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posted by Tayloraddict-1
Another overgrowing problem is posers. I cannot stand them they annoy the fuck outta me like how many 'real' Justin Biebers are out there i saw on this one fake JB page it sinabi uy this is not really JBs page and i just wanted to say no duh but posers are total asses like why cant u get compliments and be normal and if people dont respect u on fanpop just get the fuck off simple why pretend to be someone else ur not
Its crazy how some ppl fall for it it makes me laugh i dont believe tht bullshit HA! laugh out loud lolz XD Like im respected for who i am and if u dont like me OH WELL cuz imma keep goin on with.
Again Fanpoppers lets sumali forces to try to ulat every poser we see.
ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: You are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET YOU FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: YOU dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought you picked a araw out of a hat for that or something.

ME: kendi araw is when I say it is kendi Day. It's when I say it is kendi Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not...
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added by HannahStickles8
As we walked I could tell we were getting closer to the Dwarfs. I could see the fence around there houses and I could hear them talking. I could also tell someone was watching us. She was a Dwarf peering through a hole in the fence at us. I couldn't see her but I could feel her watching us. Then I heard her turn and leave. Her footsteps were very loud and almost hurt my ears. 
Like an elepante I thought. 
"Could the Dwarfs help us?" I asked my mother. 
"I suppose they could." sinabi my mother. 
She went to the front where the leader of the group was. She spoke to him then came back. 
"We're asking...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**



1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to ipakita the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your lalagyan or purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name pananda to everyone getting on the...
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posted by justinfangrrl
I did write this on tumblr. It's both opinion and fact. More-so on fact. Say what you want. But don't be rude.

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A rant for the earth~ Idle no madami

-just a rant, reblog if you wish/if you pag-ibig the earth- //read if you want

Jeez, I was having a conversation with my mom (a social studies teacher) about racism and how odd it is that somehow all the corrupt, stupid people get picked to be a Country’s leader. [This isn’t always the case of course, but it happens madami than it should]

I can honestly say that Stephen Harper is probably the most despicable, corrupt, moronic, pathetic excuse of a Prime...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Remember when Miley's MySpace was hacked?

When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.

The F.B.I. recently caught Josh holly who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed mga litrato of the young star.

"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." sinabi an official.

Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh holly in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.

Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other bituin accounts! X/

We sure Miley is a lot madami at peace now that Josh has been busted.
posted by silverlocket
You are madami than the choices that you make. You are madami than the many hearts you’ll break. You are madami than your dreams that don’t come true. You are madami than whatever people think of you.
You are madami than the things that you say. You are madami than the places that you stay. You are madami than the things that you do. You are madami than I could ever think of you.
You are so much madami than what you think. Your life right now is only beginning These tests and trials that come to you, are meant to make you someone new. You are more. You are worth it. You are so much greater than you think...
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added by KateKicksAss
Source: unfriendable.com
Okay, I wanted to create a website and start a blog, but I’ve never really had the time, or the ability. So what I plan to do is post some sort of walang tiyak na layunin blog on the walang tiyak na layunin tagahanga page. Just things that I’ve been thinking lately.
So, to start off I’m going to tell a story about my life.
One araw this summer, my friend (Let’s call him ‘Joe’) and I were playing capture the flag. (One of my paborito games.) With his little sister and my little brother. We’re susunod door neighbors, so we had his house be our base, and our siblings got my house. My brother immediately ran inside the house...
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posted by jessicamc26
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some madami trays and have them ready for you sa pamamagitan ng the time you finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
posted by canal
I would have seen it all backwards but i have to tell you about my first love.Eli my friend Tyler said.Dude don't you get people thinks we're idiots i said.I know but we'e buds right sinabi Tyler.Yeah I sinabi pushing my black hair to the side of my face.Eli!! yelled a voice.I turned my head to see a little girl running towreds me.Eli the girl yelled again.She ran into me And it was my sister she was crying.Whats wrong Niomi i said. A boy made fun of me he sinabi i was an idiot Niomi sinabi still crying.It's ok people call us idiots we just look past it i said.Niomi wiped her eyes and stopped crying...
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posted by jessicamc26
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car pasulong saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
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posted by karpach_14
On the first araw of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
A Big tusino Classic with cheese.


On the segundo araw of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big tusino Classic with cheese.

On the third araw of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big tusino Classic with cheese.

On the fourth araw of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big tusino Classic with cheese.

On the fifth araw of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Five sibuyas rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three...
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posted by DramaQueen1020
Spread A Little Love

These are my nakakita and thoughts about being a straight christian, but still supporting gay rights.

I wear a cross. It's a little golden tumawid with a tiny ruby in the middle, being I'm born in July, and that's my birthstone. It's a girt from my mom, and I might pass it on to the susunod generation when I grow up. It's very special to me. I wear it all the time unless I'm swimming or bathing. I wear it in performances (I'm an actress-to-be and I play violin at school). Even when I was in a play about the ancient greek gods, I wore it under my robes. My whole family is part italian,...
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posted by booklover27
This is dedicated to my salad that I was supposed to have on January 12, 2011



O salad, delicious salad

where have I been?

I got Nawawala with the chips and cookies

but at last we meet again.



O salad, delicious salad

you ask that I not go

but the other foods call

the meat, the wheat, as well as the cookie dough.



O salad, delicious salad

how long will I stay?

For a while, I hope.

I will try to visit once a day.



O salad, dear salad

from a seedling you grew

and now with your ranch dressing

I must bid you adeu



For Lunch time arrives

and my tummy rumbles

before you

my will crumbles.



O salad, dear salad

we shall meet...
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posted by SelenaTaylor13
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So you have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! uy girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did you know halik is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken sopas actually makes you feel better. 94% of boys would pag-ibig it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your tuktok lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you! 89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. tsokolate will make you feel better! Most...
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