Puberty taking action slowly lol

Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to mga kaibigan about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in pag-ibig with crush

Step 10: Imagine having mga sanggol with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.

Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If you can read English, you can cook. For Instance. Basic tinapay stuffing, melt one third cup of mantikilya in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick mantikilya on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How you guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't you wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = You got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new gitara student.
DJ = Yeah,right.

Ask who died every twenty minutes

Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"

Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"

Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"

Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh

Tap the person in front of you then look away when they turn around

Say you have a sixth since where you can see dead people

Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"

Tell someone that the funiral was fun and you should do it again sometime

If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"

Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!

Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint

1. chewed chewing gum under your mesa must never be wasted once in your mouth the taste is like OMG it tastes of syliva

2. If you lick your sweat you can see the future

3. screaming every time someone calls your name is normal

4. yur teacher has seen you in da paliguan no JOKE

4. people be sick on you all the time right want to know why it because your ugly

5.i am your biological father i am also your grandma i have no teeth

6.Aliens will abduct you one araw and steal your brain

7.you will live on a farm

8.im sorry but you see dat guy behind u he is going to kill you

9. i like flying wid da monkeys

10. you cany dance or sing so PLEASE STOP TRYING

11. i am a pervert and im comming for you uy sexi

So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests you could try

1: Ask really stupid tanong like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off

2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses

3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms

4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so you can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them you know Brittney Spears

5: When they ask you for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"

6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as you can.

7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink

8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's