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There used to be a kalye named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...
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posted by invadercalliope
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Well I know emo isn't a type of person it's just a type of music.
So it's kinda like a sad story.
It's ok if you cry.
So enjoy.
get your popcorn
Sit down on your chair
it didn't make me cry
STORY STARTS:
A girl named melanie
was being bullied at skool
People laughed at her
She pretended not to care and tryed not to listen
but inside it was killing her.
She felt no one cared about her
That is she died no one would attend her funeral
Until!
She met a boy within minutos of meeting him.
She was totally in love.
She knew he would never be interested in her.
So she went tahanan and cryed uncontrolably.
The susunod araw at...
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posted by reb1009
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Insanely stupid class fun - Funny school pranks you should (not) try in class for a laugh :)

Bring some books to class and read them instead of paying attention or doing any work.

2Walk around class begging for spare change.

Chew on your arm until someone notices.

Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back. After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"

Lick yourself clean like a cat does.

After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style.

Sing your tanong to the class.

When the teacher...
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tuktok 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

link :
I didn't write this & it's coming from a guys point of view.


10.They Don’t Pick Up The Phone

You convinced her to give you her number and you’re feeling good about yourself. Your charm and good looks have obviously made an impression on her. Unfortunately, when you try to call, she doesn’t pick up or, worse yet, she’s ibingiay you a fake number. Some women will give you their numbers because it’s easier than trying to tell you why she’s not interested. What’s more, in the age of caller ID, it’s easy for her to avoid your calls. At least...
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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when you say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. You look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and you never get tired of being with us.

4. I pag-ibig you and only you.-Well, you guys get the picture.

5. I will be with you forever.

6. You have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. You shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for you to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
1) wacg alote of T.V. or be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat pagkain that can make you sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda or crush
4) gety near load stuff or equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late oras
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms kalye orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make you hiper



those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.


plz writ a commet to tell me what you did on the list

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
posted by R33n33sm3
4
Some dreams stay with you long after you've woken up.
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Life may be just a dream, but how do we interpret it? What we dream at night can give us clues about what is important to us in waking life. Dreams help us to process our conscious thoughts and can give us new and important insights into the problems and challenges we face in the world. Although we may have strange and unusual dreams, there are a number of common dreams that many of us experience over and over again. Read the interpretations below for an explanation of symbols that seem to appear frequently in dreams.
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1. Faulty or lost...
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1. Walk up to a walang tiyak na layunin person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a walang tiyak na layunin person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person you are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a walang tiyak na layunin person the same gender as you and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" or "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a walang tiyak na layunin man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
posted by vlad_todd_fan
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1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite or scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with mga kaibigan that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a kutsilyo of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, you don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a bass Pro tindahan or anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift tindahan and destroy everything...
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Are you addicted? Are you a super fan? Are you just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are you on Fanpop too much?

1. You see something you like, and think Oh, I want to tagahanga that club!

2. You start shipping people you know or see.

3. You hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. You hear something awesome and immediately want to go on Fanpop and change your motto.

5. You hear something and you want to comment on it.

6. You have great ideas of something you should post on Fanpop at completely walang tiyak na layunin times of day.

7. You get a new paborito and HAVE to...
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Some of you girls will remember that on Wednesday i told you that Miley's parents were getting a divorce.

According to the celeb news pinagmulan HollywoodLife.com, Miley was so devastated sa pamamagitan ng her parents Tish and Billy sinag Cyrus‘ divorce that she got back together with Liam Hemsworth.

“Miley knew about the divorce awhile nakaraan and she’s been taking it really hard. Pretty much at the same time, she broke up with Liam, Hannah Montana was ending and then her parents’ marriage was falling apart,” Miley’s friend says.

“She got super stressed out and that’s really when she started pagganap out...
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posted by EleanorSeville
6
1. Take someone's shopping kariton and switch the items with stuff from the person susunod to them's kariton
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. ilipat "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
18
(Big idea)



Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes you mad or doesnt agree with your point of view you just ulat them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes you mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont ulat thm. Because we are a big family and we dont ulat or block family we care and ipakita pag-ibig for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to ulat someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



pag-ibig all around
-Jordan
posted by kitkat709477
5
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posted by kitkat709477
3
Girl Facts--- When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever! When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile. When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand. When she wants a hug she will just stand there. When you break a girls puso she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is stops arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at...
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okay, penguins are amazing, so i'm making a listahan why everyone should think so too!

10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their pagkain (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
posted by kitkat709477
13
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So you have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! uy girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did you know halik is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken sopas actually makes you feel better. 94% of boys would pag-ibig it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your tuktok lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you! 89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. tsokolate will make you feel better! Most...
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posted by AngelVicki427
7
Romans invented the Lollypop

You loose 100,000 brain cells every day.

Red is the most common color in national flags.

McDonald’s is the world’s largest distributor of toys.

There are around 1,500 earthquakes every taon in Japan.

Raw horse meat is a popular pagkain in Japan.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.”

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Most people burp on average 15 times a day.

Thomas Jefferson thought the...
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I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope you enjoy this.

Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)

If anyone has anymore ideas, please comment and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make madami lines.
__________________________________________________
 INUYASHA
INUYASHA
HERES MY tuktok TEN listahan OF ANIME/MANGA TO WATCH

10.INUYASHA!
ITS FUNNY AND ACTION PACT

9.ROSARIO VAMPIRE!
ITS JUST PLAIN FUNNY

8.BLEACH!
NOT TOO FUNNY BUT DEFINATLY INTERESTING
7.NARUTO!
FUNNY COOL & ACTIOONY XD NEW WORD)

6.OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!
ITS REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD THE ANIME IS ONLY 26 EPISODES

5.KAMICHAMA KARIN!
ITS A KINKY ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD ITS ONLY 26 EPISODES

4.NARUTO SHIPPUDEN!
ONCE YOU START WATCHING YOU JUST CANT STOP

3.TOKYO MEW MEW!
JUST AS GOOD AS NARUTO

2.ZOMBIE LOAN!
1 OF THE COOLEST ANIME IVE EVER SEEN

1.DEATH NOTE!
ANIME SO COOL THAT THE WORD OOL DOESNT MAKE SENSE FO THIS ANIME
 ROSARIO VAMPIRE
ROSARIO VAMPIRE
 BLEACH
BLEACH
 NARUTO
NARUTO
 OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
 KAMICHAMA KARIN
KAMICHAMA KARIN
 NARUTO SHIPPUDEN
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN
 TOKYO MEW MEW
TOKYO MEW MEW
 ZOMBIE LOAN
ZOMBIE LOAN
 DEATH NOTE
DEATH NOTE