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1)Devise a secret code with your mga kaibigan then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask tanong so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s tanong in slow motion 2)Answer tanong only with one word
3)Scream walang tiyak na layunin words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” or “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer tanong in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...
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You know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your paborito character from bituin Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled sa pamamagitan ng Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, or Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your paborito female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes.

2) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour.

3) Improvise Italian operas.

4) Gossip about someone to their face.

5) Answer every tanong with a question.

6) Repeat yourself constantly.

7) Act like a member of the opposite sex.

Cool Repeat yourself constantly.

9) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.

10) Repeat yourself constantly.

11) Change what you repeat every now and then.

12) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.

13) Change what you repeat every now and then.

14) Talk...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have ibingiay us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We pag-ibig to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very bravo generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by milorox18
WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE:

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you pag-ibig me.

Girl:I pag-ibig you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the susunod day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.
posted by Hollestercutie
All with [x] apply to me all with r idks


I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

[x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(yep)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION,...
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posted by patrisha727
I have a WHOLE listahan of facts in my computer so madami will be coming! ^_^

To win a ginto disc, an album needs to sell 100,000 copies in Britain, and 500,000 in the United States.

Music was sent down a telephone line for the first time in 1876, the taon the phone was invented.

The CD was developed sa pamamagitan ng Philips and Sony in 1980.
o About one-third of recorded CDs are pirated.
Ireland has won the most Eurovision song contests (7 times).

Annie Lennox holds the record for the most Brit awards (8).

The first pop video was Bohemian Rhapsody sa pamamagitan ng Queen, released in 197

The British, the highest per capita...
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