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Haha, Some Funny Things To Do While Class Is Going On.. :D


1) Bring some books to class and read them instead of paying attention or doing any work.

2) Walk around class begging for spare change.

3) Chew on your arm until someone notices.

4) Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back.

5) After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"

6) Lick yourself clean like a cat does.

7) After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style.

8) Sing your questions...
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Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If you consider it a sport to gather your pagkain sa pamamagitan ng drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all araw hoping that the pagkain will swim by, you might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each taon because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy reyna is closed from November through April, you might live in Michigan .

If you instinctively walk like a ibong dagat for five months out of the year, you might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...
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This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare

The words of truth are always paradoxical.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures.
The madami he gives to others, the madami he has for his own.
- Lao Tzu

Nothing is softer or madami flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.
- Lao Tzu

Silence is a pinagmulan of great strength.
- Lao Tzu

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is whatever you ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

The cave you...
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posted by Cantwait4book5
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you sinabi the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, mga kabayong may sungay

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because Bampira are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make...
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In the never-ending "Twilight" battle between Team Edward and Team Jacob, we have the results: The vampire -- and the man who plays him -- claims the buzz. Sure, there's been a lot of tough talk about the lobo boy -- aka Jacob Black, aka Taylor Lautner -- wooing affections away from his glittering rival. But, as a brooding Bella knows, it takes a lot to shake one's loyalty to Edward Cullen -- aka Robert Pattinson.

Not that there hasn't been a time when many have strayed: Jacob Black (and Lautner himself) wrangled madami searches on Yahoo! than Edward Cullen (and Pattinson) for about three weeks...
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Well, I opened up my mailbox the other araw and pulled out a letter adressed to me from some...person named "Kether Smith". And first thing I thought was "Kether.... that's a weird name!" but I opened up the letter anyway hoping that this "Kether" was a secret admierer or something sending me some money, but insted, the letter sinabi (word for word! I'm typing this strait out of the letter!)

    I know that you’ll want to come looking for me, but don’t. I’m not worth it. You remember that kuwintas I gave you? That holds some of my power within it, so it’s okay...
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Stand on tuktok of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the tuktok of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...
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posted by invadercalliope
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? You know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let you go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are you enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling you how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
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