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1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would you mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs you and takes a little something off you would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are you sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If you say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all you want, not like I care if you are or aren't...As long as you don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...
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not sa pamamagitan ng me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot or putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast pagkain restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...
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posted by ilovepenguins
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I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When you arrive at the susunod stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If you are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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The List

1. Throw papkorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can you fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling papkorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get papkorn yell, “I’m...
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I'm bored, so I thought I'd share with you a few websites online that you can disensyo characters! You all probably have either created characters, like for fanfictions, stories, or just in your mind, and here are some websites where you can disensyo their appearance! Or you could always make yourself and use it as a snazzy avatar/profile pic, or make characters from books/movies/etc. that already exist! There are tons of websites out there, these are just a few.
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This website is sa pamamagitan ng far the best superhero generator I've found. Basically you use it to make your dream superhero!!! (I use it to...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
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1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him you met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do you listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him sa pamamagitan ng his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your paborito guy[If you hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson or some who you like ALLOT!]

9. Come tahanan saying you found your true...
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I found this online :)

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read tanong aloud, pagtatalo your sagot with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this tanong on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious...
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posted by iluvsmj
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When you're happy and you know it bomb Iraq
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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posted by Mallory101
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posted by alismouha
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Found this on the net the other day,enjoy!



#1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

#2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

#3 Swim with a dolphin.

#4 Skydive.

#5 Have your portrait painted.

#6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure you use it.

#7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

#8 Watch the launch of the puwang shuttle.

#9 Spend a whole araw eating basura pagkain without feeling guilty.

#10 Be an extra in a film.

#11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

#12 Make pag-ibig on a forest floor.

#13 Make...
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I kinda wanted to write this artikulo just to get this topic off of my chest. If you guys haven’t know already, which you should have, this character has a special place in my heart. She is a character from BlazBlue series and she’s the BEST GIRL that could ever exist. I pag-ibig just everything about Nu-13. She’s both cute and badass at the same time! I’ll be explaining my five reasons why I pag-ibig Nu-13 so much.

1. Her design
    
I pag-ibig both of her normal and mecha battle suit. I pag-ibig how her swords behind her battle form placed together like a pair of wings for her. I...
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Loling at the fact that I had an easier time typing this than the one for real people! Maybe it's because cartoon characters & anime characters can just be drawn in ways that really make them stand out. No less here's the list.

Female

Honorable mentions (in no particular order): Icy, Ming Hua, Ultear & Michiko.



5. Lust

How could I not add Lust onto my listahan of attractive characters lol? I mean she is Lust after all! Above all my paborito thing about her appearance is her eyes; those purple snake-like eyes. She also has really pretty lips and lovely dark and wavy hair.

4. Beatrice

Hooray!...
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This is my updated listahan of my tuktok 20 paborito fictional characters. Unfortunately, some characters had to be kicked out to make room for some new favorites of mine. I also added honorable mentions for some characters I wish could've made the tuktok 20 but, unfortunately, missed the cut. Please keep in mind that this is just my personal opinion, so please be polite. Please tagahanga and comment because I pag-ibig to see what people think and to know that they like my articles.

Honorable Mentions:
30.Tiana (The Princess and the Frog)
29.Pocahontas (Pocahontas)
28.Goofy (The Mickey mouse and mga kaibigan Franchise)...
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(WARNING: There is tons of cussing in this artikulo to emphasize my hatred for this song a bit more. If that bothers you, please leave now.)

Train, you did it. YOU FREAKING DID IT. After watching Drive By, I didn’t think it was POSSIBLE for ANYBODY to make a worse song than that.

Except maybe Ryan.

Seriously though, this song isn’t just bad. It’s nowhere near bad. To call it a terrible piece of shit would be complimenting it. I can’t describe the rage I feel for this song at all. And if I were to shred every particle of my brain molecules, destroying my memory in the process, just to get...
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Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."


Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: susunod to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: susunod to my house


3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started...
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posted by GDragon612
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get you something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life sinabi Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….



(written...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
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WARNING: This rant will contain swearing

This episode...oh god this episode...

It starts with the Griffin family stuck in their house during a Hurricane. The Griffins (excluding Meg) decides to play a game and Meg wants to sumali their game, they tell her:

"No one wants to be fingerbanged sa pamamagitan ng you!"

The Griffins are as***les towards Meg. And before you Family Guy fans start to flame me, Meg is my paborito character.

Peter decides to annoy the whole family. To which Meg opens up a can of soda. Peter snaps at Meg, and surprisingly Meg stands up for herself.

Now what amazes me is that the ipakita puts her...
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posted by Syltre
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1. "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
- Walter Winchell

2. "A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same."
- Elbert Hubbard

3. "A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down."
- Arnold H. Glasow

4. "It takes a long time to grow an old friend."
- John Leonard

5. "It's the mga kaibigan you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."
- Marlene Dietrich

6. "The only way to have a friend is to be one."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

7. "A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away."
- Bil Keane

8. "True mga kaibigan stab you in the front."
- Oscar...
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posted by nmdis
It's the boy you never told 'I like you'
It's the girl you let get away
It's the one you saw that araw on the train
But you freaked out and walked away

It's the plane you wanna catch to Vegas
Things you swear you'd do before you die
It's the city of pag-ibig that waits for you
But you're too damn scared to fly

[Chorus x2:]
Hit the lights
Let the music ilipat you
Lose yourself tonight
Come alive
Let the moment take you
Lose control tonight

It's the time that you totally screwed up
Still you're tryna get it out your brain
It's the fight you had when you didn't make up
It's the past that you're dying to change

It's all...
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It's ok now. It's fake. Here is what I wrote though

Apparently, some users on walang tiyak na layunin found out that the walang tiyak na layunin club is going to be deleted do to some risks of Porn, spam and other content that violates the terms and services. This is sad. This club cannot be deleted. The walang tiyak na layunin club is one of the most popular clubs on Fanpop. We need to form a team or something to get rid of all stuff on here that violates the Term's and services. This club really needs to be saved.

It's also happening on other clubs too, such as the Sonic tagahanga Characters club. They are at risk at being deleted too because of...
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