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posted by adaug
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four taon old Amber,
A 12 taon old Kennedy,A 5 taon old Harper,And then there's 9 taon old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her mga manika back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do you want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in toster for half a minute.
*Ten minutos later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do you know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked you as the Babysitter cause you have 7 siblings and you all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
posted by ImBooOK
Some stuff me and 3 of my mga kaibigan did at various places.
1. While at wal-mart i ran into a group of guys and told them "Are girls supposed to shave their p****s?" and when they answered i go, "MOM! THEY sinabi YEAH" my one friend patted walang tiyak na layunin people on the back saying "nice to meet ja joe!" and we shook all the pop cans and stuck gummy worms in the condom part of the store. stuck condoms in the middle of the isles of various child sections. and bought fake blood from the halloween isle and splattered them in every toilet in the mens restroom toilets (had our guy friend walk in there, fyi)
2. while...
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posted by crazed_twilight
have u every dreamt of being anything but urself i know i have and if u have dreamt of being anything but urself did it ever happen to me it did.this is my story
live it like it's ur's
i always thought i had every thing in the world but recently i'm having doubts.everything feels like my life isn't right anymore i do every thing i can to make it feel right once madami but it just seems wrong.
i finally met a guy i thought i loved but it turns out he's a douche bag guess u can't always have wat u want in life.
recently i've been having this funny feeling that someone is watching me i can feel...
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" Every human thinks different things are right and different things are wrong. Whether something is normal or not, it is still different for every person. Happiness is the same way -- everyone has their own definition of it. " ----Yuko Ichihara

"Believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see" ------ my grandfather

"No ghosts exist. You can see them, hear them, and touch them. But they do not exist. Which is why science dissmises them. But to claim they are a fabrication and do not exist because science ignores them is a mistake. Because ghosts are real." ----Natsuhiko Kyogoku

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posted by karpach_14
1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If you have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your mga kaibigan come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary mga kaibigan that you ask their opinion of everything.

7. After you have your bath, balutin a bath towel around you and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask you what you're doing, say "Wearing...
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posted by tdafan121
I've recently seen fights going on over anime (you know who you are!) and I don't like it. Everyone's entitled to their own opinions, but fighting is not and will never be the answer to anything. If us Fanpoppers can suck it up and stop fighting enough to end fanwars of all shapes and sizes, maybe then it wouldn't be hard for us, the kids of today, to become the peacemakers of tomorrow and end real wars sa pamamagitan ng talking it out. If the world would realize that fighting is never the answer to any question, comment, concern, or complaint, then maybe we could be peaceful. If peace can happen here on...
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posted by smileypop9
These artikulo are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part one.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.

I hate school. That's what I think of when someone says the work 'school'.
I see the point of it and all (education so we don't remain stupid), but teachers practically torture us.
I mean, we go to school 7 hours, 5 days a week, and when we finally get to the weekend, or a holiday, they give us 57364 assignments. Well geez, school! Give us a break!!
The teachers are really stupid at times.
How many times have you had conversations like...
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posted by invadercalliope
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see you again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Invader Calliope:I sinabi YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do you mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the ipakita today! BYE! I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
posted by AnimeFan66
(A funny fanfic writtin sa pamamagitan ng me. Hope ya'll enjoy it. :3)

"After school, I decided to take a long walk through the park. While I was walking, I ran into this large turtle. It appeared to be stuck on something so I helped it get into the river. Just when I put it in the water, it turned its head and bit my middle finger! It hurt so bad that I waved it around and complanied. The pagong looked at me and gave a slight grin- the little alsis thought it was all funny. After I stopped crying, I walked to it and saidm "You think you're smart enough to bite my finger? Than how about I kick your shell?"...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi everyone it's meeeeeee Invader Calliope!
Marry: uy lesly
Lesly: Whatever!
Marry: UMMM OK THEN......
Tay Tay: Dam da di do........
Marry: I wonder what's gottan into Lesly......
Tami: What type oh mood?
Sarah: The mood were you only respond saying "what ever"
Marry: Then i need to tell Lesly i'm sorry for not understanding her mood!
Marry: I'm on it!
1 oras LATER
Marry: I'm sorry Lesly I'm sorry! I should have been madami understanding!
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!
Story by: Invader Calliope *ok i'm going to stop saying the story sa pamamagitan ng thing because you know it's sa pamamagitan ng me*
posted by EllentheStrange
The smell of blood filled the air Elizabeth breathed.Anthony had cut himself again.Elizabeth started shaking and her eyes turned black.She needed the blood.
"Elizabeth,are you ok?It's just a cut,"Anthony said.She then ran out the door and into the susunod house.Elizabeth slowly crawled into a five taon old girl's bedroom.The girl slowly opened her eyes to Elizabeth.Elizabeth put a unan over her head.
"Hush little baby,don't make a sound.Hush little baby,don't make a move.This is going to hurt me madami than you,"Elizabeth sang quietly to the girl.She then climbed on tuktok of the girl and squeezed...
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To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's araw together. Emily had cooked a stupid hapunan and they ate on a log sa pamamagitan ng candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...
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posted by justinfangrrl
Ya' know how everybody thinks fairytales and magic aren't real? Well, I beleive in them!
I'm not talking about santa clause, tooth fairy and easter bunny kinda stuff... I mean like ghosts, mga kabayong may sungay and things of that sort.

Everybody in my family has seen SOMETHING. and don't call me crazy. =(

Why is it so inconceivable that these things can't exist? Why is it so hard to believe that a big hairy man walks around in the woods? It could be like a woodland ape!

What's wrong with thinking mga kabayong may sungay are real???! Who sinabi they have to have magical powers? It's pretty much just a beautiful horse...
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*****Things Guys think Girls should know*****

We’re not as big of perverts as you think we all are.

No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.

We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

Don’t argue with us when we call you beautiful.

Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with

Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. If you have cramps
and we ask you what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the buwan and
nothing more.

If you really liked us for us, you...
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I know some tanong about canada that non-canadians ask about Canada, i'm going to tell you the sagot

first, you can NOT see polar bears in the kalye and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.

second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile

Thats all i know but know you won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is pagbaba this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.

posted by aya3
the informations that u will be shocked sa pamamagitan ng hearing it...it is for all the science and information lovers....as me!!:P
1-do u know,that the eyes size stays the same size...but the nose and ears still grawing as long as the human lived?
2-the human is the only creature that sleeps on his back!!
3-do u know that the first owner of (malboro) company for sigarets died sa pamamagitan ng cancer in his lughn..!
4- do u know that,most of the dust in ur house is the dead skin of ur bodies...(ew)!!
5-the mansanas not the caffaeen ...is what makes u active for the morning 100 times madami than coffee.
6-all the poular bears uses...
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posted by jodith
Hi Guys!!!
ok..so i've wrote this mga tula maybe 2 Sec. ago!
i hate miley/selena/demi/jb and the jonas Brothers so much! so i grabbed a pin and paper and start Pagsulat and that what comes of me being bored!!! fans:sorry i just hate them and every one got his own opinion and thats mine!! haters: U ROCK!! lol

*Miley,Selena,Demi and JB!
They All suck in all the Different ways
Gosh,when they smile
My whole World goes Down
Till it touches the Ground
And the Jonas Brothers
Their Style is so over
as their lives will be,Hope-fu-lly
Thats so shame
For miley taking Slutty pix,in the Aged Fifteen
Selena,Demi they should get a Room
Talking about their friendship,that wont last for so long
And as for JB
Every time he's on the Screen
i start throwing up and my sister start to Scream
All he care,is about he's stupid hair
They All are Dumb,if only i had A GUN!
HOPE u liked it! and thx!! xD
posted by amethyst_14
Long ago, the moon lived on land, sa pamamagitan ng the baybayin with the sea, the one she loved. She loved him bec. he was the only one who had appreciated her not just sa pamamagitan ng her looks, and he was the only one, who had shown her her true beauty. Together, they would dance on the shoreline, back and forth, back and forth. And they lived happily ever after, or so they hoped for amidst them watching, was the sky. The sky loved the moon just as much as the sea, but not for the same reason. The sky tried his best to immitate the sea, even taking parts of it and making them into clouds to make beautiful patterns in...
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Well....here goes....

So i got up this morning, rolled out of bed, and had a shower. When I got out of the paliguan (1 oras later) i yelled at my mom three times, asking her if i could have pikelets for breakfast. She didn't hear me. Then i got ready for for school and walked to the car. I stared at the car door. I asked my mom if the door was locked. I tried to open the door. It opened. I smiled and got in. I looked at myself in the side mirror and wondered why i looked so weird-maybe i needed to brush my hair???. I turned on the radio. i shivered. i turned on the heater. my mom drove me to school....
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Mr.Mosby: I'm so glad zach is gone for my whole life!
Zach: Hi Mr.Mosby!
Mr.Mosby: *screams* what are you fdoing here!
Cody: he's getting held back!
Mr.Moasby: and you?
Cody: I'm just droping him off.
Mr.Mosby: Oh great!
Brianna: Rich girls coming through!
Mr.Mosby: Oh you must be the hetrick sisters!
Rochelle: yeah! now go find our maid!
Mr.Mosby: you don't have a maid.
Brianna: Then go get us one!
Mr.Mosby: you can't have a maid!
Rochelle: why not?
Zach: *wripers in Mr.Mosby's ear* Say that there too prety to have one.
Mr.Mosby: Your too prety to have one.
Brianna: oH well, that's great! Let's go Rochelle!...
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