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1. We’re judging your outfit at all times.

2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us or someone else will.

3. We asong babae about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.

4. If you won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing you in private.

5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches pag-ibig Cuddling.

6. There's nothing we like madami than you hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.

7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.

8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.

9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.

10. Please us in bed, or your...
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uy this is the 5th episode of Nick Reviews! This is a very special review, as I shall review the most evil company...Video Brinquedo! Why is it evil? Takes plagiarizes every good kids movie! Here are some examples.

Offender #1: Gladiformers.

Do I even need to explain this one? It's a trasnpormer knock off that doesn't come from the Dollar Tree/Store.

link

Offender #2: Ratatoing

This movie rips off Ratatouille, a Pixar film. It pretty much has the worst animation, a terrible plot, and the voices are terrible.

Offender #3: Little and Big Monsters

Oh gosh, this rips off Monsters vs Aliens. The monsters...
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Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

Can you feel me
When I think about you?
With every breath I take
Every minute
No matter what I do

My world is an empty place
Like I've been wandering the desert
For a thousand days (oh)
Don't know if it's a mirage
But I always see your face, baby

[Chorus:]
I'm missing you so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A araw without you is like a taon without rain
I need you sa pamamagitan ng my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A araw without you is like a taon without rain (oh, whoa)
Whoa, oh, whoa

The stars are burning
I hear your voice in my mind (voice in my mind)
Can't you hear me calling?
My puso is yearning
Like...
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posted by warriorcats02
Series Synopsis:

It is the taon 3000. Young Entomologist Dex Hamilton is called upon to help when alien insects that were crawling through the galaxy create a dangerous rift between Humans and bugs. Across faraway galaxies Dex will journey, along with 3 companions, Zap Monogan, Jenny 10 , and Tung, "the fantastic frog-boy."

Dex Hamilton:

18 taon old Dex Hamilton is an entomologist, or a person who studies bugs. He owns the habitat, which his father, Winston Hamiton, had owned before. Winston had disapeared mysteriously, leaving the habitat to his son, Dex. The habitat stores all different kinds...
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posted by tecna535
pancakes can be found in many cultures around the world, although they might not use the same ingredients as pancakes, they are generally similar in taste and texture.

Maple syrup, which goes great with pancakes, is actually a puno sap, that comes from the punungkahoy ng mepl tree, which is found mostly in the Canadian region.

The French often make a wish while turning the pancake during the cooking process, while holding a coin in the other hand.

The first recipe for pancakes were listed in the 15th century, in a English cookbook.

The world's largest pancake was cooked in Roch-dale Manchester in the taon 1994,...
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posted by australia-101
100 Best Things to Do

1) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.

2) Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

3) Swear to do the susunod walang tiyak na layunin thing no matter how ridiculous or stupid.

4) Throw something at Justin Beiber. Do it. Now.

5) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.

6) Thumbs up if your bored.

7) Put a walkie-talkie in a gnome and shout at people when they walk by!

8) Fill water balloons with soap and water and wash your car.

9) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with...
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posted by sideshowbobbart
This short insight as the main aim takes one particular social group – fangirls. Scientists argued (and still do) many times whether distinguishing aforementioned group from the rest of society is valid or not, but one brilliant researcher pointed out that even sociopaths are being classified as separated group, so why not fangirls. This small research is written in his memory, because the group, he spent his entire life researching on, got him into their hands and now his relics are unable to be traced sa pamamagitan ng Interpol. But probably are worshipped somewhere. Along with the part of his shoelace....
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posted by YoYoLover4Ever
All those that signed up just come here!!!

The scene starts with Yoyo walking the park; bored out of his fricking mind; a set-up for a party behind him as he looks down at the dog at his feet.

"Where the Hell is everyone...?" he mutters to himself as he kicks the dog in front of him. "I thought there was gonna be a party..." Yoyo sighs and kicks the dog again so hard; the dog turns around and bites his ass. Yoyo; out of frustration; kicked the dog powerfully.

The dog yelps and runs away; leaving Yoyo all alone to his boredom again. "Fuck...WHERE IS EVERYONE!" Yoyo finally cries out; and then decides to break into the local liquor store and steals some drinks for the party.
1. When they're using an ATM machine, look at them with binoculars, then when they've finished go up to them and say "I didn't quite see the last two numbers. What were they?"

2. When you see a dog out on a walk, get on all fours and start barking and growling.

3. Choose a walang tiyak na layunin person in the kalye and go up and propose to them. With one of those haribo halaya rings.

4. Go into a computer tindahan and ask for a flux-capictor.Or whatever it was in BackToTheFuture.

5. In the middle of the kalye break out into a really active OTT dance.Do windmills and shake your hair about and do a worm etc.

6. Go out to the grocery store with legwarmers on every available part of your body. Ask them if they sell gloves.

7. Buy some face paints and paint your whole face blue then run outside screaming.

8. Break out into song really loud in a really public place, like they do in musicals.

9. Buy loads of fake rubber lizards and stick them all over your clothes. Walk about everywhere.
1. howl at the moon
2. eat applesauce
3. go out to the sidewalk and scream at your imaginary cat
4. Make your friend pee sa pamamagitan ng soaking their hand in warm water
5. peel bannanas then rub on your mga kaibigan face.
6. eat a leafy plant
7. go outside and act like donkey kong
8. play Dr. Phil with your friend
9. scream at the clock everytime it changes numbers and say you have a ghost clock until you get tired or pass out.
10. make walang tiyak na layunin comments to your friend everytrime theres an awkward silence.
11. run around screaming Happy Birthday!
12. draw pictures of walang tiyak na layunin fruits
13. tell your friend she looks like Justin Bieber!
14. play house
15. watch Harry Potter #7 part 1.
16.Eat popcorn
17.play wii
18. go to wal mart at 1 in the morning and say you want breakfast.
19. eat tsokolate cake until you go crazy.
20.tell your friend shes a phsyco.
21. play kitchen
22. fool around on an IPod and scream the screen is changing and it's scaring me!
posted by emilyroxx
Okay, so everyone probably knows that Google has this thing where it tries to guess what
you’re searching sa pamamagitan ng picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a walang tiyak na layunin letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:


First, I just put the results for “Are there.”

Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do you mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there mga tigre in Africa?
Probably.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes...
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posted by ilovetech29
1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a puno and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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posted by invadercalliope
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo dam dam
didoodi dam
*music*
When the morning
come come
I'm dancing like
you're dumb dumb
And when the groove
is high
When dummies jump
to sky
If you feel the groove
groove
The dummies have to
move move
Can you feel the beat? The beat?
The beat?
You never tell me
what is wrong
Cause now it's time to be alone
Let me pag-ibig you
everyday
So long you let the dummies play
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi...
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posted by CullenProperty
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal; The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair & now... the wax.

Read on...

My night began as any other normal weeknight; Came home, fixed dinner, play with the kids.

I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the susunod few hours; 'Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet...' So, I head to the site of my demise; The Bathroom.

It was one of those 'Cold Wax' kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm & you peel them...
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Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if you think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A limon is lying on the tuktok step, and you are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. segundos later you land on your ass, and susunod you are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A limon is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the limon that was created sa pamamagitan ng your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the limon into her...
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1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou van je!

16. English -- I pag-ibig you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!...
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posted by werewolflover
Yeah,this is the first artikulo I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 taon old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If you met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know you don't hit when you don't get what you want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's madami but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what you think in comments please:)
posted by jeannette27
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Now tell me that our God is not the coolest!!!
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For sa pamamagitan ng him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones or powers or rulers or authorities;
all things were created sa pamamagitan ng him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17
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posted by SilentForce
A very sad event has happened today.Lefteris Theodosios Notaras(why must his name be so long?) has died heroically while protecting a hot blonde girl with huge tits from demonic forces.
He was a lot of things:The meme god,the waifu overlord,the martial artist,the chivalrous pervert but above all a good fellow that will be missed forever
REST IN spaghetti NEVER FORGETTI

'Now lets all sing this song in honour of him like he would want us to do.*Breathes deeply*:
''I'm like yo
They took my long Nawawala bro Lefteris
Like no
Oh my god woah
You shot bae
"Lefteris! Are you okay Lefteris?"
No he was dead
You took...
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posted by BlueDopamine
Hi, Fanpopers!

Those who are too afraid to dream, never change anything. Those who have the courage to dream are outcasts of society, responsible for the progress of mankind and civilization, operating from under the shadows of distrust and disrespect.

Dreamers see the world in a different light. They have seen the truth of light, and the ultimate reality of our universe, and in time have become candles that imitate the true light of existence. These candles have always been the brightness in the darkest days of our history on this planet. They dream, they work, they inspire.

But their lives are...
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