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Fuck You.

added by JenniferxD

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litrato

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puffer_fish Imma send dis to mah boi.

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333 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (trust me it totally works)

posted by Dreamer4eva

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I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping kariton and switch the items with stuff from the person susunod to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

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My life,my rule

added by Usui--takumi

Source: Net

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~37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines~

posted by Wolfdreamer9

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1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.

2. Nice legs...what time do they open?

3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

4. You've got 206 Buto in your body, want one more?

5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted kama Thrasher: have you seen one?

8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

10. I wish you...

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Beautiful Nature wolpeyper

added by SummerThunder

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

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DEMENTED POEMS

mga rosas are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

mga rosas are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

mga rosas are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And ipakita me your tits

mga rosas make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you pag-ibig it up the shitter

mga rosas are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

mga rosas are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

mga rosas are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

mga rosas are shit
Violets are crap
ipakita me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

mga rosas are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And lunok it down

mga rosas are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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HOVER CAT!

added by emma-janee

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Single Red Carnation for IWD, Labour Day, or May araw

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The tuktok 10 Biggest Dumbasses In Distress

posted by KataraLover

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We're all familiar with the term damsel in distress and we usually think about a female character that's tied to the train tracks sa pamamagitan ng a villain with a curly-q mustache, and has to be saved sa pamamagitan ng the dashing hero. I wonder where the idea first came from. We've always seen this with female characters because female damsels in distress have been around since the dawn of literature itself. However, during the mid or late 1900's, we've discovered that there are male characters that have to constantly be saved as well. What's the term for male damsel's in distress? There isn't one, even though some people...