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My name is Angela, and I'm in pag-ibig with Jacob Black.And I have a weird talent. I can appear in places that I dream of and talk to people there!
I'm 16 years old and I go in "Forks High" high school. I met Jacob in one of my dreams, and after I moved in Forks I met him in real life.

Angela's POV
-Hey, anybody there?
Someone walked out from the dark. It's a boy. He was hot..Actually he looked exactly like Jacob Black..Hm.
The boy- Hey! What are you doing here?!
-I don't know. I just appeared here, and I need help. You see, I have this talent. What I dream of is actually reality. It's hard to explain....
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Reasons I pag-ibig You:

1) The way you stand sa pamamagitan ng my side


2) The times you make sure nothing will harm me


3) How you always find a new way to "WoW" me


4) When I'm sad, you take the pain away with a joke


5) How you always look deep into my eyes


6) How you can make my puso melt with your soft lips


7) The way you hold my hand so tight


8) The way you never let my hands go


8) How you always watch out for me


9) They way you make sure I have everything I need


10) How you always know what to say when I get mad at you


11) When you buy me things out of the blue


12) How you say the cutest...
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posted by karpach_14
A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then you can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the serbesa gets drunk.

Ninjas want...
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posted by wisegirl778
Hehe


1: Post an artical like this!
2: Go to the community pool.
3: Try to do as many backflips as possible in one minute.
4: Call your crush and see what he/she says to you.
5: Look up your least paborito teacher in the phone book and then prank call them saying they ordered three hundred gallon of spoiled mustard
6: Get together with your mga kaibigan and go to the mall or something that guys do
7: Go nightswimming
8: Grab your ipod and lay on your kama listening to every song on it.
9: Look up walang tiyak na layunin people in your yearbook and if you know them call them.
10: Play a prank on your little sibling...
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Stupid pickup lines That guys actually think work on girlsXD

-are you from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see
-did it hurt when you fell from heaven
-excuse me, I've seem to have Nawawala my number, can I have yours
-if you were a booger I'd pick you first
-help the homeless...take me tahanan with you
-oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
-hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest
-do you have a map? Because I keep getting Nawawala in your eyes
-hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
-hi, I'm new...
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This has probably happened to a lot of you because of taking notes in class.

Have you ever got a little blister or callus because of Pagsulat too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure or rubbing for too long against your skin.

Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the gitara or even cooking a lot can result in calluses.

So you have some calluses and you want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.

You can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with limon for 10 minutos and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams or pili oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and you will see a difference.

If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
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posted by Vishwa_22496
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"


1) If you Want to work for people ....Make your puso the ultimate NGO and see the difference.

2) If you want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference

3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.

4) As you are the creator of your life, similarly you are the destroyer of your life.

5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.

6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for you
*always forget what you did good for people


P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
There’s nothing better than that moment when you have an incredibly interesting fact to spew in a social situation, making yourself sound infinitely madami intelligent than you really are. I have picked out some of her favorites to throw out there at your New Years parties this weekend …


1. The U.S Government once poisoned over 10,000 American citizens.
And yes, that sh*t was intentional.

Even dumber than the idea of banning alcohol in the United States in the 1920s, was the idea to poison people in an effort to scare them away from drinking alcohol.

During the Prohibition, one way the black...
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I've recently heard that some people are offended sa pamamagitan ng the T- sando slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.

But the thing is, I feel that the sando isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five taon old boy wearing a sando that sinabi "Girls Have Cooties" or "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.

I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female or male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.

But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have you ever seen a T.V. ipakita where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

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Here's a handy advice:don't payo anyone,so you don't carry their sins.

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Two you can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

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The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

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A Woman doesn't...
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1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! YOU threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! you only wish you could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like tusino and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont you fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...
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As we walked I could tell we were getting closer to the Dwarfs. I could see the fence around there houses and I could hear them talking. I could also tell someone was watching us. She was a Dwarf peering through a hole in the fence at us. I couldn't see her but I could feel her watching us. Then I heard her turn and leave. Her footsteps were very loud and almost hurt my ears. 
Like an elepante I thought. 
"Could the Dwarfs help us?" I asked my mother. 
"I suppose they could." sinabi my mother. 
She went to the front where the leader of the group was. She spoke to him then came back. 
"We're asking...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**



1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to ipakita the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your lalagyan or purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name pananda to everyone getting on the...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Remember when Miley's MySpace was hacked?

When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.

The F.B.I. recently caught Josh holly who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed mga litrato of the young star.

"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." sinabi an official.

Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh holly in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.

Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other bituin accounts! X/

We sure Miley is a lot madami at peace now that Josh has been busted.
posted by silverlocket
You are madami than the choices that you make. You are madami than the many hearts you’ll break. You are madami than your dreams that don’t come true. You are madami than whatever people think of you.
You are madami than the things that you say. You are madami than the places that you stay. You are madami than the things that you do. You are madami than I could ever think of you.
You are so much madami than what you think. Your life right now is only beginning These tests and trials that come to you, are meant to make you someone new. You are more. You are worth it. You are so much greater than you think...
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posted by jessicamc26
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some madami trays and have them ready for you sa pamamagitan ng the time you finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."