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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Cincinatti Ohio. Four men were in a black Suburban were driving towards a warehouse called M&M Metals International Inc. One of them was Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Looks to the man sitting in the back with him*
Narrator: Before joining the CIA, I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I didn't like the fact that it was corrupt, and decided to transfer. Some federal boys on the other hand, did not want me to transfer to the CIA. Once a buwan since my transfer, they've been sending me at least five E-mails, trying to make out deals to get me back.
Driver: *Stops the Suburban*...
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posted by deathding
HEY! What do you think you're doing!?

???: Excuse us, but the administrators of Fanpop have told us to lock you in here. But have no worries, for we have ibingiay you a fun task to work on while they want you trapped in here!

Oh yeah. Because solitary confinement is so much fun. >.<

???: They want you to jot down any and all thoughts that come open your mind. Let us know when you've gone insane! :)

*Door Slams*

That was the worst fuckin' prologue ever. 1/10 for character development, and 0/10 for kindness.

Well, since I have nothing else to do, here it goes. I suppose.

Wait a minute, I might be...
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So. I saw this movie once.

I can agree much of the pagganap is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..

The one thing that reached my attention when pagbaba the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..

But here's why that upsets me so much.

A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most popular girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck sa pamamagitan ng cyber bullying.
And you know what happened?
She killed herself!


My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!


Now you know why I was effected so strongly sa pamamagitan ng this movie..

And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
posted by ginny_potter_97
1.    Sell your old stuff at a garahe sale. You'll clean out your room and make a little cash at the same time.
2.    See one of those big blockbuster summer movies. Bonus points if it's in 3-D.
3.    Make a bird feeder and wait for someone to stop sa pamamagitan ng and check it out. (It'll probably be a bird.)
4.    Fill up some of your community service hours.
5.    Lay out sa pamamagitan ng the public pool (with plenty of sunscreen on, of course).
6.    Set up your sprinkler in the backyard (or the front...
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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off you aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so you aren't the one stressed on birth control , you do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minutos tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell you at what oras to be tahanan when you in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than tahanan as a teenager cause your parents...
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walang tiyak na layunin Things to Do Containing "act like"

Yell at your brother/sister untill they wake up and then act like nothing happened.

Video tape you and your mga kaibigan pretending to act like each other!

Walk up to a walang tiyak na layunin person you don't know and ask them for their autograph, act like they're a celeb.

Act like little kids in Wal-Mart with one of your mga kaibigan being your mother/father.

Talk to someone you don't know and act like they killed your dog.

Go up to a friend and act like you are some one stupid.

Buy a party hat and put it on your head then act like a unicorn.

Act like someone you don't like...
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Really puso touching....... .A Must Read sa pamamagitan ng all...

I was walking around in a Big Bazar store making shopping, when I saw
a Cashier talking to a boy couldn't have been madami than 5 or 6 years

TheCashier said,'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy
this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked:''Uncle, are
you sure I don't have enough money?''

I counted his cash and replied:''You know that you don't have enough
money to buy the doll, my dear.''The little boy was still holding the
doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give
this doll to.'It's...
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-Russia's coastline is 23 000 miles (37 015 kilometers for those who use kilometers), if you stretched out all of your blood vessels, it would be 93 00 miles (1 496 69 kilometers)

-In Iceland your last name is your fathers first name and son or duter added to the end. Leif Erikson? Leif Erik's son

-The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial

-In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator

-Karaoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese

-Rhode Island is the smallest state; yet it has...
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posted by R33n33sm3
I found this on the net:

During a thunderstorm ...

Beth: uy Ben! Sup?
Ben: Uhhh ... nothing much about to go to a party ... haha you?
Beth: Haha nice ... uhhh just staying in for the night.
Ben: I have this huge favor to ask you ...
Beth: Yeah ... what?
Ben: Can you please come over and watch my brother for me? I won't be able to go if no one watches him.
Beth: Ughh ... well ....
Ben: Please Beth!
Beth: *Sighs* Alright. I'll be over in a few minutes.

A few minutos later, Beth arrives at Ben's house.

Ben: Hey, thanks so much!
beth: Hehe. No problem. sa pamamagitan ng the way, you look really nice.
Ben: Thanks! Anyways,...
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Stand on tuktok of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the tuktok of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...
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Hide in the trunk of your neighbor's car and see where it takes you.

Tell passing cars "Hey, your wheels are rolling." (Be suprised when people stop to look.).

Yell walang tiyak na layunin things out of your car window at walang tiyak na layunin people mcdonalds drive thru line.

Our teacher fancy miss carrutherssss and wnats to petsa her.

Go up to a car stopped at a stop light, and tell them "Turn right at susunod left!".

Pretent to swim down your street. if anyone looks at you wierdly tell them your car broke down.

Get fake blood put it on lay in the midle of a road car comes yell I like potatoes.

Go to your local department store and...
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Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have you ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man susunod to me!
I puked on the last person who flew susunod to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would you look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator....
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You know what I hate? When you hold the door open for some walang tiyak na layunin fucker you've never even met in your life and they just walk on sa pamamagitan ng without saying thank you or even acknowledging your god damn presence. Why this irks me so much I dunno. But it just does.

It's kinda like, well, this is what I always wanna say to them but don't:

Um, excuse me, who the hell do you think you are? Do you not see me opening this door for you, wasting segundos of my life for some walang tiyak na layunin dude I've never ever met? It's not gonna kill you to say thanks, it's not gonna shorten your life sa pamamagitan ng even a jiffy and yes that's an...
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1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go tahanan and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted sa pamamagitan ng aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late you are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me pasulong to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...
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posted by CatAlicerox14
1. find cereal boxes with prizes in them and open the box and stuff the toys in your pockets and hand bag or what ever you can stuff.if caught simply say "these have been recalled as kids are prone to sneezing"
2. Follow the stock person in the vegtables and prutas aisles and ask every minuto "watcha doing?"
3. Ask the stock person as he put one item in "is that ripe? or rotten?"
4.if they have a toy aisle open toys (no matter what age you are) and play with them (if squirt gun go to bathroom and fill it up with water and squirt people)
5.go inside the bathroom and sing everytime someone comes in....
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posted by RulerL0rd
Ghetto Names

Mostly popular with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming madami common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us sa pamamagitan ng our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...
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posted by karpach_14
Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone you love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard or hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as you open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 minutos or so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring or your nails on the blackboard susunod time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. susunod konsiyerto you go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...
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sa pamamagitan ng request; the male version of my tuktok villain list. As it would turn out, I do in fact also pag-ibig me a good male antagonist. I know, shocking right?

Honorable Mention: Kronk (Emperor's New Groove). This guy is freaking hilarious. I can't not like him. He and Yzma made the entire movie worth watching!
That whole "Right the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specifically for Kuzco. Kuzco's poison" quote killed me! Best quote ever.

10. The Joker (Batman): Once again, not gonna lie, I don't watch much Batman. I'm not big on superheros. But I am intrigued sa pamamagitan ng the Joker. He's like the...
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The kingdom of God is inside you, and all around you, not in a mansion of wood and stone. split a piece of wood and God is there. Lift a stone and you will find God.

‘Angel or beast along with powerful forces. The Wild Ones appear,’ a young girl named Eve Black wrote in her notebook. She continued for awhile, finishing with ‘an army large enough to destroy the mass of the matriarch.
Her journal was full of a story she had been Pagsulat about The Wild Ones and The Legion of the Black. She hurried to school. She waved to a few mga kaibigan and went to her first class- history. She sat down and...
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uy this is the 5th episode of Nick Reviews! This is a very special review, as I shall review the most evil company...Video Brinquedo! Why is it evil? Takes plagiarizes every good kids movie! Here are some examples.

Offender #1: Gladiformers.

Do I even need to explain this one? It's a trasnpormer knock off that doesn't come from the Dollar Tree/Store.


Offender #2: Ratatoing

This movie rips off Ratatouille, a Pixar film. It pretty much has the worst animation, a terrible plot, and the voices are terrible.

Offender #3: Little and Big Monsters

Oh gosh, this rips off Monsters vs Aliens. The monsters...
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