Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make pag-ibig with you Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until you find your contact lens. Punch the body and tell people that he hit you first. Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover. Ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased. At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo. Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it. Ask the widow to give you a kiss. Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn. Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...
Here is some interesting facts on the people who really have an impact on the world - digital or not - as we know it.
1977, the taon he would have graduated from Harvard if he hadn't dropped out. He was 22 at the time. Bill Gates currently has a personal wealth estimated at a net worth of $42 billion dollars.
The Wright Brothers
Neither of the inventors of the airplane received high school diplomas. Orville, the younger brother, dropped out of high school in his junior taon to open a printing business. Wilbur completed his four years of high school, but due to a family move, never received...
- I hate how people automatically assume you are Chinese just because you're Asian, or automatically assume you are Mexican just because you are Hispanic.
- How people always say they COULD care less when they COULDN'T care less!
- When people use an elevator.....for one floor!
- Perverts....I mean, I don't hate perverts. Some of my best mga kaibigan are perverts. But I'm not a pervert, so don't act like a pervert around me. Anywhere else is fine, but please respect my asexuality.
- When people overuse lol. Especially when there is nothing funny! Same with OMG. I...