1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to ipakita the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your lalagyan or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name pananda to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours...
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