Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed sa pamamagitan ng anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me sa pamamagitan ng people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6 taon old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send...
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