walang tiyak na layunin Club
sumali
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
 Lion
added by
Though they are not "The Lion King"... LOL XD
litrato
walang tiyak na layunin
3xz
lion
lions
animal
Fanpup says...

This walang tiyak na layunin litrato might contain leon, hari ng mga hayop, and panthera leo.

posted by emilyroxx
Okay, so everyone probably knows that Google has this thing where it tries to guess what
you’re searching sa pamamagitan ng picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a walang tiyak na layunin letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:


First, I just put the results for “Are there.”

Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do you mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there mga tigre in Africa?
Probably.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes...
continue reading...
posted by chattycandy
Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

Guys hate flirts.

A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

"Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual tanong a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

Guys may be flirting around all araw but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics....
continue reading...
posted by lloonny
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a puso attack. His puso isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on apoy with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....
continue reading...
posted by yukikiyruu
How To Know If a Girl Likes You – Clichés

Here are some of the signs that have been popularized over the years as ‘ surefire ways to know whether a girl likes you’. Some of these might seem a bit silly, although people claim to these to work; I personally think these are not applicable to every girl that you meet. Making inferences about a girl’s feelings merely sa pamamagitan ng the way she looks at you or sa pamamagitan ng the ways she flutters her eyes might seem very romantic and mushy, just like they ipakita it in the movies, but again, if only things shown in the romantic chick flicks would come true, life would’ve...
continue reading...
posted by happyfreak
A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she sinabi it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written sa pamamagitan ng a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As you will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...
continue reading...
posted by TruBerries
**Before I begin, I would like to say that I'm Pagsulat this out of experience so y'all don't be thinking that I'm guessing, putting other people down who did or are doing this, or that I'm being absolutely rude about it, which I'm not.**

In everyone's life, we all want someone that we want to have, hold, and pag-ibig and never having that feeling of ever being alone for the rest of our lives. We all know that it takes time and patience, but the thing about it is that there's people out there that jump head first into generating a relationship out of thin air with someone he/she has just met online....
continue reading...
posted by JoannaVonDoom
Im sorry if this has been posted before
If not, do not give me credit


1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with mga kaibigan in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours sa pamamagitan ng hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat...
continue reading...
posted by coolkatstar
Below are 4 questions. Answer them instantly. You can't take your time. Answer them immediately. No pencil or paper! OK?

Let's find out just how smart and clever you really are.

Ready? ...

GO!!!


FIRST QUESTION: You are participating in a race. You overtake the segundo person. What position are you in?
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-

ANSWER: If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the segundo person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up in the susunod question.

To answer the segundo question, don't take as much
time as you took for the first question.

SECOND...
continue reading...
posted by cute20k
Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL".

3. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. You have called out someone's screen name while making pag-ibig to your significant other.

5. You keep begging your mga kaibigan to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. You have to get a 2d phone line just so you can call pizza Hut.

9. You go into labour and you stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...
continue reading...
1. ilipat the refrigerator into the bathroom (preferably in the bath tub)

2. Hang outside from an upstairs window

3. ilipat all of your furniture into their room and when they return home, insist that your imaginary friend needed some personal puwang so you have to ilipat into their room

4. Decorate the roof with glitter and ketchup.

5. Carve the lyrics of Elmo's song into every tree.

6. Mow the lawn in certain places to create the word 'pie'

7. Memorize pi, then illustrate it on a large sheet of paper insisting that your mother hangs it on the fridge.

8. Replace all 'grade A' papers hung up on the fridge...
continue reading...
posted by cutiegirl01
1. Pretend that your mesa is a drum and ur pencils are drum sticks.

2. Randomly hypervenlate out of no where.

3. when ur teacher asks if there are an questains on the testhomework shout out 'WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO # 10!'

4. break your pencil on purpse in front of them when there talking then get up and sharpen it.

5. If they ask you to guess theyre age (no they wont) guess 10 years older then u really think.

6. On ur paper write a walang tiyak na layunin taon and someone elses name and write ur name on a smart kids.

7. Talk to people u hate in class constently then when they tell u to stup up say 'they're bugging me!'...
continue reading...
posted by kitkat709477
Find the 3 and u will get a halik tommo​row SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​S SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SS SSSSS​SSSSS​SS3SS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSS SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSS SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​ SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSS SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​SSSSS​ find the B! DON'​​​T skip or ur wish wont come true.​​​.​​​. ​ ​ ​ RRRRR​RRRRR​RRRRR​RRRRR​RRRRR​RRRRR​R...
continue reading...
Dear Noah, We could've sworn you sinabi the ark wasn't leaving until 5. Sincerely, the Unicorns.

---

Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board... Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the freakin plane.

---

The guy who puts down Aso at animal shelters must not get alot of women. "And what do you do for a living?" "...I kill puppies."

---

Do you know what happens to 100% of people who eat carrots? THEY DIE.

---

The worst time to have a puso attack is during a game of charades.

---

You cannot bring sexy back without a receipt.

---

"Want to play the rape game?"...
continue reading...
posted by karpach_13
101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuto intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get
to sumali in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department sa pamamagitan ng sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are...
continue reading...
posted by karpach_13
New ways to order pizza
Are you tired of always ordering pizza the same way? Well, this lists will keep you entertained for over 90 pizza orders!!!

1. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

2. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,...
continue reading...
25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .


"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.


"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .


"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of susunod week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.


" Because I sinabi so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me madami LOGIC .


"If you fall out of that ugoy and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.


"Make sure...
continue reading...
posted by BellaCullen96
Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
I thought you had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
You know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see you get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"
Wow, you look like the guy in the picture susunod to my girlfriend's bed.
I bet you I can grab that gun before you finish Pagsulat my ticket.
So, you on the take, or what?
Aren't you the guy from the village people?
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just...
continue reading...
added by Usui--takumi
Source: I dunno lol
added by 3xZ
added by 3xZ