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NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a taon plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...

The bodka Hotline: 772-257-4492

Outsource-A-Breakup To India: 631-403-2029

Bible Stories in 60 Seconds: 240-258-4010

The "Free Marijuana" Hotline: 267-436-5129

The Divorce Hotline: 631-403-2016

IRS Tax Extension Help Line: 267-436-5139

The "Loud Talkin' Redneck" Hotline: 401-285-0705

A Life-Saving Message: 267-436-5115

"Twilight" Obsession Hotline: 973-409-3307

Ruminations: 631-403-2013

Tech-Support Hotline: 772-257-4678

Automated Sobriety Test: 781-452-3027

movie hotline 781-452-4066

Gay Marriage pagtatalo Line: 413-497-0148

Beer Goggles Hotline: 954-482-4332

Your Status magpabago Are Annoying: 267-436-5224

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I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether or not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, segundo of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...

1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if you worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell you to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your paborito song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow walang tiyak na layunin people off and tell them what to buy every minuto or so. If you get in trouble, say you were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your kwelyo and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...

1. Take someone's shopping kariton and switch the items with stuff from the person susunod to them's kariton
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. ilipat "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....

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When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time.
When you are married ....He brings tahanan a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"

When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When you are dating..... A Single kama for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When you are married ....A King size kama feels like an army cot.

When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked....

Hi, Fanpop friends. These are some walang tiyak na layunin bits of trivia about me.

* I think anime is the best.

* I'm a nerd when it comes to Batman.

* My paborito holiday is Christmas.

* I have nostalgia for what Cartoon Network was like in the 1990s and 2000s.

* My paborito actor/singer is Tony Jay.

* My paborito actress is Emily Blunt.

* I'm a writer. I've been Pagsulat regularly since I was a teenager. I started off as a comedic writer, before becoming obsessed with Pagsulat romantic stories.

* I'm not a tagahanga of horror films and I only like a small amount of documentaries. My paborito film genres include animation,...