1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until you are seen to sa pamamagitan ng a dotor or nurse then when they approach you say "wow doc i feel way better thank you " then for added crazyness walk out backwards
2. Run around screaming that you dont whant to see the dentist
3. One word for you flatulance
4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on you
5. Pretend to be a doctor
6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise or say "helooo nurse "
7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask
8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO YOU LIKE IT HAHAHA "
What a halik means kiss on forehead: I adore you kiss on cheek: I'm glad we're together kiss on hand: respect you kiss on neck: I want you kiss on shoulder:we belong together kiss on lips: I pag-ibig you
What gestures mean: Holding hands: I like you a lot slap on butt:that belongs to me hold on tight:I don't want to let you go looking n each others eyes:you're beautiful play with hair:you're perfect arms around waist:this is mine laughing while kissing: I'm completely comfortable with you
*********** A good boyfriend would: Txt you everysecond he's not at your side hug you every chance you get &stays with you...
1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally. 2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class. 3. Twitch a lot. 4. Talk while pretending to be asleep. 5. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with serbesa and dump sardines in it. Talk to them. 6. Become a subgenius. 7. Inject his/her Twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG. 8. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin. 9. Speak in tongues. 10. ilipat your roommate's personal effects around. Start subtly. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually...
When is 99 madami than 100? ANS: A microwave. Generally when you run a microwave for '99' it runs for 1 minuto and 39 seconds. '100' runs for 1 minute.
What is brown and sticky? ANS: A stick!
What two things can you never eat for breakfast? ANS: Lunch and dinner!
Suppose you had to pick 1 of 3 doors to go through. One has ninja assassins, one has a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 months, and one has a flaming inferno. Which door should you choose in order to live? ANS: The one with the lion. It hasn't eaten in 3 months, therefore it's dead!!
At work a lady is requested to ilipat a 2 ton machine with out...
Here's the famous 'Best Divorce Letter' sa pamamagitan ng Dan to Connie, pretty hilarious, definitely a must read! xD
I know the counselor sinabi we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.
The araw you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you....