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Alright basically the pamagat says it all so I'm just ganna jump into it.

1. Princess- it's a cute name for a girl who likes feeling really important and special

2. Beautiful/Gorgeous- basically it's one that every girl will pag-ibig and you don't have to worry about them not liking it

3. Sweetie Pie- okay this one is a good one if your girl is madami on the country side

4. Sweet Heart- another one that a lot of girls like

5. Babe/Baby- good most of the time

6. Kitten- this is a good one for girls who are either animal mga manliligaw or sweet, cute and playful

Look use these if you want but in my opinion make up...
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posted by angeeeeeeel
 the objection of the war on iraq
the objection of the war on iraq
that araw is the anniversary araw of the fall of Baghdad (the beginning of the U.S. occupation of Iraq) a lot of American soldiers and Iraqi soldiers died and some had a partial disability or holistic there is no victory because both sides Nawawala a lot of lives because of not listening to the opinion of people when President palumpong Declaration War on Iraq hundreds of Americans and people around the world objected and condemned the war on iraq, but he did not listen and make war like it his own war using prohibited weapons (cluster bombs), which many kids died when they were playing in streets and...
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posted by tecna535
pancakes can be found in many cultures around the world, although they might not use the same ingredients as pancakes, they are generally similar in taste and texture.

Maple syrup, which goes great with pancakes, is actually a puno sap, that comes from the punungkahoy ng mepl tree, which is found mostly in the Canadian region.

The French often make a wish while turning the pancake during the cooking process, while holding a coin in the other hand.

The first recipe for pancakes were listed in the 15th century, in a English cookbook.

The world's largest pancake was cooked in Roch-dale Manchester in the taon 1994,...
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It was REALLY hard to make this listahan because there's so many that I absolutely LOVE! At the end of the artikulo I give an honorable mention to the girls that didn't make it but I LOVE! Some of these girls are really underrated, I have a thing for underrated stuff. Anyway please leave a comment telling me what you think, enjoy.

20.Tiana(The Princess and The Frog)
 This old town can slow you down, people taking the easy way but I know exactly where I'm going! I'm getting closer and closer everyday, and I'm almost there!
This old town can slow you down, people taking the easy way but I know exactly where I'm going! I'm getting closer and closer everyday, and I'm almost there!

Another underrated heroine. I think she's madami awesome than people give...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
It stalks the night
It stalks the day
It seeks out life
And whisks it away
It's known as death
And other things too
But it's all the same
What matters is you.
How do you see it?
What does it mean?
It's best if you know
For death is unseen.
It can take you at day
It can take you at night
Knowing death well
Can lend you some light
The passage to death
Is always unclear
And it's best to know
That you're very near.
For death is at hand
It is for us all
Know it's face well
So you don't stumble and fall
Now think hard on death
And know that it's near
And the meaning of life
Will be all to clear
And...
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posted by THARWAH
Boys bands have been dominating the average teenagers lives over the past decades... i thought it would be a good idea to post this artikulo :) Comment on whether you agree with my choices or NOT, add some of your own xx Peace.love.lipgloss

-Qiki Joe

10# Mindless Behaviour

9# JLS

8# The Jackson 5

7# The Beatles

6# NSYNC

5# The Wanted

4# Backstreet Boys

3# Westlife

2# Big Time Rush

1# One Direction :)

the reason ONE DIRECTION is number one is simply because, together with their boyish good looks (they actually smoking), they have angelic voices creating a perfect combination and stealing us girls hearts everywhere... Boys dont be shy to say you pag-ibig the too! wink - wink
posted by Apiah
There was a super gorgeous girl named Sana . her stunning hairs, beautiful face , seductive lips were enough to tempt any boy to halik her , no girl could match her beauty despite of all good qualities there was something that was making her worried and sick and it was her mental condition , when she was 4 she was cursed sa pamamagitan ng a WITCH that every araw at 12 noon she would become mental for an oras and she was told that a halik from a super hot boy will get her rid of the CURSE.....since then she desperately waited for that super hot boy ......... one araw exactly at 12 noon she came out of her house...
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Trolls are the main cause of people wanting to leave websites. This is really PATHETIC. I have no knowledge of why these people do these things, or why people give into it... I wish trolls would get a life and live it instead of terrorizing other people and lowering their self esteem. If you're a troll and you think it's funny, think again. Trolling is only funny on Memes & Rage comics. Trolls are pointless.. They're just big bullies that don't give a flying squirrel's butt bout other people's feelings and lives. This might be redundant but I don't care. TROLLS, GET A LIFE AND STOP MESSING WITH OTHER'S LIVES, YOU SICK, SICK PEOPLE.

You have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, or what they are, or even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, or because you think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.

Thank you.




"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."

^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
posted by purplepep4
 i'm the one in the middle with the brown hair!
i'm the one in the middle with the brown hair!
Hey! Everybody yesterday (4-19-2012) was mustache day! So who ever didn't wear a mustache you should of! You want to know why? Then i will tell you!(not!)(no i will tell you!) Cuz mustaches are awesome! i know your jelly! why? Cuz you don't have an awesome mustache like me! ( in your face!) ^_^ I'm sorry for hurting your feelings. It's just that I have a awesome mustache and you don't! i need to go to my interview now if you like you can stick around.
person 1: so how much do you like mustaches?
me: well this is the only time i will have a mustache till susunod taon so.....idk!
person 1:come on...
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These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....
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posted by victoria7011
Well hey!This is a listahan of 20 things to annoy your parents...

1.Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing you say

2.Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to ur parents.

3.Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other walang tiyak na layunin things whenever your parents are near you.

4.When they say a word from a song you know,burst into that song.

5.Tap on their door all night.

6.At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

7.Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

8.Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

9.Have...
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posted by eslisle4254
I found this poem and i felt i needed to post it


Month One

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I pag-ibig the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your puso beat is my paborito lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my tahanan though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound...
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France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! You call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! YOU DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All you are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has madami dick! I have an army of Red Coats! You have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...
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One may not promote a “horse tripping event”.

It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed sa pamamagitan ng the state.

Dogs must have a permit signed sa pamamagitan ng the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or madami on private property.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.

It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

Whaling is illegal.

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm mga hayop in your boots.

Residents...
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ENRIQUE IGLESIAS


"Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)"
(feat. Ludacris & DJ Frank E)

I know you want me
I made it obvious that I want you too
So put it on me
Let's remove the puwang between me and you
Now rock your body
Damn I like the way that you move
So give it to me, oh oooohh...
Cause I already know what you wanna do

Here's the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody's ever made me feel the way that you do
You know my motivation
Given my reputation
Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude

But tonight I'm loving you
Oh you know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh you know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh you know
That tonight...
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posted by pure-angel
You must look into other people as well as at them. Lord Chesterfield

A good deed is never lost: he who sows courtesy reaps friendship; and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Basil

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners.
Lord Chesterfield

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them.
J. G. Holland

To rejoice in another's prosperity, is to give content to your own lot: to mitigate another's grief, is to alleviate or dispel your own.
Thomas Edwards

Hear the meaning within the...
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Dost thou pag-ibig life?
Then do not squander time,
for that is the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
Helen Keller

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will.
Jawaharal Nehru








Life is like the dice that, falling, still ipakita a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects.
Alexis

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or madala its troubles patiently.
Palladas

The geat blessing of mankind are within us and...
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posted by chelo_monster
I know that all people lie. But if that lie is so evil that it’s hurting you and the people around you, you have to take action. You have to catch them first, and then everything will follow. Tear them to pieces and rip them apart! Muwahaha!

Here are some signs that someone is lying to you.

1.    Don’t maintain eye contact
Less than half conversation

    -It’s true that the eyes are the windows of the soul. You have to observe. Look at his eyes. If he can’t look at your eyes during the conversation, that could be an indicator that he is lying.

2.    A...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, or being a creep, you will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks you can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell you where I fucking live so we can fuck walang tiyak na layunin strangers.

Stranger: You like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: You ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, or copy everything they say.
posted by xoPixie-Popxo
If you've never laid your eyes on these shows, YOU'RE DOING YOURSELF A FAVOR! Oh and feel free to add your own reasons sa pamamagitan ng commenting below! I may include some of your ideas in this artikulo and I'll make sure to add your username! :D (Oh God I sound like an annoying advertisement.)
(Sorry for the long reasons!)

From Cartoonnetwork:

The Problem Solverz
-Poor animation. It looks like it's been drawn sa pamamagitan ng a 7 taon old's foot with the lights out.
-I cannot understand ANYTHING that they're saying.
-What exactly is that brown guy? A block of poop?
(I would listahan madami reasons but I only saw the ipakita for 2 seconds...
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