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1. ilipat the refrigerator into the bathroom (preferably in the bath tub)

2. Hang outside from an upstairs window

3. ilipat all of your furniture into their room and when they return home, insist that your imaginary friend needed some personal puwang so you have to ilipat into their room

4. Decorate the roof with glitter and ketchup.

5. Carve the lyrics of Elmo's song into every tree.

6. Mow the lawn in certain places to create the word 'pie'

7. Memorize pi, then illustrate it on a large sheet of paper insisting that your mother hangs it on the fridge.

8. Replace all 'grade A' papers hung up on the fridge...
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Answer their tanong with questions

Ask if you they can put pagkain color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a comment about his abs.

Ask if the pizza has had its shots

Ask if the pizza is organically grown

Ask if them for a free petsa with one of the staff if you make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Aquarius.
Your element: Air
Your ruling planets: Uranus
Symbol: The Water Bearer
Your stone: Amethyst
Life Pursuit: To understand life's mysteries
Vibration: High frequency
Aquarian's Secret Desire: To be unique and original

Description:
Special note for Aquarians: With the new Millennium heralding the Dawn of the Age of Aquarius, at this time, ready or not, your sign is regarded as the zodiac's leader. You are the trendsetter for the future and because of this high responsibility, many under born your sign will be undergoing at this time, as we approach the Millennium, the pressure of personal...
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posted by cutiegirl01
1. Pretend that your mesa is a drum and ur pencils are drum sticks.

2. Randomly hypervenlate out of no where.

3. when ur teacher asks if there are an questains on the testhomework shout out 'WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO # 10!'

4. break your pencil on purpse in front of them when there talking then get up and sharpen it.

5. If they ask you to guess theyre age (no they wont) guess 10 years older then u really think.

6. On ur paper write a walang tiyak na layunin taon and someone elses name and write ur name on a smart kids.

7. Talk to people u hate in class constently then when they tell u to stup up say 'they're bugging me!'...
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posted by kitkat709477
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Dear Noah, We could've sworn you sinabi the ark wasn't leaving until 5. Sincerely, the Unicorns.

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Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board... Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the freakin plane.

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The guy who puts down Aso at animal shelters must not get alot of women. "And what do you do for a living?" "...I kill puppies."

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Do you know what happens to 100% of people who eat carrots? THEY DIE.

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The worst time to have a puso attack is during a game of charades.

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You cannot bring sexy back without a receipt.

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"Want to play the rape game?"...
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posted by karpach_13
101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuto intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get
to sumali in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department sa pamamagitan ng sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are...
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posted by karpach_13
New ways to order pizza
Are you tired of always ordering pizza the same way? Well, this lists will keep you entertained for over 90 pizza orders!!!

1. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

2. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,...
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posted by Mallory101
 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:


1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal sa pamamagitan ng conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...
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25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .


"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.


"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .


"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of susunod week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.


" Because I sinabi so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me madami LOGIC .


"If you fall out of that ugoy and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.


"Make sure...
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1. "Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.

2. "Take one capsule sa pamamagitan ng mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.

3. "Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.

4. "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11.

5. "Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.

6. "Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.

7. "Serving suggestion:...
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posted by flipflopkitteh
-Cats: Will treat you like slaves.
-Dogs: Will always see the best in you.


-Cats: Do not bark.
-Dogs: Make it their life's mission to bark.

-Cats: Shred your furniture.
-Dogs: Shred your shoes.


-Cats: Insist on being fed.
-Dogs: Wait for you to feed them.

-Cats: Will sleep on your face without a thought.
-Dogs: When allowed, will sleep on your kama and take up all the space.


-Cats: Will barf on your clothes.
-Dogs: Will barf on the rug.

-Cats: Think they're royalty.
-Dogs: Think they own the house.


-Cats: Will sleep on the remote then have a hissy fit (pun intended) when you try to retrieve it.
-Dogs: Will...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
I thought you had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
You know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see you get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"
Wow, you look like the guy in the picture susunod to my girlfriend's bed.
I bet you I can grab that gun before you finish Pagsulat my ticket.
So, you on the take, or what?
Aren't you the guy from the village people?
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just...
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