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posted by Tamar20

Abounding times in your life you will meet mean or rude people that you dislike, but you'll still have to pretend to like them anyway. This artikulo will teach you all about how to deal with them.

1)Look right at them say their name and ask them politely to stop. Keep repeating until their attitude changes or they stop. Example "Mike, please stop", or you can say, "That's not appreciated, please cut that out." Don't keep increasing aggressiveness until the balance of power is equalized, it just will make things worse.
2)Don't try to be better than them, it will make the situation worse. If they...

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Billionaire (Travie McCoy and Bruno Mars) Parody =D

posted by cute20k

***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here you go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet you didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...

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Why I Think Bullies and Mean Girls Act the Way They Do

posted by madisonsavanna

One araw a group of girls were having fun and being crazy, laughing and talking to each other in funny voices, careless of what the other kids at school thought of them. A girl walked up to them and told them they were all pathetic losers, giving each of the girls a different insult. She then walked away with her head held high. All the girls looked at each other and burst into laughter. The mean girl turned around and asked
“Why are you laughing? I just insulted all of you losers”
“Well, we just find it hilariously pathetic how you feel you have to take the time to make fun of us. You obviously...

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tonight,my daddy......

posted by j-bfan7

My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All araw long.

When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar

I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.

I try...

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walang tiyak na layunin FACTS that will leave you (not) Dazed

posted by Dimka_Roza4eva

1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A daga survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for Aso are sold in Tokyo

6. A dolpin sleeps with one eye open

7. A buwaya can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast music makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs madami than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...

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20 walang tiyak na layunin ways to eat oreos

posted by starwarsfangirl

These are just walang tiyak na layunin ways to eat my paborito cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with presa milk
5. frozen
6. nagyelo with milk
7. nagyelo with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in nagyelo yogurt
11. in nagyelo yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with mani butter
14. nagyelo with mani butter
15. nagyelo with 7up
16. with mani mantikilya and 7up
17. with seresa 7up
18. nagyelo with seresa 7up
19. nagyelo with mani mantikilya and seresa 7up
20. sa pamamagitan ng itself

If you try any of these and like it, please write a comment and tell me which one(s) you tried. :)

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Five Ways To Die (or get severly injured) From A limon

posted by amethyst44

Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if you think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A limon is lying on the tuktok step, and you are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. segundos later you land on your ass, and susunod you are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A limon is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the limon that was created sa pamamagitan ng your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the limon into her...

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Entertaing yourself in one quick paragraph

posted by skipperluvs

I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if you ever, one araw decide to call me that. If you think I'm insane, run away, because you are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too You a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. You think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .

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A vey walang tiyak na layunin and very Funny story called "Druckies"

posted by TOTALIzzyluver

Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two mga kaibigan riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a parang buriko with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red soro is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...

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strange but cool facts-2

posted by shiriny

-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your puso stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A suso can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only mga hayop that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders madami than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...

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Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall

posted by BellaCullen96

Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the music store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos or rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...

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Ways to Torture the pizza Guy

posted by BellaCullen96

Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their tanong with questions.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...

Don on "All-Stars" and "Pahkitew Island"

posted by GroovyAhma2010

What if Don got madami "Total Drama" seasons than expected. Even though "Total Drama" was going to have three seasons worth of 78 episodes, little did Don know was that he was greenlit for a fourth season known as "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island". The season featured 13 new contestants.

Don gets arrested for hosting the season on a contaminated island. A taon has passed by, and Don is chosen sa pamamagitan ng the producers to host "Total Drama: All-Stars". During his prison sentence, Don does not go crazy and host a fake season, even to the point where he replaces Chef palataw with a cashew. Instead, Don...

Summon Satan to Solve the Case - SMT Raidou Kuzunoha Vs. The Soulless Army (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

So the Shin Megami Tensei franchise is a pretty well known series of games. And I’m not just saying that because it’s really Persona that people care about and Shin Megami Tensei has flown under the radar completely, no I’m not bitter, you’re bitter. Shut up. But this is not about me gushing over how great SMT Nocturne is. There are some people who don’t know about it, or absolute heathens, some of them known as sundaes that are of the plastic variety, that say it’s just bad, which is fine, one is entitled to their opinion no matter how wrong they are. Regardless, Nocturne was a...

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NikPiks - Ready Player One is Bad and Spielberg Should Feel Bad

posted by Windwakerguy430

I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg

In the kamakailan years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad Pagsulat behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and sumali the ranks of washed up directors like...

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5 Random, but Important Lessons From 60s Batman

posted by mrcodegeass

The 1966 Batman live action is known for how goofy it is. Despite how campy the ipakita was it had lots of genuine puso and great lessons.

1. Women can be crime fighters.

During the 1960s women were still not treated with proper respect. Thankfully the show's wonderful creator, William Dozier, helped things out sa pamamagitan ng adding a female crime fighter to the show's third season: Batgirl. A lot of the show's female characters were easily tricked sidekicks to the male bad guys. The female sidekicks were a parody of what unfair men thought of women back in the past. Batgirl came along in the show's third...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards sa pamamagitan ng an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

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My tuktok 10 LEAST paborito Celebrites

posted by Coffeeuser

I've really been looking pasulong to doing this list. These are the celebrites that I absolutely HATE! This this case, number one is the WORST. I apologize if for some reason you like one of these creeps. Just keep in mind that this is just my personal opinion. Please tell me what you think.

10. Kevin James. A stupid troll who betrates the little people.

9. Tobey Maguire. Treats fans like garbage.

8. Will Ferrell. Treats fans like garbage.

7. Jerry Lewis. Everything about him is ugly, especially his personality.

6. William Shatner. Nothing but an ugly fat pig.

5. Charlie Chaplin. Treated women like garbage and probably his fans as well.

4. Chris Brown. Rihanna anyone?

3. Sean Penn. Madonna anyone?

2. Roddy McDowall. Ugh, how I loathe this creature.

1. Justin Bieber. I don't need to explain this do I?

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WayUp: Jobs and Internships for College Students and kamakailan Grads

posted by KotokoAihara

Liz Wessel and J.J. Fliegelman, Co-Founders of WayUp

Hi! I work for a company called WayUp; an online site where college students can apply for jobs and internships. Before I started working for WayUp, I had created an account on WayUp to apply for jobs (one of which was a job for WayUp). What I really like about WayUp is the layout of the website as well as the variety of jobs available. What I especially like about many of the jobs is that you can work on online or on your college campus. When I say working on campus, I don't mean that you are employed sa pamamagitan ng your college. What I mean is that you will be a representative of a company on your campus...

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Last Friday - katakut-takot na pasta

posted by slenderman777

I heard about a place out here were i live,its on one of the back roads of the alaskan forests in one of these valleys,they say that if you drive down this road on a araw were the sun is shining so brightly,as to make everything appear black and white,then you might come across a girl,walking along the side of the road.she is sinabi to be easy to recognize cause if its summer or winter, shes always wearing a heavy wool overcoat with over sized headphones like those big skullcandy headphones you can find in the stores. according to the story,if you drive up along side her and roll down the window...