Cyanide & Happiness

1.Guys HATE sluts.(unless they are one themselves)

2."Hey are u busey?" or "Are you doing something later?" are two phrases to help prevent awkward silences.

3.Guys may be flirting around all araw long but before they go to sleep they always think of the girls they truely care about.

4. Before guys call u they reherse what they are about to say so that way they dont sound like a total looser. (But 9 times out of 10 they get nervous when u pick up the phone and forget it all)

5. Guys go CRAZY over a girls smile.

6.Guys will do anything just to get attention from you girls.

7.Guys hate it when u talk...

1. When in a public place, randomly shout "I TOLD YOU TO STAY OFF DRUGS!" See what he/she does.

2. When your mga kaibigan is trying to tell you something important, grab a bag of Doritos and start eating them furiously.

3. When you mga kaibigan is trying to have a conversation with you, yell out "I pag-ibig YOU, TOO!" Repeat every few minutes.

4. If you go to a McDonalds with your friends, when its time to order, randomly yell out "IT'S RONALD MCDONALD'S RETARDED PURPLE FRIEND!" Then go hug a walang tiyak na layunin stranger.

5. When your friend is wearing a new white shirt, cover your hands with that kahel dust you get on...