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posted by gabbalee
Once upon a time there was a little boy <( ' ' )>

He loved waffles (#)

And the girl across the kalye <{ ' ' }>

So the little boy made a waffle (>' ' )>(#)

And gave it to the girl across the kalye (>' ' )>(#)<{ ' '<}

She loved it <{^ ^}>

And she loved the little boy <( ' ' )> <{^ ^}>

So they both confessed their pag-ibig <(^ ^)> <3 <{^ ^}>

And a few years later they got married (>^ ^)><{^ ^<}

And had a kid (>' ' )>8<{ ' '<}

And lived happily ever after...


7H3 3ND


Okay, so is is my first artikulo story thing so thanks for reading. I really appreciate it! Thanks!
posted by justinfangrrl
Hello, and Welcome to my article; in this artikulo I will tell you about the environment, what's happening now, what will happen VERY soon if we continue to pollute the earth and what we can do to stop it.

I will also tell you about the Idle no more movement and the First Nations who are leading it; it's trying to save the environment, like me.

So read and enjoy; perhaps I shall educate you in a good way.

Everything in this artikulo is true and based on Scientific, religious and environmental research and up to petsa facts.

***

Remember when the whole 2012 thing happened? Yeah, that was funny... Here...
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1: You cant have a little meat on your Buto without being called "fat".
2: Boys cant be handsome unless they have "Abs".
3: The only acceptable size in clothes is "0/xs"
4: No one cares how much of a great person you are if your not "Hot" no one will like you.
5: No one cares about inner beauty anymore.
6:If you have pimples your intently called "dirty" or people say you don't wash well enough.
7: You have to be popular to be liked.
8:Electronics are far madami important then reading/writing/playing with friends/spending time with family.
9:You MUST be mga litrato hoped to be "perfect ".
10: If your smart your a "nerd".
11: you cant pag-ibig yourself unless people pag-ibig you.

Isent this just sad? ......I hope you all know all of these are toro SHIT !!!!. Don't let the "media" get to you. We all have beauty in us no matter what!.
posted by animelol
HI! Here are some walang tiyak na layunin facts that u might agree with :P

-I LIKE PIE
-I like seafood
-I just started Fanpop :P
-I believe in ghosts
-I am Jewish :D
-I am awesome (dont worry u are too :D)
-My paborito animal is an owl
-Pie like I too! :D
-Im kinda shy :/
-IM HYPER
-I like YouTube
-Smosh is AWESOME
-Books are AWESOME
-BFFs are AWESOME
-Food is AWESOME
-I have a pet goldfish that has been alive for 5 years
-Goldfish are super funny
-Cats are cute
-Pies are cute
-CUPCAKES are cute
-Puppies are cute
-Im addicted to fanpopping
-Never spell pop with 2 o's unless u have to (lol)
-Im on the water side! Not apoy (sorry fire)...
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posted by blossomyumyum
Here is a long riddle for you to think about and actually READ. Who cares how long it is?

I hate my name.
I like my name.
I have a best friend.
My best friend is younger than me.
My best friend is older than me.
I have no friends.
I have too many friends.
I always answer my phone.
I never answer my phone.
I answer my phone most of the time.
I play along with prank callers.
I hate when people don’t reply to my text message/take forever to reply.
I have/had blonde hair.
I have/had brown hair.
I have/had red hair.
I have dyed my hair madami than five times.
I have never dyed my hair.
I hate when people can’t...
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posted by PsychadelicSkye
60 Fun ways to order a pizza


1. If using a touch-tone, press walang tiyak na layunin numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

4. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

5. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

6. Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

7. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly...
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 Rose Island before its destruction
Rose Island before its destruction
-The Republic of Rose Island (Respubliko de la Insulo de la Rozol in Esperanto, the official language of the once-micronation)
-Area: .04 km (4305 sq. ft.)
-Date of foundation: June 24, 1968
-Leader: President Giorgio Rosa
-Language: Esperanto
-Currency: Mill
-Location: Adriatic Sea, between Cesnatico and Rimini, Italy

The Republic of Rose Island (Esperanto: Respubliko de la Insulo de la Rozoj) was a short-lived micronation on a man-made platform in the Adriatic Sea, 11 km (7 mi) off the coast of the province of Forlì, Italy.

In 1967, Italian engineer Giorgio Rosa funded the construction of a 400...
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posted by hakadoshi12345
Egypt: -Slaps haka-

Egypt: T//T

Haka~: O_O

Yuki/Midna: HEY! What'd she do to you?

Soda: WHOA WHOA WHOA

Soda: -ties egypt to a basketbol net-

Soda: WTF IS GOING ON HERE

Haka~: I didnt touch you! I touched...

Haka~: Soda o.o

Egypt: SHE estola MY LAST COCONUT!

Egypt: AND SHE ABUSED MY CAKE

Egypt: AND ME AND MY HUSBAND

Egypt: AND MY WHEAT

Egypt: AND MY WEED

Egypt: AND SHE ROBBED MY HOUSE OF MY LOAN

Egypt: SHE TiED UP THE NARUTO FiXER!

Soda: (Is she seriously freaking out or is this another strange RP?)

Egypt: She ATE SUGAR iNSTEAD OF WHEAT!

Yuki/Midna: Haka didn't do anything.

Yuki/Midna: (I have no idea.)

Egypt:...
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posted by ilovetowrite
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
people on walang tiyak na layunin are the dumbest persons in life they are very disappointed ,they are Nawawala everywhere ,they forget freedom is just another life ,and they are depressed and don't get a life
How pathetic !
They are real trolls
they are annoying
and they will go to hell soon
i'll kick their dirty asno soon
HOW Pathetic are they ?

they should be burnt here and send to the hell!


lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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I was scrolling across deviantART, and came across this HIGHLY shocking news that everyone needs to know about right now!

We all know about copyright infringement and the numerous laws preventing us from using copyrighted material. Some sites and companies take these things very seriously if you do not have permission from sinabi company. But there are sites and companies that's only ask that you give credit where credit is due. Thankfully like DA.

Now, over the past few days I have just been strolling thru the Internet, visiting some of my fav sites to chill on, and every site has been posting...
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posted by ilovetech29
1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a puno and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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posted by lloonny
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a puso attack. His puso isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on apoy with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....
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1. Go to www.google.com and look up funny things that most people would hate.
2. Draw on Justin Beibers face.(french guy, hearts, ect.)
3. sit and watch tv then call ur friend and tell her every detail of what u were watching. dont forget quotes.
4. Yell at a sibling then scream across the house to ur mom tht ur sibling yelled @ u bcuz u called her a midget.
5. Scream to ur friend that you had fun in Montanna and that uve nvr been there.
6. Run around thhe neighborhood until u get dizzy
7. Look up how to play a sport u have no interest in then tell ur parents all about the sport and say u dont like it. then change ur mind and ssay you pag-ibig it. then change it again and do that untill your parents get anoyed.
8. Tell ur sister or brother that she/he's a brat then give them a hug.
9.scream to the computer that u miss your dad. even if he's standing right there.
10. tell justin beiber's pic on the internet that he's a jerk, then apologize.
posted by TruBerries
**Before I begin, I would like to say that I'm Pagsulat this out of experience so y'all don't be thinking that I'm guessing, putting other people down who did or are doing this, or that I'm being absolutely rude about it, which I'm not.**

In everyone's life, we all want someone that we want to have, hold, and pag-ibig and never having that feeling of ever being alone for the rest of our lives. We all know that it takes time and patience, but the thing about it is that there's people out there that jump head first into generating a relationship out of thin air with someone he/she has just met online....
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posted by JoannaVonDoom
Im sorry if this has been posted before
If not, do not give me credit


1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with mga kaibigan in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours sa pamamagitan ng hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat...
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posted by cute20k
Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL".

3. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. You have called out someone's screen name while making pag-ibig to your significant other.

5. You keep begging your mga kaibigan to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. You have to get a 2d phone line just so you can call pizza Hut.

9. You go into labour and you stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...
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1. Alektrophobia -> Fear of Chickens
2. Allodoxaphobia -> Fear of opinions
3. Arachibutyrophobia -> Fear of mani mantikilya sticking to the roof of the mouth
4. Bogyphobia -> Fear of bogies (snot) or the Bogeyman
5. Japanophobia -> Fear of Japanese people
6. Koniophobia -> Fear of dust
7. Leukophobia -> Fear of the colour white
8. Myrmecophobia -> Fear of ants
9. Thaasophobia -> Fear of sitting
10. Uraphobia -> Fear of urine or urinating
11. Xerophobia -> Fear of dryness
12. Zemmiphobia -> Fear of a nunal rat
13. Genuphobia -> Fear of knees
posted by invadercalliope
Ok today i'm going to tell you a story!
Mrs.green: Class today is friday and this is your last peried but still doesn't give you the right to slack off! ARE WE CLEAR!
Class: YES MA'AM!
Cheral:Hi i'm Cheral this is my class i'm in the seventh grade and it's been a fun year!
Tabbi:Hi i'm new in the class i have only been here for a week and it's been fun! my rival here is cheral we sometimes have a fight with umm braging in it it's a never win or lose fight its one of those that you hate.
Cheral:Do you have that one girl that you don't like naturaly its not that we figght about whose better its that...
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posted by KilledbyanAngel
Dear Twilight fans,
Edward is a FAIRY.
Sincerely, Logic
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Dear push down and twist medicine bottles,
Not every one can multitask.
Sincerely, I.need.my.meds.
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Dear teacher,
Why didn't I go to the bathroom during lunch?
BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE TO THEN!
Sincerely, Annoyed Student
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Dear iPod,
You fought bravely. But stay out of the laundry susunod time.
Sincerely, Washing Machine
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Dear Parents,
I'm starting to realize that when you send me to my room after...
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posted by iamagagamonster
~~ dont be offended, i pag-ibig bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way you are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl you need to shave

and when you smile, the whole world ducks and...
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