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posted by shomill
M R snakes.
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
O S! M R snakes!

-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:

Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.

-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.

And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
saging who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
saging who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
saging who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
kahel who?
kahel you glad I didn't say saging again?

Hope you had fun!
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me: yes, i see....so, your saying this could be the answer to surviving the end of the world? that's...
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All porcupines float in water.

The airplane Buddy holly died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but
more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Al Capone's business card sinabi he was a used furniture dealer.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame kalye were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Marilyn Monroe had eleven toes....
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1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get catgut?

4) In which buwan do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?

Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:

1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.

2) Ecuador.

3) From tupa and horses.

4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.

5) ardilya fur.

6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.

7) Albert. When he came to the trono in 1936 he respected the wish of reyna Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.

8) Distinctively crimson.

9) New Zealand.

10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
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Okay, so I was sitting on the sopa last night watching some rubbish telebisyon ipakita and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my bahaghari colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I pag-ibig you soooooo much' and so I was like 'I pag-ibig you more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting you a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting you one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten minutos later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

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listen guys you all know me as pizzafan and I was and I wanna say I am so sorry to everybody on hurt on this site I sinabi horrible things and I was a bully and id like forgiveness and fun on here and id like a segundo chance on here again and I am sorry to everybody if you don't forgive me I understand and I wont threaten you or go after you if you don't don't worry

but if you do forgive me you wont regret it I promise

please forgive

also don't ulat me please just read the artikulo and don't ulat me I wont be mean ever again

if you guys forgive me awesome if you don't then oh well

but I still would like to say im sorry to all
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