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 Alice in Wonderland (1951)
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Alice sa lugar ng kamanghaan
1951
NOT SLASH!
Note: I can not freaking write ;3;
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Jaime couldn't believe how much the newest team member, the hyperactive teen speedster from the future, had seemed to enjoy being around him. It seemed whenever they were even in the same room together Bart would rush over to start talking to him. He didn't know why his new friend had liked him so much, he liked everybody on the team, but not near as much as him.

It wasn't anything extremely close, but it was close as two guys could get without being gay. That may sound strange, but it's pretty much the only way one...
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posted by Lady10358
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 This is the one you're supposed to read
This is the one you're supposed to read
Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm.This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter sa pamamagitan ng istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on!!...
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Life without pag-ibig is meaningless. pag-ibig was born even before mankind was born and it still exists in all kinds of organism, including humans. Though pag-ibig is expressed in various forms and between different relationships, eternal pag-ibig is accomplished between a man and a woman. pag-ibig is one trait that never diminishes as long as you give it to others and keeps on growing.

There are immortal stories on mga manliligaw and immortal mga panipi on love. Even in the stories that ended in tragedy, pag-ibig has never failed but only the mga manliligaw have. They stand evergreen and are suitable for all ages of time, whatever is the advancement in technology and science. They are suitable.
Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first araw of 7th grade I was so excited to see my mga kaibigan after summer yay. Well the first araw of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my mga kaibigan Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m tahanan and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She sinabi “I might come back to page susunod semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...
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posted by gossipgirlxoxo
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1. Shave one eyebrow.

2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food.

3. Spill a lot of serbesa on his/her bed. Swim.

4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.

5. Stare at your roommate for five minutos out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.

6. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

7. Keep a hamster as a pet. Buy a blender,...
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posted by nessienjake
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ABC's of ex girlfriends
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have ibingiay a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating...
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posted by nessienjake
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Haha I found it on the internet and I just loved it :)
its short but funny :D


A Really Bad araw
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps susunod to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This araw is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me....
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I bet I know what some of you are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat or what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two minutos when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my ipod or laptop for a week if I left it open again. Or when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see...
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Tell me if u think this is funny or not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would you like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh you gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: You gonna tell me my fortune or what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell you your fortune?


Random guy: YOU sinabi YOU WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have you been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and cookies don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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1) Pick up cat and duyan it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. duyan in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....
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