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posted by trentgwenfan1
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1st step what is the montth of your brith araw
1/ 1 meet
2/ i hurt
3/ i wached
4/ i eat
5/ i smaked
6/ i married
7/ i fainted
8/ i got mad
9/ i ran
10/ i broke
11/ i drove
12/ i went to a party



step 2 the araw of your brith
1 a fat guy
2 a goth girl
3 a musition
4 a dumb person
5 a person that dance very stupidely
6 a mean brat
7 a a hot guy
8 justin beber
9 hannah montana
10 peter gifin
11 a loser
12 prestdent oboma
13 will drinking soda
14 myslef
15 you
16 a old man
17 will boxing
18 a wii
19 a maniac
20 a mime
21 Facebook
22 a plaminggo
23 a grave
24 michel oboma
25 a haertbreaker
26 a warewolf...
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posted by edwardcarlisle
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I saw a pick where it sinabi "What else should Fanpop have?" created sa pamamagitan ng breebree446. There was the option of "Unsubscribe Button". Actually this button exists, just have to follow some steps.

1. Go to your own bista sa tagiliran and go down to the "My Clubs" part.

2. Then click on the "more clubs >>" button.

3. Below each club there's an "unsuscribe" button.

4. Click on that button and

...

That's it!

Now you have the oportunity to unsuscribe a club, is really easy and like this you won't be a tagahanga any madami from any club!
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posted by simpleplan
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1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "Why do you want to know?" Alternately, you can tell them, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my sciatica is pagganap up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."

3. If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them...
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posted by SuperFunFan1001
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Yay haha I just got bored.... This song freaks me out for some reason

If you go out in the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go out in the woods today
You'd better go in disguise.

For every madala that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the araw the teddy bears have their picnic.

Picnic time for teddy bears,
The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today.
Watch them, catch them unawares,
And see them picnic on their holiday.
See them gaily dance about.
They pag-ibig to play and shout.
And never have any cares.
At six o'clock their mommies and daddies
Will take them...
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Rhode Island is the smallest state with the longest name. The official name, used on all state documents, is "Rhode Island and Providence Plantations."

When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Isaac Asimov is the only may-akda to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.

The newspaper serving Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, the tahanan of Rocky and Bullwinkle, is the Picayune Intellegence.

It would take 11 Empire State Buildings, stacked one on tuktok of the other, to measure the Gulf of Mexico at its deepest point....
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posted by flipflopkitteh
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-Cats: Will treat you like slaves.
-Dogs: Will always see the best in you.


-Cats: Do not bark.
-Dogs: Make it their life's mission to bark.

-Cats: Shred your furniture.
-Dogs: Shred your shoes.


-Cats: Insist on being fed.
-Dogs: Wait for you to feed them.

-Cats: Will sleep on your face without a thought.
-Dogs: When allowed, will sleep on your kama and take up all the space.


-Cats: Will barf on your clothes.
-Dogs: Will barf on the rug.

-Cats: Think they're royalty.
-Dogs: Think they own the house.


-Cats: Will sleep on the remote then have a hissy fit (pun intended) when you try to retrieve it.
-Dogs: Will...
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posted by BellaCullen96
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All passengers should pretend to have their own brake pedal.
Always grab the dashboard or doorhandle and yell "Whoa!"
Always tell the driver to slow down or speed up.
As a passenger, feel free to take your shoes off and smell up the whole car.
Constantly remind the driver of road conditions.
Every time you see a car do something that ticks you off, ask everyone in the car with you if it is included it on the "How to drive like a Moron" webpage.
Every time you see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!"
Grab the steering wheel if you feel the driver can not deal with a traffic situation....
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1. Answer sa pamamagitan ng saying: "hi Buddy the elf what's your paborito color.." trail off then count three segundos and hang up

2. Answer the phone sa pamamagitan ng saying "taco" then hang up

3. When they ask if you want anything their selling say back "well actually I have some nice air fresheners in my bag, would you like the buy some" when they answer say "no! Just no!" then hang up

4. Say "your unavailable to reach me at the moment, please leave a message after the beep, also... stop calling my asshole!" then hang up

5. Pick up and say "I'm busy" then hang up

6. Pick up the phone turn on an app with gay/mean/Girly/dorky...
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