Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that you think they're Tom Cruise or Madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie bituin in question).
Ask the guy susunod to you to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person susunod to you, "Are you in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, you have a very irate home,' she sinabi governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....
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