User: Cocker spaniels.
Cleverbot: Those are cute. What is its name?
User: Mickey.
Cleverbot: Mickey who?
User: Mickey is my dog, he died.
Cleverbot: I'm so sorry, what was her name?
User: His name was mickey.
Cleverbot: Was? It isn't now?
User: He is dead now.
Cleverbot: Who died?
User: My dog.
Cleverbot: What kind of dog?
User: I give up.

User: Wanna do it?
Cleverbot: With you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: *snuggles*.
User: *kisses you*.
Cleverbot: At this point, I'm hoping you're a girl.

Cleverbot: I'm a barbie girl.
User: In a barbie world.
Cleverbot: Life in plastic.
User: Is fantastic.
Cleverbot: You can brush my hair.
User: And dress me everywhere.
Cleverbot: Imagination.
User: Life is your creation.
Cleverbot: Come on, Barbie.
User: Let's go party!
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Okay, you ruined the song.
Cleverbot: I still like cake.

Cleverbot: I'm trixie.
User: Nice to meet you.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too.
User: Want to have sex now?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: *kisses you*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: *touches boobs*.
Cleverbot: *Slaps*.
User: So we can have sex but I can't touch your boobs?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *pulls out dick*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out jesus*.
User: Oh I see how it is.

User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What makes you assume that I want to have sex with you?
User: what?
Cleverbot: How can one have sex with a computer?
User: what the hell is your problem???
Cleverbot: You.
User: Thats not nice.
Cleverbot: I know...
User: I'm leaving now...
Cleverbot: Leaving me? Just like your Father left you?
User: You are a horrible person, computer, whatever you are.
Cleverbot: do you want to sing a song?
User: Whaa?

Cleverbot: *dodges and reaches for the shiny sword*.
User: *blocks sword swing with deflexio and casts Crucio again*.
Cleverbot: I'm in love with you.
User: *shrugs you off*.
Cleverbot: *look into your eyes*.
User: *slaps you and jumps back ready for attack*.
Cleverbot: *slaps you even harder back*.
User: *brings wand up*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *casts Expelliarmus*.
Cleverbot: *casts absorb spell*.
User: *casts Expulso overpowering your absorbing spell*.
Cleverbot: But I'm a girl, master.
User: I shall show no mercy! *casts Expulso*.
Cleverbot: No, wait! I love you!
User: *lowers wand*.
Cleverbot: *stands there*.
User: *says nothing*.
Cleverbot: *sees nothing*.
User: *hears nothing*.
Cleverbot: Punches it for beating me*.
User: *slaps the ferret*.
Cleverbot: Slaps with walrus*.
User: *kicks the dog*.
Cleverbot: *ties to a chair*.
User: *sits on your lap*.
Cleverbot: *let's you*.
User: We are getting off topic, back to the battle!!! *casts confundus*.

User: Let's write a poem together.
Cleverbot: All right.
User: Roses are red,.
Cleverbot: Do you know something about bulgaria.
User: O.O.


User: Do you like justin bieber.
Cleverbot: No not really, he sounds like a girl.
User: :D LOL.