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There’s nothing better than that moment when you have an incredibly interesting fact to spew in a social situation, making yourself sound infinitely madami intelligent than you really are. I have picked out some of her favorites to throw out there at your New Years parties this weekend …


1. The U.S Government once poisoned over 10,000 American citizens.
And yes, that sh*t was intentional.

Even dumber than the idea of banning alcohol in the United States in the 1920s, was the idea to poison people in an effort to scare them away from drinking alcohol.

During the Prohibition, one way the black...
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I've recently heard that some people are offended sa pamamagitan ng the T- sando slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.

But the thing is, I feel that the sando isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five taon old boy wearing a sando that sinabi "Girls Have Cooties" or "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.

I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female or male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.

But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have you ever seen a T.V. ipakita where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

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Here's a handy advice:don't payo anyone,so you don't carry their sins.

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Two you can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

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The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

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A Woman doesn't...
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1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! YOU threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! you only wish you could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like tusino and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont you fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...
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As we walked I could tell we were getting closer to the Dwarfs. I could see the fence around there houses and I could hear them talking. I could also tell someone was watching us. She was a Dwarf peering through a hole in the fence at us. I couldn't see her but I could feel her watching us. Then I heard her turn and leave. Her footsteps were very loud and almost hurt my ears. 
Like an elepante I thought. 
"Could the Dwarfs help us?" I asked my mother. 
"I suppose they could." sinabi my mother. 
She went to the front where the leader of the group was. She spoke to him then came back. 
"We're asking...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**



1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to ipakita the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your lalagyan or purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name pananda to everyone getting on the...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Remember when Miley's MySpace was hacked?

When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.

The F.B.I. recently caught Josh holly who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed mga litrato of the young star.

"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." sinabi an official.

Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh holly in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.

Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other bituin accounts! X/

We sure Miley is a lot madami at peace now that Josh has been busted.
posted by silverlocket
You are madami than the choices that you make. You are madami than the many hearts you’ll break. You are madami than your dreams that don’t come true. You are madami than whatever people think of you.
You are madami than the things that you say. You are madami than the places that you stay. You are madami than the things that you do. You are madami than I could ever think of you.
You are so much madami than what you think. Your life right now is only beginning These tests and trials that come to you, are meant to make you someone new. You are more. You are worth it. You are so much greater than you think...
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posted by jessicamc26
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some madami trays and have them ready for you sa pamamagitan ng the time you finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
posted by karpach_14
On the first araw of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
A Big tusino Classic with cheese.


On the segundo araw of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big tusino Classic with cheese.

On the third araw of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big tusino Classic with cheese.

On the fourth araw of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big tusino Classic with cheese.

On the fifth araw of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Five sibuyas rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three...
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Perfect life?? Think again
Ok so lets start off like this. I’m evelina McCartney, and I’m 17. My brother Jesse is 23 and he’s famous. But people rarely know who I am. And sometimes I like it. Because I get to be treated like a normal person, not a celebrity……….. I came downstairs because my parents told me that Jesse is coming from his tour and im so happy because I haven’t seen him for so long which seems like a life time.
“mom can I go and get Jesse with Erin” I asked my mom. Erin was our limo driver. But of course she sinabi no. they never let me. My brother wasn’t dating...
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A new series that's suppose to air soon. I pag-ibig that 'Bangkok' scene, thingy :D
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Guess what? I’m back! I’ve decided that I’m going to write one of these every few days when I get bored. So… have you noticed that the quality of cartoon shows has decreased within the last 5 years? I mean, what ever happened to Invader Zim and Courage the Cowardly Dog? Those were good quality shows. Now, the best that they can come up with is Fanboy and Chum Chum. (The most annoying ipakita ever.) You know what ipakita really depresses me? Spongebob. That used to be a really good show, but now they have new writers and the ipakita SUCKS. Whenever my brother plays it now, I leave the room.
My...
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posted by RosaluvzJB
Hurt

Chapter 2; A New Friend

I get to school and go to tahanan room. "Class,  I would like to introduce the newest doomed child in this doomed school of doom." Ms. mapait na gamot says. In steps a pretty girl who is tall, slinder, but she does have curvs. She has long, medium brown hair that goes to the middle of her back and beautiful, brown eyes. The new girl gives a scared look at Ms. Bitters' words and says "Hi! I'm Abby."  I raise my hand. "What do you want, Dib?" Ms. mapait na gamot asks. "I want to ask Abby a question." I say. "Fine. What is it?" Ms. mapait na gamot replies. "Do you notice anything strange about...
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