2. Q/M."Would you mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine* A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."
3. Q/M. *Hugs you and takes a little something off you would like him not to* A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"
4. Q. "Are you sure we can't f***?" A. I would say: "If you say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..." 5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..." A. I would say:"Get aroused all you want, not like I care if you are or aren't...As long as you don't jump around..."
6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..." A. I would say:...
not sa pamamagitan ng me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥
ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot or putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.
Both groups like to hang out at fast pagkain restaurants and shopping malls.
Both groups have developed their own "walk."
Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.
Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.
1. Throw papkorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!” 2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses. 3. Clap when the good guy gets killed. 4. During the previews, yell, “Can you fast-forward it?” 5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!” ——————————————————————————————————- 6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. 7. Tell the man selling papkorn that the bathroom is flooding. 8. Yell out what is going to happen. 9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get papkorn yell, “I’m...
I'm bored, so I thought I'd share with you a few websites online that you can disensyo characters! You all probably have either created characters, like for fanfictions, stories, or just in your mind, and here are some websites where you can disensyo their appearance! Or you could always make yourself and use it as a snazzy avatar/profile pic, or make characters from books/movies/etc. that already exist! There are tons of websites out there, these are just a few. link This website is sa pamamagitan ng far the best superhero generator I've found. Basically you use it to make your dream superhero!!! (I use it to...
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read tanong aloud, pagtatalo your sagot with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this tanong on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious...
When you're happy and you know it bomb Iraq If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq. If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistan is looking shifty, North Korea is too risky, Bomb Iraq.
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq. If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq. If you think Saddam's gone mad, With the weapons that he had, (And he tried to kill your dad), Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq. If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq. So to hell with the inspections, Let's look tough for the elections, Close your mind and take directions, Bomb...
I kinda wanted to write this artikulo just to get this topic off of my chest. If you guys haven’t know already, which you should have, this character has a special place in my heart. She is a character from BlazBlue series and she’s the BEST GIRL that could ever exist. I pag-ibig just everything about Nu-13. She’s both cute and badass at the same time! I’ll be explaining my five reasons why I pag-ibig Nu-13 so much.
1. Her design
I pag-ibig both of her normal and mecha battle suit. I pag-ibig how her swords behind her battle form placed together like a pair of wings for her. I...
Loling at the fact that I had an easier time typing this than the one for real people! Maybe it's because cartoon characters & anime characters can just be drawn in ways that really make them stand out. No less here's the list.
Honorable mentions (in no particular order): Icy, Ming Hua, Ultear & Michiko.
How could I not add Lust onto my listahan of attractive characters lol? I mean she is Lust after all! Above all my paborito thing about her appearance is her eyes; those purple snake-like eyes. She also has really pretty lips and lovely dark and wavy hair.
This is my updated listahan of my tuktok 20 paborito fictional characters. Unfortunately, some characters had to be kicked out to make room for some new favorites of mine. I also added honorable mentions for some characters I wish could've made the tuktok 20 but, unfortunately, missed the cut. Please keep in mind that this is just my personal opinion, so please be polite. Please tagahanga and comment because I pag-ibig to see what people think and to know that they like my articles.
Honorable Mentions: 30.Tiana (The Princess and the Frog) 29.Pocahontas (Pocahontas) 28.Goofy (The Mickey mouse and mga kaibigan Franchise)...
(WARNING: There is tons of cussing in this artikulo to emphasize my hatred for this song a bit more. If that bothers you, please leave now.)
Train, you did it. YOU FREAKING DID IT. After watching Drive By, I didn’t think it was POSSIBLE for ANYBODY to make a worse song than that.
Except maybe Ryan.
Seriously though, this song isn’t just bad. It’s nowhere near bad. To call it a terrible piece of shit would be complimenting it. I can’t describe the rage I feel for this song at all. And if I were to shred every particle of my brain molecules, destroying my memory in the process, just to get...
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" *Nobody stands up* Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!" *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?" Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
Police: where do u live? Me: with my parents Police: where does ur parents live? Me: with me Police: where do u all live? Me: together Police: where is ur house? Me: susunod to my neighbors house Police: where is your neighbors house? Me: susunod to my house
3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started...
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles. Actually, I wanted to get you something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope. Age is a high price to pay for maturity. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life sinabi Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully. An old fart is as good as a new one….
It's ok now. It's fake. Here is what I wrote though
Apparently, some users on walang tiyak na layunin found out that the walang tiyak na layunin club is going to be deleted do to some risks of Porn, spam and other content that violates the terms and services. This is sad. This club cannot be deleted. The walang tiyak na layunin club is one of the most popular clubs on Fanpop. We need to form a team or something to get rid of all stuff on here that violates the Term's and services. This club really needs to be saved.
It's also happening on other clubs too, such as the Sonic tagahanga Characters club. They are at risk at being deleted too because of...