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posted by Shadowpenguin
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Irk, a planet in the Xeno Galaxy, just north of Rigel 7, is tahanan to a species of aliens known as the Irkens. Irkens are a somewhat small alien species with sensitive green skin, well-developed brains, and itchy trigger fingers. They have come to be known as many things including "Galactic Terrorists", "Scourge of the Galaxy", "Irken Mafia", "Dick Cheney Worshippers", "Alien Roach Farm", "The Green Communists", "Oppressors", "Ultra Right-Wing Bantha Fodder", "Republican Scum", and "Moronic Aliens Who Think That Watching Dubya Make An asno Of Himself On National telebisyon Is madami Entertaining...
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posted by Mallory101
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 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:


1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal sa pamamagitan ng conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...
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posted by 12e444
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You know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your paborito character from bituin Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled sa pamamagitan ng Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, or Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your paborito female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...
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posted by meow_girl
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*One night,Selena,Demi and Taylor were having a concert.And Miley was there for some reason.*

In the middle of true mga kaibigan Joe Jonas ran on stage,knocked the gitara player (Billy sinag Cyrus) off the stage,Breaking his leg.

Miley:That was my dad!You ass!

Joe:Yeah no one cares.Demi,Selena,Taylor I pag-ibig you all!

Miley:What about me?

Joe:What about you man whore?

Miley:I'm a girl!

Joe:That's not what your boyfriend said!

Miley:At least I'm not pregnant like you!

Joe:Those were just rumors!!!

Selena:Suuuuuure...

Joe:They were!

All:Riiiiiiiiiight......

Simon:I don't believe you!

Demi:Simon Cowell?What are you...
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posted by Jeffersonian
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These are purported to be actual test sagot from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes sa pamamagitan ng which water can be made ligtas to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water ligtas to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded sa pamamagitan ng sky.

SOCIOLOGY
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house,...
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posted by Dippicus
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Lucy and Linus (who where brother and sister) had another little brother named Rerun. (He sometimes played left-field on Charlie Brown's baseball team, [when he could find it!]).

The pancreas produces Insulin.

1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.

There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).

A skunk's smell can be detected sa pamamagitan ng a human a mile away.

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.

Henry Ford produced the...
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posted by prettystar
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Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I pag-ibig the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your puso beat
Is my paborito lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my tahanan though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with you even though
You can't hear...
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posted by patrisha727
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Thanks to the encouragement from Jarik, I had enough time to find some madami facts! Sorry if some of these are repeated! :S


No piece of normal-size paper can be folded in half madami than 7 times.

All swans in England are the property of the reyna or king

The first product to have a bar code scanned was Wrigley's gum.

Earth is the only planet not named after a pagan God.

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her cheating adulterous husband but she may only do so with her bare hands.

The new 787 Boeing...
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posted by i_luv_angst
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This was forwarded to me in an e-mail, so I don't really know where it comes from:

1 Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.
2 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
3 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
4 On the average, 12 newborns will be ibingiay to the wrong parents daily.
5 tsokolate kills dogs! True, tsokolate affects a dog's puso and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.
6 Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.
7...
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posted by jeannette27
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Now tell me that our God is not the coolest!!!
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For sa pamamagitan ng him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones or powers or rulers or authorities;
all things were created sa pamamagitan ng him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17
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Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

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40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

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315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

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On the average, 12 newborns will be ibingiay to the wrong parents daily.

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Chocolate kills dogs! True, tsokolate affects a dog's puso and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

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Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

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Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and...
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