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1: You cant have a little meat on your Buto without being called "fat".
2: Boys cant be handsome unless they have "Abs".
3: The only acceptable size in clothes is "0/xs"
4: No one cares how much of a great person you are if your not "Hot" no one will like you.
5: No one cares about inner beauty anymore.
6:If you have pimples your intently called "dirty" or people say you don't wash well enough.
7: You have to be popular to be liked.
8:Electronics are far madami important then reading/writing/playing with friends/spending time with family.
9:You MUST be mga litrato hoped to be "perfect ".
10: If your smart your a "nerd".
11: you cant pag-ibig yourself unless people pag-ibig you.

Isent this just sad? ......I hope you all know all of these are toro SHIT !!!!. Don't let the "media" get to you. We all have beauty in us no matter what!.
Not immediatly begin bf/gf. I wanna go back to the generation when a guy had to get permission from the girl’s parents to ask her out. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would physically call her and talk to her, not text. I wanna go back to the generation where your first halik would be with someone you’ve been da
ting for months, not hookup with a guy you meet in a club. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would give you his varsity jacket. I wanna go back to the generation where a girl can get any guy just sa pamamagitan ng wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and a pair of sneakers. I wanna...
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1.His cell phone number (picture this you are on a petsa with him and she calls to ask wat time will she be home)

2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)

3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to halik and she freaks out)

4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)

5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and you turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY...
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My friend posted these on her bebo page a while nakaraan so I thought I'd share them with you :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the...
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posted by koalagirl9
uy babe sittin there
You dont see my sitting behind your chair
Im staring a at you and you butt
and on the back of your leg there is a cut
you got it shaving in the paliguan
i watched you threw the window for madami then a hour
i saw you fighting with your mom
about your newest stepdad Tom.
Now you saw me just my hat.
Now you hit me with a bat.
Ow is all that i can say.
But i still stalk you anyway.
I see you with your boyfriend.
But does he know it is the end.
I stab his back with a knife.
Now you both are screaming for your life.
And just cuz i feel like it and that is true.
I take out i kutsilyo and stab you to.
Now that i've stalked her today.
Im coming for you so run away.
posted by Princess_seki
    You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in pag-ibig with me.

Do you believe in pag-ibig at first sight, or should I walk sa pamamagitan ng again?    

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.    

It's a good thing that I have my aklatan card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!    

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.    

If I received a nickel...
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There was a boy called Jake who always got teased at school he got because he was different one araw he he cme back to school it looked like a normal araw but while everyone walked around Jake acted himself like every normal araw but when the kampanilya rang for clas he got a 44 apoy arm he shot lot's of the kids teacher too so you let that be a lesson for you if you had not teased him he would have been fine who knows you could have even saved his life.

Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.
posted by SymmaGirl2
Just a couple of song titles. I'll add "in my pants" to the end of each one to keep it interesting! XD Here goes~!
Cool Edition...in my pants.
Just Dance...in my pants.
Mr. Wonderful...in my pants.
Alcohol...in my pants.
Let's Boil Hot Water...in my pants.
Firetruck...in my pants.
Thriller...in my pants.
I Like Hamburgers...in my pants.
Go Google It...in my pants.
Ten Faced...in my pants.
Parallel Days...in my pants.
Little tambulero Boy...in my pants.
Secret Princes...in my pants.
Moonlit Marionette...in my pants.
Meltdown...in my pants.
Prison...in my pants.
Labyrinth Butterfly...in my pants.
Beside Me...in...
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I got this off an e-mail from a friend, so this is not mine and I take no claim in it. Please don't do these things in real life, it's just for fun and a good laugh. And if you do do these things (number 4 fo example), than I'm sorry but you're really dumb.



6 Ways On How To Deal With pating Attacks:

More than 99% of pating attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if you are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.

Make sure that there...
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posted by God_of_the_Dead
So, this isn't a guide on how to cure depression. As they say, if you can't produce your own neurotransmitters, store bought is fine. If you need medication and a therapist, there is no shame in that. Some of these might help, though, so give them a try.

Every few months or so, just sit down, relax, light some incense, and clear your mind. Comfortable?? Good, now take a pen (fountain pens work best) and write down all of the things you are grateful for. the world is wonderful and full of all kinds of happy things. Maybe you're grateful for your parents, maybe you have a toy you like. Maybe...
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posted by gossipgirlxoxo
1. Steal Edwards ipod and fill it with nothing but Rap and fill Emmetts with classical.

2.Pay a couple of guys to say 'ew' at Rosalie.

3.Tell Rosalie that Alice is pregnant.

4.Fill Edwards closet with nothing but Team Jacob shirts.

5.Break all the mirrors in Rosalies room, tell her that her face did it.

6.Call Jasper 'chill pill'.

7.Sell Edwards piano.

8.Get all the Cullen's stuff out of their rooms and then throw it over the line.

9.Smash Edwards CD's and then say there was a spider.

10.Pretend that you can see the future and that you can read minds, when Edward or Alice say that they can laugh at them.

11.Call Edward a stalker.

12.Tell Bella that Edward is going to leave.....then say just kidding.

13.Read Twilight infront of them...and hate it.
posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will you marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no madami mani butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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 Image by: crystalfalls on deviantart
Image by: crystalfalls on deviantart
I keep ranting and raving about how great Symphonic Metal and Folk Metal are so I may as well make an artikulo on them. I mean everyone likes new music right? Or maybe you already like Symphonic Metal and Folk Metal and just want to read madami about it. Either which way, I present to you an artikulo about Symphonic and Folk Metal.

What is Symphonic Metal?

Well, naturally it is one of the many raindrops under the metal umbrella. It combines elements of classical music with orchestral music, Gothic music, opera, and of course metal music. Sometimes it can actually include the folk/Celtic elements....
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posted by ivoryphills
I am a teenage girl.
The world I was brought to when I had hit the big "1-3" are supposed to be the best years of my life, right? Why am I fed this lie? Everywhere I turn, there is nothing but torture and conflict with no solution. I am expected to be a kid- do your chores, mind your authority- and yet, I have to be an adult- care for your younger siblings, finish this task sa pamamagitan ng Friday. Why must I obey like a child without all of the benefits of a childhood, and why must I take my responsibilities like an adult without all of the freedom like an adult? Worse yet, as I am a teenage girl/woman/whatever...
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posted by Insane4ever
1.the power to turn invisible when no ones looking
2.power to see through opened doors
3.power to give someone a orgasm sa pamamagitan ng looking at em
4.power to turn into a bug but not turn back
5.power to teleport 1 inch
6.power to open unlocked doors with your mind
7.power to run into walls out of control
8.power to remove your brain but not put it back
9.power to crap chairs
10.power to say things twice
11.power to talk backwords
12.power to make wrong sagot on tanong n tests
13.power to see a brick infront of your face when there is none
14.power to laugh at a banana
15.power to make a monkey pee on you

thank you for reading....there will be more....i did not think of most of these....i sinabi all i wanted now bye n hope u get this powers.....

P.s. Could you tagahanga this if u like it...theres a green button somewhere near the begining please i need at least one of my artikulo to be somewhere at the top.....thanks anyway u tagahanga it or not
This prank doesn't need anything but a friend who understands dirty jokes and yourself.

You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...

By this point you need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.

You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit you in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...

The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!

posted by happygirl22
Hi! Today i'm going to tell you facts about strawberries. I hope you find these very interesting. Well,lets get started!!!!! :D

Did you know?

There is a legend that strawberries were named in the nineteenth-century sa pamamagitan ng English children who picked the fruit, strung them on damo straws and sold them as "Straws of berries". Another theory is the name was derived from the nineteenth-century practice (ands still today, although most farms use raised beds, enclosed in plastic) of placing straw around the growing berry plants to protect the ripening fruit. But the most widely held view is that the...
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Ok I noticed a lot of artikulo about things guys should know about girls. Well half that stuff would make tomboys/skaters like me manuntok themselves. Well here's some walang tiyak na layunin useful stuff
1) do not ever call us "cute" names in front of our friends. Like calling us babe or something is ok, but think about what we can't call you sa pamamagitan ng your friends.

2) if we're your best mga kaibigan and you go out with a hyper girly girl, we only pretend to be happy for you.

3) if you go out with another tomboy or skater or emo, there's a good chance we are happy for you, but we secretly want you madami than you know.

4) we don't...
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posted by canal
 Dave x John
Dave x John
~A/N~ I realized what I’ve done to mituna and I was really sad for a while. But that will be cleared up. Now enjoy your asses off.

(John’s POV)

“He kissed you?!” Jade blurted out flailing hers arms around. I nodded my cheeks growing warm. Jade was laughing so hard she fell off her chair. “Are you okay?!” I asked loudly helping her off the ground. “Yeah” She sinabi a single tear held in her eye. “Sometime you can be a real…clutz” I shook my head my hands gripping tightly to her arms. “John..” She trailed off. “Yes Jade?” I asked looking up at her, even she was taller...
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I took this from a friend who took it from someone else who most likely took it from someone else and so on. XD, I thought a little listahan of phobias would be fun.

x = Somewhat
xx = Greater
xxx = Huge enormous crippling OMG! fear

[x] Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
[ ] Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
[ ] Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
[ ] Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds.
[ ] Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
[x] Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
[ ] Androphobia - Fear of men.
[ ] Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking.
[ ] Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
[ ] Anthropophobia...
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