Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this upuan empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: uy baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Why aren't you married yet?
Woman: What? And spoil my great sex life?
Man: Why aren't you married yet?
Woman:Why aren't you thin?
Man: Why aren't you married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this upuan empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: uy baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Why aren't you married yet?
Woman: What? And spoil my great sex life?
Man: Why aren't you married yet?
Woman:Why aren't you thin?
Man: Why aren't you married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
A fwd I got:
The teacher told Pepito to make sentences with his spelling words
1.cheese=Maria likes me but cheese fat
2.mushroom=wen all my mga kaibigan get in the car, there isn't mushroom
3.shoulder=my friend didn't know how to make a taco so I shoulder
4.texas=my friend always texas me fwds
5.herpes=me and my friend shared a piza, I got my piece and she got herpes
6.july=ju told me ju were going to the store and july to me! !! Julyer!!!!!
7.rectum=I had two cars, but my wife rectum
8.chicken=I was going to tje store with my wife but chicken go sa pamamagitan ng herself
9.wheelchair=we only have one soda but ita ok wheelchair
10.chicken wing=my mom plays the lottery so chicken wing
11.liver=a bully was messing wit my sister and I told him to liver alone
12.bodywash=I wanted to go to the bar but no bodywash my kids
13.budweiser=that woman over there has a nice body, budweiser her face so ugly
The teacher told Pepito to make sentences with his spelling words
1.cheese=Maria likes me but cheese fat
2.mushroom=wen all my mga kaibigan get in the car, there isn't mushroom
3.shoulder=my friend didn't know how to make a taco so I shoulder
4.texas=my friend always texas me fwds
5.herpes=me and my friend shared a piza, I got my piece and she got herpes
6.july=ju told me ju were going to the store and july to me! !! Julyer!!!!!
7.rectum=I had two cars, but my wife rectum
8.chicken=I was going to tje store with my wife but chicken go sa pamamagitan ng herself
9.wheelchair=we only have one soda but ita ok wheelchair
10.chicken wing=my mom plays the lottery so chicken wing
11.liver=a bully was messing wit my sister and I told him to liver alone
12.bodywash=I wanted to go to the bar but no bodywash my kids
13.budweiser=that woman over there has a nice body, budweiser her face so ugly
u say your a body?
without a host?
not one spirit not one ghost?
why do u cry if im unfair?
suck it up my frail friend
im sick of your stupid greed
why are u so scared of me?
i have done nothing wrong?
then whats with your gloomy song?
u say your fine you say im dead?
whats without pag-ibig u sleepy head?
im just me and your just u
so be happy where noot split in Two
if i was a u and u were a me?
then it would so much madami unhappy
my soul is telling me to stay
but then my ghost is saying go away?
its not like my smile would care
because im just u and me and fair
be proud that where not split in two
because i could never live without u
without a host?
not one spirit not one ghost?
why do u cry if im unfair?
suck it up my frail friend
im sick of your stupid greed
why are u so scared of me?
i have done nothing wrong?
then whats with your gloomy song?
u say your fine you say im dead?
whats without pag-ibig u sleepy head?
im just me and your just u
so be happy where noot split in Two
if i was a u and u were a me?
then it would so much madami unhappy
my soul is telling me to stay
but then my ghost is saying go away?
its not like my smile would care
because im just u and me and fair
be proud that where not split in two
because i could never live without u
I had this dream and it was like smiegel (from LOTR) and the reyna of hearts. Then there was Harry Potter randomly following me. And in my dream the reyna of hearts hated smiegel so I was sad. D: and then my mga kaibigan were there and bahaghari Dash was there and it was so weird. So then Legolas (he's from LOTR to) walked sa pamamagitan ng with some walang tiyak na layunin person. And then there were ten Harry Potters and they all turned evil and chased me. So I ran away and put the reyna of hearts and all the Harry Potters in a bangka and they went away. And then I woke up and I was like what the heck was that.
DAD COMES tahanan DRUNK AND MAD
HE PULLS OUT A GUN
AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE THEN TURNS THE GUN
ON HIMSELF.
THE LITTLE GIRL SITS
BEHIND THE sopa CRYING
THE POLICE
CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO AN
ORPHANAGE.
SHE WALKS INTO THE
BEDROOM,AND THERE IS A PICTURE OF
Hesus ON THE CROSS
GIRL: HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF OF THAT?
TEACHER: HE DIDN'T.
GIRL: YES HE DID.
TEACHER: NO HE DIDN'T.
GIRL: YES HE DID HE ALWAYS SAT susunod TO
ME WHEN MY PARENTS FOUGHT, AND HE TOLD
ME EVERYTHING WOULD BE OK
YOU READ THIS BECAUSE IT sinabi FIGHT,
BUT WOULD YOU HAVE
READ IT IF IT sinabi Hesus STORY?
POST THIS AS BIG FIGHT IN (ANY PLACE)?
DONT IGNORE THIS
64 PERCENT OF U WONT REPOST THIS
YOU NEVER
KNOW WHO MIGHT BE WATCHING
REMEMBER: THE BIBLE SAYS "IF YOU DENY
Hesus IN FRONT OF UR mga kaibigan HE WILL DENY YOU
IN FRONT OF HIS FATHER
HE PULLS OUT A GUN
AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE THEN TURNS THE GUN
ON HIMSELF.
THE LITTLE GIRL SITS
BEHIND THE sopa CRYING
THE POLICE
CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO AN
ORPHANAGE.
SHE WALKS INTO THE
BEDROOM,AND THERE IS A PICTURE OF
Hesus ON THE CROSS
GIRL: HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF OF THAT?
TEACHER: HE DIDN'T.
GIRL: YES HE DID.
TEACHER: NO HE DIDN'T.
GIRL: YES HE DID HE ALWAYS SAT susunod TO
ME WHEN MY PARENTS FOUGHT, AND HE TOLD
ME EVERYTHING WOULD BE OK
YOU READ THIS BECAUSE IT sinabi FIGHT,
BUT WOULD YOU HAVE
READ IT IF IT sinabi Hesus STORY?
POST THIS AS BIG FIGHT IN (ANY PLACE)?
DONT IGNORE THIS
64 PERCENT OF U WONT REPOST THIS
YOU NEVER
KNOW WHO MIGHT BE WATCHING
REMEMBER: THE BIBLE SAYS "IF YOU DENY
Hesus IN FRONT OF UR mga kaibigan HE WILL DENY YOU
IN FRONT OF HIS FATHER
I just about add everyone so if you ask i will add you and i add people who are nice to me,who are not haters of Invader ZIM.
who have something i can relate to.
like if they pag-ibig animals,blood,scary movies,Invader ZIM,write poems,cosplaying,anime......
If there a boy or girl i would add them anyway.
and if you ask me if there emo or not isnt emo just a type of music not a person?but i do pag-ibig the fashion.If they cosplay i will defintly add them because that's one of my biggest hobbies.
and here are some tanong i would like to ask plz post them on the comments.
1.do you like Invader ZIM?
2.would you rather read a manga or a chapter book?
3.are you a a,b,c,d,f student?
4.what do you do in spare time?
who have something i can relate to.
like if they pag-ibig animals,blood,scary movies,Invader ZIM,write poems,cosplaying,anime......
If there a boy or girl i would add them anyway.
and if you ask me if there emo or not isnt emo just a type of music not a person?but i do pag-ibig the fashion.If they cosplay i will defintly add them because that's one of my biggest hobbies.
and here are some tanong i would like to ask plz post them on the comments.
1.do you like Invader ZIM?
2.would you rather read a manga or a chapter book?
3.are you a a,b,c,d,f student?
4.what do you do in spare time?
We Found Dove
Yellow soap in the washroom
and we're bathing side sa pamamagitan ng side
As your bubble crosses mine
What it takes to come alive
It's the way i'm soaping
I just can't deny
But i've gotta let kalapati go
we found kalapati in a soapless place
we found kalapati in a soapless place
we found kalapati in a soapless place
we found kalapati in a soapless place
Shine a bubble through an open door
kalapati and shampoo i will divide
turn away cause i soap you more
Feel the bubble in my mind
Yellow soap in the washroom
and we're bathing side sa pamamagitan ng side
As your bubble crosses mine mine mine
we found kalapati in a soapless place
we found kalapati in a soapless place
we found kalapati in a soapless place
we found kalapati in a soapless place
we found kalapati in a soapless place
we found kalapati in a soapless place
we found kalapati in a soapless place
we found kalapati in a soapless place
Yellow soap in the washroom
and we're bathing side sa pamamagitan ng side
As your bubble crosses mine
What it takes to come alive
It's the way i'm soaping
I just can't deny
But i've gotta let kalapati go
we found kalapati in a soapless place
we found kalapati in a soapless place
we found kalapati in a soapless place
we found kalapati in a soapless place
Shine a bubble through an open door
kalapati and shampoo i will divide
turn away cause i soap you more
Feel the bubble in my mind
Yellow soap in the washroom
and we're bathing side sa pamamagitan ng side
As your bubble crosses mine mine mine
we found kalapati in a soapless place
we found kalapati in a soapless place
we found kalapati in a soapless place
we found kalapati in a soapless place
we found kalapati in a soapless place
we found kalapati in a soapless place
we found kalapati in a soapless place
we found kalapati in a soapless place