1. When in a public place, randomly shout "I TOLD YOU TO STAY OFF DRUGS!" See what he/she does.
2. When your mga kaibigan is trying to tell you something important, grab a bag of Doritos and start eating them furiously.
3. When you mga kaibigan is trying to have a conversation with you, yell out "I pag-ibig YOU, TOO!" Repeat every few minutes.
4. If you go to a McDonalds with your friends, when its time to order, randomly yell out "IT'S RONALD MCDONALD'S RETARDED PURPLE FRIEND!" Then go hug a walang tiyak na layunin stranger.
5. When your friend is wearing a new white shirt, cover your hands with that kahel dust you get on...
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