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posted by KateKicksAss
Credit: www.rinkworks.com
I thought these were funny, what do you guys think?


"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

"Do not place this product...
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posted by KilledbyanAngel
Dear Twilight fans,
Edward is a FAIRY.
Sincerely, Logic
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Dear push down and twist medicine bottles,
Not every one can multitask.
Sincerely, I.need.my.meds.
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Dear teacher,
Why didn't I go to the bathroom during lunch?
BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE TO THEN!
Sincerely, Annoyed Student
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Dear iPod,
You fought bravely. But stay out of the laundry susunod time.
Sincerely, Washing Machine
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Dear Parents,
I'm starting to realize that when you send me to my room after...
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posted by EminemAddict09
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
Drum on every available surface.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Set alarms for walang tiyak na layunin times.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with mga kaibigan in public entirely of "Beeeep Bip...
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posted by Wanda5
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the susunod button to get your answer

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
2.WHAT DO YOUR mga kaibigan THINK OF YOU?
3.WHAT IF YOU GOT SO MAD, THAT EVERYONE STAYED AWAY FROM YOU AND LET YOU HAVE YOUR puwang FOR 4 DAYS?
4.WHAT IF THERE WAS A STALKER CHASING YOU?
5. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR FRIEND BETRAYED YOU?
6.WHAT IF YOU SAW A BUNCH OF walang tiyak na layunin PEOPLE/THINGS?
7.WHAT IF A MALE FRIEND DID EVERY THING AN ADULT CAN DO?
8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
11.WHAT WILL...
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Dear Noah, We could've sworn you sinabi the ark wasn't leaving until 5. Sincerely, the Unicorns.

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Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board... Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the freakin plane.

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The guy who puts down Aso at animal shelters must not get alot of women. "And what do you do for a living?" "...I kill puppies."

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Do you know what happens to 100% of people who eat carrots? THEY DIE.

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The worst time to have a puso attack is during a game of charades.

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You cannot bring sexy back without a receipt.

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"Want to play the rape game?"...
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posted by j-bfan7
My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.



I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?



I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.



I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All araw long.



When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.



When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.



I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar



I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.



I try...
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posted by shadow_luver
i made this all up

1. dress up as jason then get a chainsaw and make it look like you killing there son/daughter while all your doing is squerting ketchup on him/her


2. go to their house and tell the husband I pag-ibig YOU TO __________say his/HER NAME

3.go to their house and tell them WHO ATE ALL MY PICKLES


4.go to their house act like you dont know them and then yell outt OMFG IM NEIGHBORS WITH GOERGE LOPEZ


5.go to their house say you got a job on the news then tell them that they should be wearing something warm but acually its gonna be swimming weather


6.go to their house say that theres no more...
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1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou van je!

16. English -- I pag-ibig you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!...
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posted by Jeffersonian
These are purported to be actual test sagot from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes sa pamamagitan ng which water can be made ligtas to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water ligtas to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded sa pamamagitan ng sky.

SOCIOLOGY
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house,...
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posted by boomerlover
Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went tahanan and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad sinabi it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to kama to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she estola free bread.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up sa pamamagitan ng pag-awit tabing-dagat Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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posted by milorox18
YOUR GUY SIDE:


(X)You pag-ibig hoodies.

(X)You pag-ibig jeans.

()Dogs are better than cats.
(X)
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(X)You've played with/against boys on a team.

()Shopping is torture.
()Sad pelikula suck.

()You own/ed an X-Box.

()Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

()At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

(X)You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

(X)You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

(X)You watch sports on TV.

Gory pelikula are cool.

(X)You go to your dad for advice.

()You own like a trillion baseball caps.

(X)You like going to high school football...
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posted by patrisha727
Thanks to the encouragement from Jarik, I had enough time to find some madami facts! Sorry if some of these are repeated! :S


No piece of normal-size paper can be folded in half madami than 7 times.

All swans in England are the property of the reyna or king

The first product to have a bar code scanned was Wrigley's gum.

Earth is the only planet not named after a pagan God.

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her cheating adulterous husband but she may only do so with her bare hands.

The new 787 Boeing...
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1.Grimace painfully while smacking your head and muttering, "Shut up! dammit! all of you just shut up".

2.Whistle the first 7 notes of 'it's a small world' incessantly.

3.Crack open your lalagyan or purse, and while peering inside asked,"Got enough air in there?"

4.Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wears your upside-down.

5.When arriving at your floor,grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open sa pamamagitan ng themselves.

6.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you an admiral.

7.On the highest floor,hold the door open...
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posted by wild-bby
Round One

It's a Man's world

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened sa pamamagitan ng the time she brings it.

Why is Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows men to stand closer to the kusina sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with: "A man once told me..."

Why do men break wind madami than women?
Because women can't shut up long...
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posted by i_luv_angst
This was forwarded to me in an e-mail, so I don't really know where it comes from:

1 Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.
2 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
3 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
4 On the average, 12 newborns will be ibingiay to the wrong parents daily.
5 tsokolate kills dogs! True, tsokolate affects a dog's puso and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.
6 Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.
7...
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added by haremaster99
it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
2. Who are you in pag-ibig with?
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything kulay-rosas within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
9. Have you been to the pelikula in the last 5 days?
10. Are you hot?
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
12. What are you wearing right now?
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
14. Last pagkain that you ate?
15. Where were you last week...
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added by hetalianstella