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posted by chelo_monster
I know that all people lie. But if that lie is so evil that it’s hurting you and the people around you, you have to take action. You have to catch them first, and then everything will follow. Tear them to pieces and rip them apart! Muwahaha!

Here are some signs that someone is lying to you.

1.    Don’t maintain eye contact
Less than half conversation

    -It’s true that the eyes are the windows of the soul. You have to observe. Look at his eyes. If he can’t look at your eyes during the conversation, that could be an indicator that he is lying.

2.    A...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, or being a creep, you will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks you can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell you where I fucking live so we can fuck walang tiyak na layunin strangers.

Stranger: You like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: You ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, or copy everything they say.
posted by xoPixie-Popxo
If you've never laid your eyes on these shows, YOU'RE DOING YOURSELF A FAVOR! Oh and feel free to add your own reasons sa pamamagitan ng commenting below! I may include some of your ideas in this artikulo and I'll make sure to add your username! :D (Oh God I sound like an annoying advertisement.)
(Sorry for the long reasons!)

From Cartoonnetwork:

The Problem Solverz
-Poor animation. It looks like it's been drawn sa pamamagitan ng a 7 taon old's foot with the lights out.
-I cannot understand ANYTHING that they're saying.
-What exactly is that brown guy? A block of poop?
(I would listahan madami reasons but I only saw the ipakita for 2 seconds...
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I am a god at this...

1)Ask the most randomest tanong to a stranger, but seriously-like and then laugh, but than go back to serious
2) randomly when you have to go to the bathroom yell "BATHROOM!" and run to it as fast as u can, waving ur arms around
3)When in the bathroom, dance for half n oras and then when ur parents say "is it goin all right in there?" say "NOOOOOO!"
4)When ur in a pool get up from the water and say "I CNT BREATH!!!"
5) When someone asks for you to do something say "YO MAMA!" and run away (i do tht all the time)
6)At school spaz out and than when you get calm fall out of you...
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1)
'It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only sa pamamagitan ng preparing for war'
- John f. Kennedy
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'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety - nine percent perspiration'
- Thomas Edison
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3)
'Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools'
- Napolean Bonaparte
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4)
'The child is father of man'
- William Wordsworth
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5)
The government of people, sa pamamagitan ng the people, for the people shall...
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posted by samuraibond005
I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether or not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, segundo of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...
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posted by percyLover101
"You know what your useless!!! Get out of here!! I can't stand to look at you anymore!!!", My mother yelled as I ran out the back door of our house, tears streaming down my face. My feet ran as far as they could until, on got caught on a rock and I landed face first into a dirt plot. Slowly I dragged myself to a nearby puno and leaned against it.

"Useless.... How am i useless....", i thought to myself. It all just happened so quickly... The words just spilled out of my mother's mouth.... This is what had happened..

"I'm going to go across the kalye to help Grandma Ofelia with her groceries.......
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1. When a twilight tagahanga says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all tanong about twilight that you can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book ulat on the most boring books of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that you hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible may-akda and her books make want to poke...
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1. When they're using an ATM machine, look at them with binoculars, then when they've finished go up to them and say "I didn't quite see the last two numbers. What were they?"

2. When you see a dog out on a walk, get on all fours and start barking and growling.

3. Choose a walang tiyak na layunin person in the kalye and go up and propose to them. With one of those haribo halaya rings.

4. Go into a computer tindahan and ask for a flux-capictor.Or whatever it was in BackToTheFuture.

5. In the middle of the kalye break out into a really active OTT dance.Do windmills and shake your hair about and do a worm etc.

6. Go out to the grocery store with legwarmers on every available part of your body. Ask them if they sell gloves.

7. Buy some face paints and paint your whole face blue then run outside screaming.

8. Break out into song really loud in a really public place, like they do in musicals.

9. Buy loads of fake rubber lizards and stick them all over your clothes. Walk about everywhere.
posted by saphire1031
These are 10 sure sighns that you need mental help:

1) You think ailens have placed a zapping microchip in your head

2) You make donkey noises say "Princess!" and then laugh phsycotically

3) You think your underwear will eat you alive

4) You speak fluenit "Foreniese"

5) You think a monkey
is living in you toilet

6) You think your best freind is a fish

7) PIE PIE I sinabi PIE!!!

8) If you scream that for no reason, well, you know

9) If you go to rob a store, then fake you are an employee

10) If you think Fanpop is pointless
posted by Ninjacupcake
Hate is everywhere. It can be because of race, gender or if someone is gay/lesbian/bi. Sadly, a lot of us have to live with it. What I want to speak about are the hatings of people with different sexual orientations.

Most of you have heard Born This Way sa pamamagitan ng Lady Gaga. I want to say that everyone IS beautiful in their way cause God makes no mistakes. Even though I'm straight, that does NOT mean that I hate others. I pag-ibig everyone. It makes me mad, but also sad, because that's a human being you are hating. They have red blood when they bleed, need pagkain when they are hungry, and DANG, their poop...
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posted by darktheheghog
ok i HATE getting a cold ya know why because i cant see my mga kaibigan at school i cant go outside and i always cough about every 5 minutos AND ALSO I GET A STUPID STINKIN SORE THROAT which always annoys me i know getting a cold happens to everyone and i know some of you would say "getting a cold is the best u dont haft to go to school" and its kinda true but some peeps like going to school and hate getting sick i dont really like going to school but i do like going to school to hang out with my mga kaibigan ya know also when u get a cold u also get a MASSIVE head ache sometimes which i have right now...
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posted by AnimeFan66
 The San Antonio Zoo
The San Antonio Zoo
Hello! Most of you already knew that for the whole weekend, I had not been online because I went to San Antonio with my mom, my older sister and her boyfriend. I am glade to return tahanan and to return on here as well- I have missed tahanan as well as my greatest mga kaibigan on here and in honor of this I would like to give to you all a short story about all of what I did on this trip.

My family and I left the house last Thursday around 2:00 PM. We had to stop sa pamamagitan ng at my sister's house first because her vehicle was madami "on the trip" go unlike our van which has serious proublems. After we left the residence...
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I bet you can't keep up with this oneshot.
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I was walking down the road when I triped on a napkin. I know. a napkin right? but it was a wet napkin and for some reson my sidewalk is made of tial. so I slid on the napkin and bumped into the worst thing ever. Barney. Why barney was there I don't know. Barney started pag-awit so I shot him. But then cops came. But they giggled like little girls and shot barney them selfs. They then sinabi they would give me a ride. but then I found out one of the cops was that like 12 taon old boy who drove the car in rebecca...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are madami important than her.
4. She needs to get you pagkain while you sit and do whatever you want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. matunog na halik her asno and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that you pag-ibig her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. ilipat somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if...
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posted by LittleOtaku1
1 dress up as hidan on the first araw of school
2 when the teacher asks why your not doing anything, tell him/her to shut the fuck up
3 ~normal clothes~ impersonate your teachers movements
4 sing friday sa pamamagitan ng Rebecca Black over and over again
5 when you get in trouble, tell the teacher that he/she aint got no pancake mix
6 steal her markers
7 draw a penis on the whiteboard with her permanent markers you stole
8 poke him/her in the stomach and ask him/her how it feels to be the dough boy
9 sleep
10 dress up as Italy from hetalia ~or however you spell it~ ad yell pasta all day.


i made these!!
According to the Fanpop link, these are the only things not allowed to be posted on fanpop



The following is a partial listahan of the kind of Content and communications that are illegal or prohibited on/through the [Random Spot]. Fanpop reserves the right to investigate and take appropriate legal action in its sole discretion against anyone who violates this provision, including without limitation, removing the offending communication from the Fanpop Service and terminating the membership of such violators or blocking your use of the Fanpop Service and/or Fanpop Site. You may not post Content that:...
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1.You abuse our pag-ibig you lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we pag-ibig him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our pag-ibig is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we pag-ibig be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape or form.
6.Guys you should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with you (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly pag-ibig we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When you (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
 Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current tuktok 11 female 'celebrities'.



1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I pag-ibig this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; Evanescence wouldn't have ever been Evanescence without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big tagahanga of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this listahan actually....
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posted by nymph_tonks
Stranger: hi


You: hi asl


Stranger: 20 m


Stranger: u?


You: 15 female


Stranger: nice to meet you!


You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!


Stranger: yeah!


Stranger: what are you up to?


You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.


Stranger: lol


Stranger: and where should u be?


You: probably outside ithout any basura pagkain or soda


Stranger: fair enough


You: i would survive.


Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?


You: online, through text.


Stranger: where r u from?


Stranger: I am from UK btw


You: im from the us.


Stranger: nice


You: im bored


Stranger: oh...and I am italian


Stranger: we could do something...
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