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Make your own sentence (be honest though);

Step 1: Choose your buwan of birth...

January: I hate...
February: I ran naked with...
March: I need...
April: I shot...
May: I smoked weed with...
June: I killed...
July: I pissed on...
August: I fucked...
September: I got married with...
October: I stabbed...
November: I gave a blowjob to...
December: I took a crap on...

Step 2: Choose your birthday;

1: A monkey...
2: A prostitute...
3: A vacuum cleaner...
4: You...
5: Barney the dinosaur...
6: A dog...
7: Santa Clause...
8: A travesty...
9: A porn star...
10: A condom...
11: A bowl of cereal...
12: A jew...
13: A lesbian......
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Gemini.
Your element: Air
Your ruling planets: Mercury
Symbol: The Twins
Your stone: Aquamarine
Life Pursuit: To explore a little bit of everything.
Vibration: Intense mental energy
Gemini's Secret Desire: To be ahead of the crowd


Description:
In ancient Greek mythology, Gemini's ruler - Mercury, was the light-footed messenger of the gods who darted back and forth across the heavens delivering news - which might explain why those born under the sign of the 'Twins' are always on the move; thirsty for knowledge and new experiences. Terminally curious and sometimes even mischievous, Geminis are...
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posted by edwardcarlisle
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I saw a pick where it sinabi "What else should Fanpop have?" created sa pamamagitan ng breebree446. There was the option of "Unsubscribe Button". Actually this button exists, just have to follow some steps.

1. Go to your own bista sa tagiliran and go down to the "My Clubs" part.

2. Then click on the "more clubs >>" button.

3. Below each club there's an "unsuscribe" button.

4. Click on that button and

...

That's it!

Now you have the oportunity to unsuscribe a club, is really easy and like this you won't be a tagahanga any madami from any club!
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posted by meow_girl
*One night,Selena,Demi and Taylor were having a concert.And Miley was there for some reason.*

In the middle of true mga kaibigan Joe Jonas ran on stage,knocked the gitara player (Billy sinag Cyrus) off the stage,Breaking his leg.

Miley:That was my dad!You ass!

Joe:Yeah no one cares.Demi,Selena,Taylor I pag-ibig you all!

Miley:What about me?

Joe:What about you man whore?

Miley:I'm a girl!

Joe:That's not what your boyfriend said!

Miley:At least I'm not pregnant like you!

Joe:Those were just rumors!!!

Selena:Suuuuuure...

Joe:They were!

All:Riiiiiiiiiight......

Simon:I don't believe you!

Demi:Simon Cowell?What are you...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up sa pamamagitan ng pag-awit tabing-dagat Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I pag-ibig the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your puso beat
Is my paborito lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my tahanan though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with you even though
You can't hear...
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posted by patrisha727
I actually did 10 of these things, and I got banned from the store XD

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them...
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posted by whatsupbugs
I owe a lot of thanks to the wonderful people of this website. I've learned a lot from all of you and have changed a lot as a person.

I used to not value friendship that much. I was born with autism so I tried to avoid having friends. I was cool with being sa pamamagitan ng my own, but a former Fanpop member, named Harleenquinzel5 (Lola), became my first true friend on here. Her kindness and supportive nature made me care about friendship.

Since then, I've met several madami wonderful people who have become close mga kaibigan of mine.

Thank you my friends. Your messages, comments, props, images, etc. give me tons of sunshine and make me appreciate my life even more.

Thank you for giving me the magic of friendship. You're amazing mga kaibigan that make Fanpop a great place!
 Not all boys are visceral, but all are elegant and considerative in some way. - Featured: holly Wood Leading Man, Junior Garett Hedlund
Not all boys are visceral, but all are elegant and considerative in some way. - Featured: Holly Wood Leading Man, Junior Garett Hedlund
1.Only select of us boys will ever be sculpted.

2.You can pag-ibig any boy, as every boy can pag-ibig reciprocally.

3.There is a range of us boys; some of us face life incarceration, some of us like Ludwig Wittgenstein went about Aerodynamic Engineering, then Philosophy.

4.Any boy can "'go religion" if his soul is a bit chipped or broken.

5.We like girls that talk smooth, especially the girls who can tie if off with respect.

6.We will act like boys, if the circumstance requires us to only act as so.

7.We know that a relation between us will keep developing a relation.

8.We do not have our own house ready...
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posted by SilentForce
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a litrato anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the litsugas you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutos later, the Burger King in tanong was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed...
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because it makes u feel intellectually superior? because you associate it with education and think that the madami educated you are the better you are? because being educated automatically makes you an athority on whatever you wanna say? because when u don’t have a real argument it’s an easy way to get points?

here’s the thing

last time I had an account on this hellscape (before I was rly active on Twitter and stuff) I cared a looooooot about grammar like y’all do. I was totally a dick about it. but then I realized! It doesn’t fucking matter! someone can make a great point and not have...
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posted by aldrine2016
WARNING: Rated R. This fanfic has a few cursing and one sexual image. Read it at your own risk!!!



It was just a typical araw at Acme Looniversity. Buster Bunny and Plucky pato walked out of the Reverse Psychology class, taught sa pamamagitan ng their respective mentors Bugs and Daffy, along with Elmer Fudd.

Plucky, for some reason, had his bill twisted to the tuktok of his green head, since Bugs, Daffy and Elmer taught the class as sinabi before. He and Buster were instructed sa pamamagitan ng their mentors to perform the goddamn classic "Wabbit season, pato season" arguement and then Buster would say "Wabbit season" and Plucky...
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Note : All my fans are amazing! Dont be upset if you aren't here.You mean a lot so you all will be in a listahan of my Awsome fans.😍 pag-ibig ya.
Also, Numbers mean nothing.


1. Luthorlex/ SparkleFanBoy/ Mrbiskit/ Windrises.

He is an awesome fanpoper and has a true puso of gold.
He is my best fanpoper friend and described me as his best friend which is an honour. He deserves fans😎


2. Jessowey.

Ok, this girl is so cool and kind. She is a giving person and is as sweet as sugar. 🍭 Who doesn't pag-ibig her? Her kind comments and her wonderful posts mean so much, thanks Jessowey.

3.CrazyRuby.

Ok, she is so funny! A true friend who I pag-ibig talking to.
She can't fanpop much as she has school and I support her though all the mean bullies who hurt her. 🍎🍎🍎
CrazyRuby has a sweet personality which makes you pag-ibig her


Here are some other quick names : HarleySkywalker,
193611, DisneyPrince88

Thank you every fan. pag-ibig ya all. Xxx☆☆🍿
So for a long while now I've been into travel and wanderlust. For even longer, I have been obsessed with fictional characters. One araw I got to thinking about where my favorites might go if they lived in our world/time period.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)

For Regina I had a few thoughts. I think that she'd go somewhere romantic like France or Italy or possibly even Spain. In the end she strikes me as madami of an Italy type of woman. I feel like France would be too softly romantic for her if that makes sense. Personally I associate Italy with a madami passionately romantic vibe. I can see her...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Frank: A trailer?
Martha: What do we need a trailer for?
Sonic: Advertising.
Sean: Sonic is right. I want people to know about my operations.
Frank: What operations?
Guy: Our operations to defeat the N.V.A!
U.S Ponies: *Holding M16's with bayonets* Oorah!
Sean: No no, a different type of operation. Observe.

Song: link

Coming soon to this very club.


Sean: *Going 75 miles an oras with seven coaches*

Be sure to check out Trainz on the Thomas The Tank Engine club.

Victoria: *Double heading a freight train with...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, ipinapakita Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

Song (Start at 0:05): link

Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
...
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posted by Windrises
There are several high quality singers of both genders. My paborito female singer is Helen Edgeworth (Helen von Drama).

You're likely wondering who Helen Edgeworth is. She's a singer who has a account on YouTube. She sings songs from Studio Ghibli films. Since Studio Ghibli is my paborito animated films studio I'm a big tagahanga of Helen Edgeworth.

Helen Edgeworth does American versions of Japanese Studio Ghibli songs. She often writes her own versions of Studio Ghibli songs. Her lyrics are well written and good. Her version of The Wind Rises song is AMAZING. However the best thing about Helen Edegeworth is her voice. She has a eloquent and lovely sounding voice that you need to hear.

Helen Edgeworth currently has around 110 fans so please help her get madami fans. She's 1 of my paborito singers. Every Studio Ghibli tagahanga should check out her songs.
posted by FloraorStella
Here's a guide on what to do now that America is fucked up. Although, to be honest, it would be as fucked up if Clinton was POTUS, as well. Neither of the candidates were very good to start with, unfortunately. Anyway, here's what you should do.

1. Change Your Name to Jeff

So you can go, "My name's Jeff," if anyone asks for your name.

2. Go to a Drive-through

To relieve yourself of all the stress. Order a milkshake while you're at it.

3. Cuss Out Everyone on Twitter

How satisfying is this, tbh?

4. Write a fanfiction on Trump and Clinton Rated R

Someone should do it.

If anyone's seriously considering...
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Beauty and talent don't always go hand and hand, but Natalie Wood was a perfect example of both. When I last made my listahan of "Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived" I put Natalie at like number six or something...Boy, was I stupid! I've been watching some of her pelikula lately and I couldn't get over what a knock-out she was. She is definitely number one! She had such beautiful dark hair, big doe eyes, pretty lips, an adorable nose, a heavenly complexion, and a perfect body. I've been having her in my dreams lately...I've got a huge crush on her! The other night, I was dreaming about her and...
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