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posted by LocalArtistist
Again Disney has wrapped its magical fairy hands around this tale making it two movies, when in reality this tale is quite short.

There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her sandalyas falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.

(Have yet to find how she dies.)
Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If you were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was susunod to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put kendi in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
kendi Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i pag-ibig these!),a lot madami too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!

BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
posted by adaug
I got this joke from a "Weekend Shopper"ad paper

Mrs.Smith saw one of her students making faces at other kids.She walked over there and said"Billy,
When I make a face,my teacher always sinabi it would
stay that way."she said"Well Mrs Smith.You can't say
you weren't warned!"Billy replied


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LOL!
XD
XP
=D
=P
:)
*SMILEY FACES!*
posted by samuraibond005
2
I never really had a life as a kid, I was brought up to lead and to fight, I was never allowed to play with little toy trains or dolls. I learned to shoot with a large combat riple rather than a bb gun, I learned swordsmanship with a live blade, not a wooden one, or even a stick when I was really young.
As a result of my lack of childhood and my desire to get it back, I met a young boy sa pamamagitan ng the name of Jitsa, he was 8, he loved going out in the woods and hunting with his bb gun, he loved going tahanan afterwards and playing with his little electric trains. I would play with him, though I brought...
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OK, this artikulo is going to be in the point of view of many different characters. Before it begins in their point of view it will have their names.
BELLA
Edward wasn't a school today, too sunny, I'm guessing. The Cullens are probably out hunting. Charlie had sinabi that where the Cullens "hike" is filled with bears. I'm pretty sure that they are hunting somewhere else today, so I would like to see how it looks up there. I pulled on some hiking boots and got in my truck.
Eventually I reached the place. I was standing on the side of a small cliff. I found a few madala prints, and started to wander...
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posted by ilovetowrite
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there's something
steals your puso and mine
that's not fine
it steals your smile
and takes you away for mile
breaks your dream away
why does it just leave you away
apart from you way
what can i say
is pray ,pray
do what you pag-ibig for sure
it will come closer madami and madami
it doesn't let you look for
what you are searching for
i sinabi again what do you want to do
and say hoo ,hooo
bordem go away
bordem go away
fight a lot they
you should stay and
say say say say
bordem go away
bordem go away
bordem go away
posted by ShiningsTar542
1
Yo guys! These sweets look good enough to eat, but don't be fooled!! :D

Why not??! :(
Because they are not sweets at all, but soaps! Look a little closer:

The ice creams are blueberry, pakwan and seresa flavor!

The cookies that look like they are are made of toffee and strawberry, really smell like these delicious foods!

Doughnuts? They are just like the ones you can buy at the store, in size and shape. Of course, you can't eat them, but they do smell like chocolate!

How about one of the muffins, which smell like pear, mansanas and vanilla?

The last doughnut would be perfect for a guy like Homer Simpson. He wouldn't mind that it's just soap!

These soaps would make for a really fun gift or the perfect pagpaparangal in a practical joke. Here's the website if you wan to buy a couple of them: link

LOL! xD

source: mundochica
posted by smileypop9
Something I did for fun cos I was bored...just getting my thoughts out lol! This is part 4. :DDDDDDDDD
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TV ads. I hate 'em. I mean, except for the dancing mga sanggol one.
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Doesn't it annoy you when you're watching your fave ipakita on telly, someone is about to die or something equally exciting to watch, when everything stops and an Aquafresh advert pops up. Mm. Aquafresh. Great. You know, just what I came to watch on TV. A freakin' lady brush her teeth and smile into her mirror. Your teeth are still yellow, woman.
...

Or those annoying My Little parang buriko adverts. Who the hell would...
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posted by invadercalliope
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Hi everyone it's me Invader Calliope!
0% Innocent
█ 10% Mental
██ 20% Friendly
███ 30% Evil
████ 40% Invader
█████ 50% Bloody
██████ 60% Emo
███████ 70% Sneaky
████████ 80% Heart
█████████ 90% Killer
██████████100% Fearfull
I hope you are having a wonderful monday!
I like hobos!
I pag-ibig INVADER ZIM!
YAY!
Time for awsome faces:
:D
D:
O.O
DX
So i am going to tell you a story once apon a time the end!
The End!
posted by Insane4ever
5
So,this is my first of maybe many artikulo that make no sence,you will go like wtf is this,or somthing

so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......

Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i sinabi astronouts how do you think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first toro in puwang was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good mga kaibigan Collin Mc Moo,Milky tsokolate and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents toro Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.






Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank you for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you
Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and sumali us!
Allex: Ok. What are you doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
posted by moodystuff449
Chapter 6:

An Old Enemy, a New Ally

Though Ashtaroth and I went back and forth on for quite a while, I finally gave in to going to sleep and continuing in the morning. It would have been nearly pitch black if I couldn't see in the dark. I sat with my back against the brick pader of the alley staring up at the stars. The milky white outline of the Moon stood out completely against the murky ink-black sky. It was a thin crescent moon, as thin as thread. I was up so late that I had actually watched the moon as it traveled across the sky. The air was cold and crisp and every time you breathed frost...
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posted by aitypw
A young relationship can never last long,
To get through some days, you must be strong.
Should have listened to the words my mga kaibigan gave me,
Too late,puppy pag-ibig got a grip of my puso and raped me.
I still like him and wish it would get through,
I screwed, so what, whatcha gonna do.
You know what they say, opposites attract,
Too bad with same minds no time to react.
Too much in common with too little time,
Sitting here wishing you'd still be mine.
If I'd have waited just a little bit longer,
The relationship would grow, friendship be stronger.
Never realize the precious time that pag-ibig takes,
Cause the...
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As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's araw time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get tahanan so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it tahanan in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...
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Way 1: when they copy your songs u just played, play something that they cant play, like wipeout

Way 2: when someone from the other band is going to sit down, tell the trombon to play a deep note then tell the a trumpet player to play a high note as the other person sits down then scream, "Somebody farted!!!"

Way 3: When one of them is nearby, throw something sticky or disgusting, like melted tsokolate or a beetle that u just happened to catch in your hand or went inside your uniform

Way 4: Do something stupid thatll make them forget that they hav to play The bituin Spangled Banner.

Way 5: Say...
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Nobody believes in the end of the world
A sadistic melody thunders through the air
Darkness was born, Darkness haunts, and Darkness rules
Fill this world rampant with despair with an insane love

Before time began,
there was the All spark
Like all great power,
someone wanted it for good,
others for evil.
And so began the war.

PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Now is the time to resurrect, a bloody desire called sin
PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Grasp eternal life with those hands

Nobody notices the darkness in hearts
Nobody can hear the screams from the heart
Covered in lies, controlling lies, and lies are allowed
Fill this...
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I know a lot of people hate/dislike characters from a lot of things. Tv shows,anime,video games and so on. But! If there is one reason that they use that annoys me is the fact that they "get in the way" of a certain couple or pairing. (Crackshipping or Fanon pairing are included in this.)

You DO NOT hate a character or anyone in real life for "getting in the way" of people YOU want to get together. It's annoying and quite frankly mean.

For example,Juvia from Fairy Tail gets hated on for a couple of reasons. One of them being that she gets in the way of GRAYLU. Here's the thing. GrayLu isn't...
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Am sure you all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people sa pamamagitan ng where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out bidyo about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that sa pamamagitan ng just looking at the title, you know it was made sa pamamagitan ng someone who lacks a soul. here is the pamagat of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when you think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...
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posted by 101trx
Here's another one of my true funny stories that happened almost 3 yrs nakaraan that also involves me, my sis and my aunt and uncle's house again. But our cousin josh was there too so he's part of it.
Here's what happened. It's pretty funny cause I'll never forget it :):

11/21/09-
It was a snowy araw back at auntie and dan's house. Our cousin josh was passed out sleeping on the sopa so beth came up with an idea on how to scare him.
We both went into the kusina and filled a pot up with water. This was our prank. After, we carried it back inside with us giggling until we were beside josh with the pot...
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“Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make...
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