Fractal Cat wolpeyper

Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open sa pamamagitan ng themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally....

"We need" means "I want"

"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious sa pamamagitan ng now"

"Do what you want "means" You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain


"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want you to.

"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, you moron."

"You're...so manly "means" You need a shave and you sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." means     "Is sex all you ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means     "I'm on my period."

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means     "I...