrown. Chelsea and I had been in love. I sighed. It was no use. She was pregnant. I bit my lip and walked out the door. I couldn’t deal with this. I would go back to the house,...

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Funny excuse letters

posted by ilovetech29

1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a puno and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...

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cute name to ur girlfriend

posted by yukikiyruu

Sleeping Beauty: Perfect for the sleepyheads.
Dolly Wholly: This name is perfect for the well-dressed girl.
Honey Bunny: Ideal for your playful girlfriend.
Cutsie Wootsie: This cute name is excellent to say when you are pinching her cheeks with both hands.
Pretty Eyes: If your girlfriend has crystal-clear, beautiful eyes, then you may call her sa pamamagitan ng this cute name.
Princess: It is a perfect name for your girlfriend, if she has that little girl spirit.
Pumpkin: This name can be used for casual moments.
Doll Face: This name is perfect for a girl with a cute face.
Beautiful: It is a simple but effective...

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the dos and don'ts of getting your tanong answered (on the walang tiyak na layunin spot)

posted by kairi13050

hi, i'm kairi. i felt bored and just decided to give up my acquired knowledge for those of you who need a little help with being madami popular on fanpop/ are bored and just feel like pagbaba something.

1. consider something someone might want to take part in. some of the most popular sagot have to do with games or something of the sort. this is because they sound interesting to a fan, so they'll click it.

2. ask the fans about themself. people like talking about themselves and sharing interesting stories, it's human nature.

3. think about what you're asking. think about the subject's popularity....

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Bad Spelling & Abusing The sombrero Lock

posted by TruBerries

EF PEPLE CONTNUU 2 WRIT LYK DIS I WILL ART FLIPIN OUT!
Translation: If people continue to write like this I will start flipping out!

....Now there's two points alone in that sentence and those points were horrible spelling and the constant abuse of the sombrero lock. Most people continue doing these two things to get on everyone's nerves. I can understand that some people Pagsulat this way if he/she had dyslexia or someone learning to speak English and hasn't quite grasped it yet or if you're texting someone on your phone(that can be a real pain), but there's absolutely no excuse for the rest of us...

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tuktok 10 Ways to Be a Great Friend

posted by AnimeFan66

1. Always have kindness with you. If you have no kindness, then you're no better than anyone else.

2. Always listen to what your mga kaibigan have to explain. If they have a proublem and need to explain it to you, stop what you're doing and listen to them carefully.

3. Be respectfull. Using respect will let the person know who you are or what they think you are.

4. Never curse at your friends. It will lead to arguments, breakouts, and maybe even sleepless nights or bad days.

5. Always lend a hand. If you're mga kaibigan are having a prouble, feel free to lend a hand for them. But remeber to ask them if...

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bulaklak Meanings and legends!

posted by spunkyonyx

Agapanthus africanus
Family: Amaryllidaceae
Common names: ~Lily of the Nile~ ~Blue African Lily ~ ~African Lily~

Agapanthus originates from South Africa. The scientific name refers to the Greek word ~agape~ for ~love~ and ~anthos~ for ~ flower.~

The lily-like florets clustered on a long, thick leafless stem are available year-round in purple and white.
Agapanthus is sensitive to the presence of ethylene gas. This bulaklak should be kept away from naturally occurring gas, i.e. ripening fruit.

Agave americana L.
Family: Agavaceae
Common Names: ~Century Plant ~ ~West Indian Daggerlog ~ ~Rattlesnake-master~...

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DORA THE EXPLORER THEME SONG LYRICS!

posted by invadercalliope

I HOPE YOU ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!

you can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
--------------------------------------------------
dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!

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50 Things I Am Going To Do Before I Die

posted by BeautysOverated

:)

1.    Run to the tuktok of the Eiffel Tower
2.    Eat snails in France
3.    Go to Hollywood
4.    Climb the Statue of Liberty
5.    Gamble in Vegas
6.    Attend a major sporting event
7.    Attempt to catch the ball at the Superbowl
8.    Drive across America –> coast to coast
9.    Go to the pyramids in Egypt
10.    Ride a kamelyo in the desert
11.    Climb Uluru
12.    Spend...

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Perverted brain much?

posted by cute20k

Do you have a dirty mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

A dentist

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

Peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

Chewing gum

5. All araw long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

An elevator

6. I...

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ferret mga panipi

posted by invadercalliope

These mga panipi are mga panipi with differnt meanings of ferret or just the animal.
“If a ferret bites you it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the nakakita are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, you can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to ferret it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and ferret it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!

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The Forbidden pag-ibig (part 2) Twin Meets NEW Boyfriend

posted by Musiclover456

After spending hours alone and together Miki and Hei come out.Once both out she lead Hei to her personal weapon room "wow you own every last weapon here?" "yep and trust me its not easy hiding this big room" she shows him each one and ipakita him how to use them all.After that they both chose three weapons and fought for a vary long time (A.K.A 5 hours) Luka (Miki's twin brother)got tahanan to see that his sister on the floor laughing and giggling and with a big smile on her face "well well well who do we have here little miss 'i don't need a boyfriend' on the floor with a guy" "Luka?! so not cool...

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Dam Dadi Do Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo dam dam
didoodi dam
*music*
When the morning
come come
I'm dancing like
you're dumb dumb
And when the groove
is high
When dummies jump
to sky
If you feel the groove
groove
The dummies have to
move move
Can you feel the beat? The beat?
The beat?
You never tell me
what is wrong
Cause now it's time to be alone
Let me pag-ibig you
everyday
So long you let the dummies play
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi...

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Smile! :)

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Why not smile? You can always find a reason to smile, believe it or not. You can say that your life is the worst, you can find a hundred reasons to prove that your life sucks, but I bet you anything, that if you let yourself search, you can find a thousand reasons to smile. Whether it's a person, a memory, a possession, you can always find something worth living for.

So many people spend their lives hating, complaining, moaning, but really, what's the point? Of course, everyone has off days, everyone gets angry, upset, annoyed, but you don't need to spend your whole life living like that. Everyone...

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Don't Stereotype People!!! (REPOST)

posted by Channyfan1

(I EDITED THIS A LITTLE SO I COULD ADRESS SOME OTHER STEREOTYPES THAT I THINK ARE WRONG and EXTREMELY HURTFUL!!!!)

In the world of stereotypes...

I HAVE CURVES, so I MUST be a fat-ass.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST talk like a butler.

I DON'T WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a tom-boy.

I'm POOR, so I MUST be homeless.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I FELL IN pag-ibig WITH A MAN WHILE HE WAS TAKEN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I’M EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be looking...

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Cute Poem:)

posted by LadyL68

♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥

♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥

♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥

♥If you're asking if I pag-ibig you♥
♥The answer is I do♥

☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮

READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.

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bruno mars parody

posted by iamagagamonster

~~ dont be offended, i pag-ibig bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way you are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl you need to shave

and when you smile, the whole world ducks and...

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Someone told me to repost this if I believe homophobia is wrong, so....

posted by sapherequeen

I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her tahanan because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...

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How To Annoy the pizza Guy!!!

posted by LadyL68

Answer their tanong with questions

Ask if you they can put pagkain color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a comment about his abs.

Ask if the pizza has had its shots

Ask if the pizza is organically grown

Ask if them for a free petsa with one of the staff if you make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...